Match.com and Online Dating v2 Page 733

  • Jono62 14 Feb 2020 20:52:17 25,557 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    @Jono62 one of my mates recommended that to me, he prefers it to Kraken which is one of my favourites.
    Yeah, it's great. I would recommend it.
  • RawShark 14 Feb 2020 20:53:57 1,283 posts
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    Tinder may have been fun at some point but, having popped back on briefly earlier this year, it’s become utter shit.

    I’d recommend Bumble. Worked for me anyway. Eventually.
  • Mola_Ram 15 Feb 2020 09:44:13 24,366 posts
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    I think they're both shit, though Bumble is, so far, less shit.

    Volume is the main problem. It's like being in an infinitely large nightclub, where everyone (including you) is talking to at least five other people at the same time. It's dating for people with an attention deficit, and every minute I'm on there (I don't feel like I have a lot of choice right now) pushes me further in that direction.
  • sport 15 Feb 2020 10:08:21 16,273 posts
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    "Come here often, gorgeous?"
  • Jono62 15 Feb 2020 10:10:17 25,557 posts
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    Mangojoe hasn't been seen since going to Chariots. I hope he is ok.

    Edited by Jono62 at 11:21:37 15-02-2020
  • quadfather 15 Feb 2020 10:59:40 36,890 posts
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    Yeah that's another thing - location. I'm on the edge of the peak District in a village that has one pub so I have to get out and about to meet people. Does make a difference.
  • JamboWayOh 15 Feb 2020 13:22:57 20,714 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    Mangojoe hasn't been seen since going to Chariots. I hope he is ok.
    Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh....he never mentioned how his date went. I imagine he was turned into a skin jacket the following day.
  • X201 15 Feb 2020 13:24:10 20,713 posts
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    The one thing that winds me up about Bumble is the women that like you, but don’t actually message you.
    It’s the bloody raison d’etre of the site; women are the ones who have to make the first move.
  • JamboWayOh 15 Feb 2020 13:31:27 20,714 posts
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    All the cards. All the bloody cards.
  • Lukus 15 Feb 2020 13:55:12 23,564 posts
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    They probably realise they've made a terrible error in judgement.
  • Garfy 26 Mar 2020 12:11:39 1,476 posts
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    Is it telling that my social life hasn't changed in the slightest during isolation

    Edit: Other than visiting animal crossing islands

    Edited by Garfy at 12:12:20 26-03-2020
  • challenge_hanukkah 26 Mar 2020 12:12:40 13,046 posts
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    Garfy wrote:
    Is it telling that my social life hasn't changed in the slightest during isolation
    They don't know what they're missing.

    Massive vaginal trauma by all accounts.
  • LegendaryApe 30 Jul 2020 16:37:47 2,108 posts
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    @quadfather

    Your recent Creakz thread has made me fondly remember all the times you got into mischief and been anally penetrated by a plastic phallus.

    Any more hilarious and recent hijinks to brighten my day
  • retro74 30 Jul 2020 17:13:31 3,328 posts
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    I'd like to hear some more dating tales too, this thread was pure gold at one point

    People must have been out dating in Corona Land surely?
  • JamboWayOh 30 Jul 2020 17:20:39 20,714 posts
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    retro74 wrote:
    I'd like to hear some more dating tales too, this thread was pure gold at one point

    People must have been out dating in Corona Land surely?
    Met someone recently in this time of Covid. Taking it slow, but fuck, I think I'm feeling these weird things called emotions.
  • mrpon 30 Jul 2020 17:23:41 36,364 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Taking it slow, but fuck
    Hot
  • Jono62 30 Jul 2020 17:24:57 25,557 posts
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    @JamboWayOh https://s31242.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/1583272420457-image-28.jpg
  • retro74 30 Jul 2020 17:27:53 3,328 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    retro74 wrote:
    I'd like to hear some more dating tales too, this thread was pure gold at one point

    People must have been out dating in Corona Land surely?
    Met someone recently in this time of Covid. Taking it slow, but fuck, I think I'm feeling these weird things called emotions.
    Is it like, smiley face, smiley face, love hearts as eyes, eggplant type emotions or real ones?
  • JamboWayOh 30 Jul 2020 17:29:00 20,714 posts
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    I think real ones. I need to have a word with myself.
  • challenge_hanukkah 30 Jul 2020 17:30:35 13,046 posts
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    Any anal yet?
  • JamboWayOh 30 Jul 2020 17:37:03 20,714 posts
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    She is incredibly organised.
  • retro74 30 Jul 2020 17:49:19 3,328 posts
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    “Incredibly organised“ isn’t exactly selling her

    Unless she’s actually a toolbox
  • JamboWayOh 30 Jul 2020 17:58:36 20,714 posts
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    Lol. No, she's pretty great actually, honestly we just click, I've don't think I've ever met anyone like this where I can be totally who I am. Like I said, it feels weird.
  • challenge_hanukkah 30 Jul 2020 18:06:14 13,046 posts
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    Is she forrin though?
  • JamboWayOh 30 Jul 2020 18:14:50 20,714 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Is she forrin though?
    Yes, American. I'm sorry guys.
  • LegendaryApe 30 Jul 2020 19:05:46 2,108 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Lol. No, she's pretty great actually, honestly we just click, I've don't think I've ever met anyone like this where I can be totally who I am. Like I said, it feels weird.
    I'm damn proud of you son. Does she know about your love of spam? And that you once fingered an open tin of spam in a supermarket. For practice.
  • quadfather 30 Jul 2020 19:32:21 36,890 posts
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    LegendaryApe wrote:
    @quadfather

    Your recent Creakz thread has made me fondly remember all the times you got into mischief and been anally penetrated by a plastic phallus.

    Any more hilarious and recent hijinks to brighten my day
    Haha, glad to be of service

    Honestly, since the lockdown, being based in a village with one pub that's closed, kinda puts a crimp on things.
  • quadfather 30 Jul 2020 19:33:33 36,890 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    retro74 wrote:
    I'd like to hear some more dating tales too, this thread was pure gold at one point

    People must have been out dating in Corona Land surely?
    Met someone recently in this time of Covid. Taking it slow, but fuck, I think I'm feeling these weird things called emotions.
    Ooo get you
  • Jono62 30 Jul 2020 20:05:27 25,557 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Is she forrin though?
    Yes, American. I'm sorry guys.
    Does she believe in #pizzagate
  • sport 30 Jul 2020 20:08:28 16,273 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Is she forrin though?
    Yes, American. I'm sorry guys.
    Dump her mate. Sounds like an utter loon.
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