Match.com and Online Dating v2 Page 623

  • mrpon 16 May 2017 16:33:32 34,280 posts
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    Any pics of her HairyArse?
  • AceGrace 16 May 2017 16:41:05 3,190 posts
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    Wait. What?

    Does she have a hairy arse?
  • FuzzyDucky 16 May 2017 16:43:04 3,122 posts
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    Garfy wrote:
    Ok, Bowling or cinema (depends on a couple of things) with the meetup group tomorrow night.

    Although without PES to comment I'm not sure it's worth it ;)
    Handy tip - when you're inviting people make sure autocorrect doesn't change "bowling" to "boweling". These are pretty different nights out.
  • AceGrace 16 May 2017 16:49:19 3,190 posts
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    Garfy wrote:
    Ok, Bowling or cinema (depends on a couple of things) with the meetup group tomorrow night.

    Although without PES to comment I'm not sure it's worth it ;)
    Just think of something "funny" framed in a passive aggressive manner.
  • -HairyArse 16 May 2017 16:50:33 1,111 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Any pics of her HairyArse?
    Yes. But what kind of dick would I be to post them on here?
  • Dougs 16 May 2017 17:06:56 85,195 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Any pics of her HairyArse?
    Superb, deliberate #punctuationisimportant
  • Trafford 16 May 2017 22:21:11 8,009 posts
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    A bit of an anniversary coming up for me.
    Nearly 5 years since my marriage dissolved.
    4.5 years on the dating sites, found a new rock bottom just last weekend.
    I'm gonna try some new things in life I've decided.
  • OnlyJoeKing 16 May 2017 22:24:50 520 posts
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    It's hookers isn't it
  • challenge_hanukkah 16 May 2017 22:29:54 6,028 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    A bit of an anniversary coming up for me.
    Nearly 5 years since my marriage dissolved.
    4.5 years on the dating sites, found a new rock bottom just last weekend.
    I'm gonna try some new things in life I've decided.
    It wasn't gay if you kept your eyes closed.
  • Trafford 16 May 2017 23:07:54 8,009 posts
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    She was big, 18 years younger and lives in a static caravan.
    Not disclosing the Northwest seaside town location.
    All over and done with in a week, so I'm not that traumatised \o/

    *She chatted me up, may I add.

    Edited by Trafford at 23:11:55 16-05-2017
  • LegendaryApe 16 May 2017 23:11:00 1,638 posts
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    Sounds like a verse from a Darkness song
  • AceGrace 17 May 2017 11:19:07 3,190 posts
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    She wasn't Kev's girlfriend in Derek was she?

    Edited by AceGrace at 11:19:18 17-05-2017
  • mrpon 17 May 2017 12:10:08 34,280 posts
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    Did she play for Wigan at the back of the scrum?
  • AceGrace 17 May 2017 12:13:50 3,190 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    She was big, 18 years younger and lives in a static caravan.
    Not disclosing the Northwest seaside town location.
    All over and done with in a week, so I'm not that traumatised \o/

    *She chatted me up, may I add.
    Sounds ideal. Your secret lover holed up in caravan. Just nip over there, wipe your dick on the curtains then back home for tea.

    Crumpets today!
  • DukeSilver 17 May 2017 12:28:09 3,112 posts
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    If she puts a bottle of tomato sauce in the window that means to come in because she's feeling saucy.
  • AceGrace 17 May 2017 12:40:20 3,190 posts
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    /Partridge
  • DukeSilver 17 May 2017 12:43:05 3,112 posts
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    Things got a little wild the last time.

  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 17 May 2017 12:45:23 13,336 posts
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    How big is "big"?
  • DukeSilver 17 May 2017 12:50:06 3,112 posts
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    I'm picturing an amorphous blob that completely filled the caravan. You can't even fit in there. You have to open the door, stand outside, stick your willy in and hope for the best.
  • Garfy 17 May 2017 13:57:46 1,319 posts
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    Choices have solidified a bit. Either bowling (not boweling FuzzyDucky ;) ) with 2 guys or go to the cinema with 2 women to see GotG2.

    Decisions, decisions...

    Edit: Also the cinema is free, one of the ladies works there.

    Edited by Garfy at 14:03:03 17-05-2017
  • AceGrace 17 May 2017 13:58:57 3,190 posts
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    Cinema with the women. Bowling with 2 guys could be a euphemism.
  • challenge_hanukkah 17 May 2017 14:01:24 6,028 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Did she play for Wigan at the back of the scrum?
    Apparently she eats a lot of chips and has massive tits.

    Edited by challenge_hanukkah at 14:40:15 17-05-2017
  • LegendaryApe 17 May 2017 14:02:25 1,638 posts
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    @Garfy

    CINEMA
  • Alastair 17 May 2017 14:03:02 21,887 posts
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    -HairyArse wrote:
    So after lambasting POF for being a complete shower of shit for many weeks, I somehow managed to get the attention of a hot Polish girl and have been going on weekly dates with her for the last few weeks.

    Did I mention she was hot?

    I still hate that place.
    Eh? I thought you had a long term gf?
  • Trafford 17 May 2017 14:12:59 8,009 posts
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    She was pretty enough, but pretty big also.
    She even offered to cook for me, but the way it was said -"do you like mincemeat, pasta and sauce?" I found that a little unsettling.

    I felt bad for dumping her so swiftly, but that was only for about 4 junctions of the M6 southbound.
  • DukeSilver 17 May 2017 14:24:00 3,112 posts
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    Garfy wrote:
    Choices have solidified a bit. Either bowling (not boweling FuzzyDucky ;) ) with 2 guys or go to the cinema with 2 women to see GotG2.

    Decisions, decisions...

    Edit: Also the cinema is free, one of the ladies works there.
    How are you coping mentally with the dating at the moment? Go with the cinema as long as you're not going to meltdown after.
  • Garfy 17 May 2017 14:35:59 1,319 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    She was pretty enough, but pretty big also.
    She even offered to cook for me, but the way it was said -"do you like mincemeat, pasta and sauce?" I found that a little unsettling.

    I felt bad for dumping her so swiftly, but that was only for about 4 junctions of the M6 southbound.
    And where was this exactly again? *takes notes*
  • Garfy 17 May 2017 14:38:13 1,319 posts
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    DukeSilver wrote:
    How are you coping mentally with the dating at the moment? Go with the cinema as long as you're not going to meltdown after.
    I'm coping by ignoring it completely at the moment. A cinema meetup should be fairly safe for my mental wellbeing.*

    *famous last words
  • DukeSilver 17 May 2017 14:57:53 3,112 posts
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    Even if you're not properly dating it's worth trying to keep a finger in.
  • Tryhard 17 May 2017 15:18:49 12,014 posts
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    You think you are opening the caravan door, but it is just one of her piss flaps.
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