Match.com and Online Dating v2 Page 693

  • thelzdking 4 Feb 2018 14:16:52 7,789 posts
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    @GameCriticDOTcoDOTuk

    I'd really like to go out with Kristen Bell. Any tips on what I should do?
  • Deleted user 4 February 2018 14:34:26
    thelzdking wrote:
    @GameCriticDOTcoDOTuk

    I'd really like to go out with Kristen Bell. Any tips on what I should do?
    Just remember, love is an open door.
  • DukeSilver 4 Feb 2018 14:41:37 3,208 posts
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    Addy_B wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    @GameCriticDOTcoDOTuk

    I'd really like to go out with Kristen Bell. Any tips on what I should do?
    Just remember, love is an open door.
    It's never going to happen. Let it go.
  • blobs 4 Feb 2018 14:45:31 572 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    @GameCriticDOTcoDOTuk

    I'd really like to go out with Kristen Bell. Any tips on what I should do?
    Dress up as spiderman? Just remember to remove those pinecones from your arse first.
  • Deleted user 4 February 2018 14:47:54
    DukeSilver wrote:
    Addy_B wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    @GameCriticDOTcoDOTuk

    I'd really like to go out with Kristen Bell. Any tips on what I should do?
    Just remember, love is an open door.
    It's never going to happen. Let it go.
    I don't think we can hold him back anymore.
  • EMarkM 4 Feb 2018 14:53:07 4,471 posts
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    Addy_B wrote:
    DukeSilver wrote:
    Addy_B wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    @GameCriticDOTcoDOTuk

    I'd really like to go out with Kristen Bell. Any tips on what I should do?
    Just remember, love is an open pair of pissflaps
    It's never going to happen. Let it go.
    I don't think we can hold him back anymore.
    Wise words indeed.
  • JamboWayOh 4 Feb 2018 15:03:02 6,743 posts
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    @thelzdking

    Look if you want to go out with Kristen Bell you need to put yourself out there and really get her attention. Something along the lines of "hey pretty girl." or "Do you like Final Fantasy?". You come out with those corkers you'll getting your bell in Kristen in no time.
  • DukeSilver 4 Feb 2018 15:03:05 3,208 posts
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    Kristen Bell is on twitter so you could try tweeting her and telling her she's beautiful. Then send her a message telling her you're normal. If she doesn't reply then I'm out of ideas.
  • DukeSilver 4 Feb 2018 15:03:36 3,208 posts
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    Jinx
  • JamboWayOh 4 Feb 2018 15:04:05 6,743 posts
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    Heh.
  • DukeSilver 4 Feb 2018 15:06:17 3,208 posts
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    We finish each other's
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    Sandwiches.

    Edited by Addy_B at 15:13:33 04-02-2018
  • DukeSilver 4 Feb 2018 15:17:01 3,208 posts
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    That's what I was gonna say!

    We should probably stop now but I might watch Frozen later. Amazon sent it to me by mistake. Honest.
  • Deleted user 4 February 2018 15:23:42
    At least it's deflected the attention away from Game Marje Proops critic.co.uk

    Most would probably appreciate the frozen text off over his bullshit.
  • KD 4 Feb 2018 15:32:42 1,956 posts
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    @DukeSilver I got you covered https://youtu.be/o-GqbyKB_HY
  • DukeSilver 4 Feb 2018 15:42:47 3,208 posts
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    I think I enjoyed that slightly too much. :D
  • quadfather 4 Feb 2018 15:47:04 31,042 posts
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    What are you lot giggling about
  • EMarkM 4 Feb 2018 15:52:50 4,471 posts
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    quadfather wrote:
    What are you lot giggling about
    Shit; hes here!
  • Deleted user 4 February 2018 15:55:03
    quadfather wrote:
    What are you lot giggling about
    That souls 3 clip of your lift death when we did co op.
  • DukeSilver 4 Feb 2018 15:56:00 3,208 posts
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    We have a Frozen thing happening because thelzdking fancies Kristen Bell. I'm sure we all do.
  • quadfather 4 Feb 2018 16:12:01 31,042 posts
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    Addy_B wrote:
    quadfather wrote:
    What are you lot giggling about
    That souls 3 clip of your lift death when we did co op.
    That was bloodborne, I'll have you know. Get your deaths right man!
  • Deleted user 4 February 2018 17:07:39
    quadfather wrote:
    Addy_B wrote:
    quadfather wrote:
    What are you lot giggling about
    That souls 3 clip of your lift death when we did co op.
    That was bloodborne, I'll have you know. Get your deaths right man!
    Oh ffs so it was. This tahns finished!!
  • GameCriticDOTcoDOTuk 4 Feb 2018 23:26:10 543 posts
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    So I came back - hoping for advice. Can somebody who is an expert in social awareness - please read my updated profile and give me their honest tips or just laugh at me and tell me why.

    Review of Updated Profile

    Edited by GameCriticDOTcoDOTuk at 23:47:32 04-02-2018
  • GameCriticDOTcoDOTuk 4 Feb 2018 23:29:37 543 posts
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    I'm trying to appeal to the sensibilities of a women.

    So far I have only had one conversation on Match.com and while the girl likes me. I really not that attracted to her and I feel a relationship vibe coming from her direction. I have barely responded to her since she opened up to me and apologised for my aloofness.

    I want someone who is more closed off but equally more attractive. I still havn't added more pictures but I am going to get a really professional portfolio done but that will take some time.
  • Your-Mother 4 Feb 2018 23:30:24 1,437 posts
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    Fuck off
  • FrostPan 4 Feb 2018 23:39:11 1,465 posts
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    Sounds like you don't play video games anymore. Not to mention you sound slightly condescending in that paragraph.

    What are you doing on a gaming forum then?
  • GameCriticDOTcoDOTuk 4 Feb 2018 23:45:29 543 posts
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    FrostPan wrote:
    Sounds like you don't play video games anymore. Not to mention you sound slightly condescending in that paragraph.

    What are you doing on a gaming forum then?
    Thanks FrostPan for the feedback. I do still have a passion for videogames but I had to sell off my consoles recently due to debts from a previous relationship. Also I wanted to stop hiding behind them.

    I do plan to get back into videogames once I find the right girl. I also have a lot of knowledge on Japanese games. I am trying to be honest but also underplay it at the same time.

    I was trying to display a hint of arrogance in my profile because so far being modest has not worked. I also feel some hubris will attract a beautiful, ambitious girl. But we'll see.
  • SaltyStephen 4 Feb 2018 23:47:19 424 posts
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    Why don't you try not being a creepy weirdo. Or you know... Just fuck off.
  • FuzzyDucky 4 Feb 2018 23:53:42 3,167 posts
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    @GameCriticDOTcoDOTuk Well, saying you are emotionally attuned is possibly the biggest lie on the internet.

    If you don't play games anymore, why poo-poo them? That comes across as you being negative to your past self. And if you intend to get back to playing but meet someone that got with you based on the fact you no longer play them, well you've just shot yourself in the foot.

    And proofread that shit.

    Edited by FuzzyDucky at 23:54:18 04-02-2018
  • SaltyStephen 4 Feb 2018 23:55:25 424 posts
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    @GameCriticDOTcoDOTuk are you one of Spacemonkey's split personality's?
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