Match.com and Online Dating v2 Page 694

  • Ingram85 4 Feb 2018 23:57:55 325 posts
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    Donít respond. Donít engage.
  • rockavitch 5 Feb 2018 02:18:04 1,010 posts
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    I asked my sister what she thought of people using the word Zany and her exact words were "God, paedo alert". Never ever use that word again.

    Second paragraph. Just say "animation and architecture". If someone shares the interest then they'll ask you to elaborate. Don't bore people with excess info.
    The final sentence of the paragraph needs rewording a little but the sentiment is fine.

    Third paragraph. Delete the "expensive hotels" bit, don't brag about money, makes a bad impression and will quite possibly attract the wrong type of person.

    Negativity in fourth paragraph isn't necessary. If you like games and think it's a big enough part of you to mention it then do so positively. If not then don't mention it at all.

    What's your "very important job"? If it's not saving lives or curing cancer then it's just a job. Don't oversell it.

    Final paragraph is fine, I mean, I know no conversation with you is really private as you've all ready proven but for people who don't know that the sentiment again is fine.

    Condense it down a bit and try to sound a little less robotic. Before posting read it aloud, record it and play it back. If it sounds boring spoken then it'll sound worse read.

    You've been given better advice and ignored it but maybe something will get through. Also lower you're expectations. Better looking and more interesting/confident men will be going for the same women as you. You'll get nowhere if you're not realistic.
  • FuzzyDucky 5 Feb 2018 02:32:18 3,167 posts
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    Mayve it's a sociology experiment - how helpful can vieogame nerds be? And how fucking stupid are they to keep replying>

    I have to have a blood test first thing in the morning, why am i even on here...
  • retro74 5 Feb 2018 08:58:58 2,322 posts
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    For some reason when I read your profile the voice in my head was from the Undateables

    I know it's been mentioned before but it might be your best bet to find the love you're looking for
  • FWB 5 Feb 2018 09:05:31 54,491 posts
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    I'm not sure helping to mask a condescending show-off is a good idea.
  • Deleted user 5 February 2018 10:00:06
    I'm sadly done with this thread. I've said before I don't think we should be helping creepy guy, but we still are and I don't want to be an accessory to anything involving him.
  • Dougs 5 Feb 2018 10:01:58 85,464 posts
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    rockavitch wrote:


    Only way you won't be a dick is if you ditch first, date second, ignore third. Regardless it sounds like you need to finish with first girl if you aren't feeling it. Not right to drag it out as it'll be worse and it sounds like she could do without the added pain.
    Yeah, this.
  • quadfather 5 Feb 2018 10:20:26 31,042 posts
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    GuybrushThreepwood wrote:
    I'm sadly done with this thread. I've said before I don't think we should be helping creepy guy, but we still are and I don't want to be an accessory to anything involving him.
    I think most people have realised now. It's just the stragglers that probably didn't see it all first time round.

    Meanwhile, I'm a month in into 'being with the lady'!
  • macmurphy 5 Feb 2018 10:43:50 3,042 posts
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    Iím with the lady all the time. Sadly sheís cloaked.
  • rockavitch 5 Feb 2018 10:55:10 1,010 posts
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    Def shouldn't be helping a creep but needed something to distract from the ring sting of a 2am chilli shit and for some reason I thought of him. He's not going to listen anyway but hopefully there's something there that might help someone. Very much a one and done reply.

    I'm back on the dating sites (POF and Tinder) and I forgot how quickly you learn who's type you are. Unfortunately that type is not my type but unwanted attention is part of the experience, at least it's not dick pics and insults.
  • minky-kong 5 Feb 2018 11:14:18 13,563 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    Fuck off
  • JamboWayOh 5 Feb 2018 11:46:41 6,743 posts
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    quadfather wrote:
    GuybrushThreepwood wrote:
    I'm sadly done with this thread. I've said before I don't think we should be helping creepy guy, but we still are and I don't want to be an accessory to anything involving him.
    I think most people have realised now. It's just the stragglers that probably didn't see it all first time round.

    Meanwhile, I'm a month in into 'being with the lady'!
    I read that as 'being in a lady'. But why split hairs eh, same difference.
  • Psiloc 5 Feb 2018 11:58:45 4,517 posts
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    Not to be the bad guy, but the user whose eye is wandering... isnít one month totally fair game to still be seeing other people? I mean you donít necessarily have to shag around, but a date? Sorry but that seems fine to me unless youíve already agreed to be exclusive.
  • quadfather 5 Feb 2018 12:01:05 31,042 posts
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    Christ, it's hard enough with one partner, let alone more than one. Who would be that insane?
  • KD 5 Feb 2018 12:04:40 1,956 posts
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    Convince her that polyamory is the cool thing to do.
  • challenge_hanukkah 5 Feb 2018 12:06:56 6,286 posts
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    Why is it that practitioners of polyamory are always so freakishly ugly?
  • JamboWayOh 5 Feb 2018 12:21:04 6,743 posts
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    I don't know one of my friends is into polyamoury and she's pretty damn hot. But yeah generally they're all uggos.
  • quadfather 5 Feb 2018 12:22:26 31,042 posts
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    There's a dogging site near me. I should really go and check it out. Though I've heard they dress up in black robes and dance around a fire circle (Serious). I'm thinking they're probably separate events.
  • challenge_hanukkah 5 Feb 2018 12:39:18 6,286 posts
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    Sale Water Park?
  • FuzzyDucky 5 Feb 2018 12:41:10 3,167 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Why is it that practitioners of polyamory are always so freakishly ugly?
    Yeah the only person I know that was into it was playing the numbers game as she was such a gigantic uggo I wouldn't touch her with yours.
  • quadfather 5 Feb 2018 12:44:45 31,042 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Sale Water Park?
    :D
  • challenge_hanukkah 5 Feb 2018 12:49:46 6,286 posts
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    I thought your arse looked familiar.
  • quadfather 5 Feb 2018 12:55:27 31,042 posts
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    Occupational hazard
  • DukeSilver 5 Feb 2018 13:01:48 3,208 posts
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    I called out to him. Quaddy, is that you? Quaddy, is that you? Quaddy, is that you?

    I didn't shout it three times. It was an echo.
  • quadfather 5 Feb 2018 13:08:03 31,042 posts
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    https://goo.gl/images/pJWWmS
  • challenge_hanukkah 5 Feb 2018 13:08:46 6,286 posts
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    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avp/images/2/2a/Hawkins.png/revision/latest?cb=20130413102132
  • challenge_hanukkah 5 Feb 2018 13:10:13 6,286 posts
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    I'm a sexual diplodocus.
  • DukeSilver 5 Feb 2018 13:12:40 3,208 posts
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    What's the matter? The CInthiA got you pushing too many pencils up your arse?
  • askew 5 Feb 2018 13:13:28 16,546 posts
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    STOP GETTING BOND WRONG
  • Trafford 5 Feb 2018 14:00:27 8,036 posts
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    quadfather wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Sale Water Park?
    :D
    My local.
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