Match.com and Online Dating v2 Page 695

  • challenge_hanukkah 5 Feb 2018 14:02:09 6,276 posts
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    Trafford from Trafford.
  • Trafford 5 Feb 2018 15:36:25 8,036 posts
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    Got my name on every wheelie bin.
  • Deleted user 6 February 2018 11:00:58
    This thread is great. Keep creepy GameCriticLUVguru man here.
  • Salaman 13 Feb 2018 14:02:09 23,053 posts
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    I just received this in my inbox. I thought I'd drop it here for future reference.


    Hey Hoiran!

    I'm Sakshi , your matchmaking guru! I'm your matchmaking guide and QuackQuack coach (but with a slicker title).

    I see you've created your profile. Among next steps, I recommend adding a photo to your profile to make it look attractive to members! But do not worry, you can protect your photo from being visible to everyone.

    I urge you to be proactive and express interest to desired members which will result in members responding to your intent and boosting responses.

    That's it! No rocket science!

    Do you have questions about how to use QuackQuack? Feel free to check out our Support Centre for more tips.

    Talk soon,
    Sakshi
    QuackQuack Coach

    See guys, it's not rocket science and it's what's been advised in this thread since times immortal!
  • Lukus 13 Feb 2018 14:20:14 21,223 posts
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    I think you're in mate.
  • neilka 13 Feb 2018 15:12:51 21,289 posts
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    That's QuackQuacktastic.
  • mrpon 13 Feb 2018 15:15:48 34,359 posts
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    @Salaman any desired members you've got your eye on?

    /snigger
  • Salaman 13 Feb 2018 15:21:02 23,053 posts
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    I can only assume some muppet somewhere through "Quack quack? That's going to get me some pussy innit?" and created an account, then messed up inputting their email address and it ended up linked to my email.

    I should go to the site and login & change password or delete the account really.
  • TheMayorOfJugs 13 Feb 2018 15:31:24 6,489 posts
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    I think you'd be remiss not to give the site a quack, or two.
  • thelzdking 13 Feb 2018 17:09:18 7,785 posts
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    I think your going to end up by yourself quacking off if you don't take his advice.
  • DukeSilver 13 Feb 2018 17:24:37 3,208 posts
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    You can't duck the issue forever.
  • JamboWayOh 13 Feb 2018 17:43:52 6,727 posts
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    Toilet Duck.
  • challenge_hanukkah 13 Feb 2018 17:44:20 6,276 posts
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    If it quacks like a duck she might have a duck up it.
  • JamboWayOh 13 Feb 2018 17:48:03 6,727 posts
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    Ahhh I get it...ok...in this life sometimes you have to fuck a duck. Or some shit like that.
  • DukeSilver 13 Feb 2018 18:44:03 3,208 posts
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    Will tomorrow bring out some new posters? Part of me hopes so because I'd like to help another single on their path to romance. And for those forum users who are attached, give your partner a special treat tomorrow for Valentine's Day by not banging your hot 23 year old coworker in the toilet.
  • neilka 13 Feb 2018 18:46:22 21,289 posts
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Doris from accounts
    Up the wazoo

    Edited by neilka at 18:55:35 13-02-2018
  • FuzzyDucky 13 Feb 2018 18:52:08 3,164 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Ahhh I get it...ok...in this life sometimes you have to fuck a duck. Or some shit like that.
    /slowly backs out of thread
  • Salaman 13 Feb 2018 19:23:11 23,053 posts
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    Turns out Quackquack.in is a real dating app but there doesn't seem to be a website login and I'm not installing a bloody app just to mess with the idiot that linked it to my email.
  • jamievilla 13 Feb 2018 19:29:23 846 posts
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    Well looks like youíve got a new addition to this group, I ended a long term (8 years) pretty toxic relationship back in October.

    After losing 4 stone since then and briefly dating a girl from work who is over 10 years younger than me that didnít work out. Iím now going to give online dating a try, although the girls at work are also dying so set me up on dates with their friends, so thereís that. So if nothing else I can entertain you all with my blundering through this new world as a 37 year old... Liberated and scared in equal measure!!
  • DukeSilver 13 Feb 2018 19:31:42 3,208 posts
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    We're very sympathetic but also secretly delighted.
  • quadfather 13 Feb 2018 19:55:50 31,040 posts
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    @jamievilla

    Welcome to whatever this fucking thread does.

    So, what are you after now then?
  • jamievilla 13 Feb 2018 21:46:30 846 posts
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    @quadfather fucked if I know. Not going to turn this into a blog but previously relationship involved me putting my life on hold for too long, so think I need to just get myself out and having a bit of living, so have joined Matchaffinity for a 3 month trial (seems to be a LOT of spam) and my social group are desperately wanting to set me up on dates, which I assume is a good thing.

    So yeah, I can chronicle the general mess I make of things on here if that will entertain you weirdos. I'm no Gaming Critic though.
  • quadfather 13 Feb 2018 21:49:35 31,040 posts
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    @jamievilla

    So you want another woman the yeah?

    Straight away?
  • Salaman 14 Feb 2018 07:43:12 23,053 posts
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    He wants to get his noodle wet while he's taking time to figure out what he wants.
  • Jono62 14 Feb 2018 08:08:09 19,814 posts
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    @jamievilla First thing you must do is tell everyone you message how normal you are.

    Then if you don't get a reply after 2 minutes ask why they are ignoring you.
  • retro74 14 Feb 2018 09:01:59 2,322 posts
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    @Jono62 ah classic GameCritic dating strategy. The guy is a genius

    Best pick up artist of all time
  • quadfather 14 Feb 2018 09:20:16 31,040 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    He wants to get his noodle wet while he's taking time to figure out what he wants.
    Hum, fair enough.

    I'd have thought some time out and wanking furiously whilst eating wotsits would be a mellower starting point.
  • minky-kong 14 Feb 2018 09:45:05 13,560 posts
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    DukeSilver wrote:
    And for those forum users who are attached, give yourself a special treat for Valentine's Day by banging your hot 23 year old coworker in the disabled toilet.
    Sage advice.
  • jamievilla 14 Feb 2018 13:57:04 846 posts
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    @Jono62 I was doing that after 3 minutes! All makes sense now.

    @Salaman. Yep. Pretty much.

    Edited by jamievilla at 13:58:15 14-02-2018
  • RichDC 14 Feb 2018 14:01:34 7,701 posts
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    If that doesn't work be sure to tell them how much more sensitive you are compared to other guys. And then confused them by displaying the emotional awareness of a rock. Girls love those sort of mind games.

    Edited by RichDC at 14:02:21 14-02-2018
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