JamboWayOh wrote:Okay, that's definitely one for a 'But Why?' Ryan Reynolds GIF. Aren't you just making it hard on yourself? Or she REALLY just wants sex |
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JoeBlade 5,714 posts
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JamboWayOh 22,457 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI think I would feel weird just avoiding her and cutting her off, at the end of the day it's done, I have to accept it, we move in the same circles, I may as well start as I mean to go on now. -
Load_2.0 32,507 posts
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Registered 18 years agoThe obvious solution is to pull her aside and tell her she's an idiot for not giving a nice guy a chance. Later call her a bitch and stuck up.
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Kay 20,924 posts
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Registered 17 years ago@JoeBlade It's actually true, though!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movie_43
Took me a while to remember where I'd seen it...
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JoeBlade 5,714 posts
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Registered 18 years agoLoad_2.0 wrote:
Then shit on her tits?
The obvious solution is to pull her aside and tell her she's an idiot for not giving a nice guy a chance. Later call her a bitch and stuck up.
After smashing a glass leave and get a fat prostitute. Unsuccessfully try to thumb your flaccid meat rod into an appropriate orifice. Scream for them to leave and cry yourself to sleep. -
JoeBlade 5,714 posts
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Registered 18 years agoKay wrote:
Wow. I. Um. Wow!
@JoeBlade It's actually true, though!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movie_43
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Load_2.0 32,507 posts
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Registered 18 years agoJoeBlade wrote:
Probably best push it through the mail flap with a nice note and applications instruction.
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Registered 18 years ago@Load_2.0 
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Registered 10 years agoKay wrote:
Isn't that the movie where Hugh Jackman has balls growing from his neck?
@JoeBlade It's actually true, though!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movie_43
Took me a while to remember where I'd seen it...
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Registered 8 years agoLoad_2.0 wrote:
This guy knows.
The obvious solution is to pull her aside and tell her she's an idiot for not giving a nice guy a chance. Later call her a bitch and stuck up.
After smashing a glass leave and get a fat prostitute. Unsuccessfully try to thumb your flaccid meat rod into an appropriate orifice. Scream for them to leave and cry yourself to sleep. -
LegendaryApe 2,263 posts
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Registered 10 years agoJamboWayOh wrote:
How's the night out going. Shit on her yet?
Load_2.0 wrote:
This guy knows.
The obvious solution is to pull her aside and tell her she's an idiot for not giving a nice guy a chance. Later call her a bitch and stuck up.
After smashing a glass leave and get a fat prostitute. Unsuccessfully try to thumb your flaccid meat rod into an appropriate orifice. Scream for them to leave and cry yourself to sleep. -
Kay 20,924 posts
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Registered 17 years agoLegendaryApe wrote:
Yeah, it's quite an experience and certainly demonstrates the... range of certain award-winning actors. And tbf I did find parts of it quite funny at the time.
Kay wrote:
Isn't that the movie where Hugh Jackman has balls growing from his neck?
@JoeBlade It's actually true, though!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movie_43
Took me a while to remember where I'd seen it...
It's amazing. -
fontgeeksogood 11,993 posts
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Registered 3 years agoThe problem is they hold all the cards -
JamboWayOh 22,457 posts
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Registered 8 years agoLegendaryApe wrote:
I just got back home. It was interesting, she definitely was overcompensating to get my attention somewhat. But at the same time I went the other way to not respond as much as I would have done normally. Guess it's going to take some time for us get used to the new status quo.
JamboWayOh wrote:
How's the night out going. Shit on her yet?
Load_2.0 wrote:
This guy knows.
The obvious solution is to pull her aside and tell her she's an idiot for not giving a nice guy a chance. Later call her a bitch and stuck up.
After smashing a glass leave and get a fat prostitute. Unsuccessfully try to thumb your flaccid meat rod into an appropriate orifice. Scream for them to leave and cry yourself to sleep. -
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Registered 18 years agofontgeeksogood wrote:
That's a bit out of context. Was that in reference to:
The problem is they hold all the cards
1. Women
2. Space lizards
3. Hugh Jackman's neck testicles
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fontgeeksogood 11,993 posts
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Registered 3 years agoThe snakes with tits. Shitty tits -
Mola_Ram 25,161 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI've been online dating someone for the last month and a half. Not a single irl meeting so far (because pandemic lockdown), but so far I've enjoyed the opportunity to take things a bit (ok, a lot) slower. -
Mola_Ram 25,161 posts
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Registered 9 years agoThough another potential match has just asked me what I think about Jordan Peterson, so it's not all smooth sailing. -
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Registered 8 years agoMola is holding all the cards here. -
Mola_Ram 25,161 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI just told her about my Magic the Gathering collection, so technically you are correct. -
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Registered 8 years agoFucking hell, Mola. Leave some vagina for the rest of us please! -
sport 16,579 posts
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Registered 15 years agoMola_Ram wrote:
STAY CALM WHILE YOU DESTROY HER WITH SOUND LOGIC AND REASON!!
Though another potential match has just asked me what I think about Jordan Peterson, so it's not all smooth sailing. -
Mola_Ram 25,161 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI've got the lobster claws ready -
JamboWayOh 22,457 posts
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Registered 8 years agosport wrote:
What user Sport said. Also tell her you regularly clean your bedroom.
Mola_Ram wrote:
STAY CALM WHILE YOU DESTROY HER WITH SOUND LOGIC AND REASON!!
Though another potential match has just asked me what I think about Jordan Peterson, so it's not all smooth sailing. -
captain-erick88 1 posts
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Registered 5 months agoWorking a side job is better option for additional income, and now you can have this job done at you home. Survey to earn provide idea how to make additional income
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Mola_Ram 25,161 posts
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Registered 9 years agocaptain-erick88 wrote:
Well that beats user sport's suggestion.
Working a side job is better option for additional income, and now you can have this job done at you home. Survey to earn provide how to make additional income -
Vortex808 14,580 posts
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Registered 12 years agoPossibly better advice too, well done spam scumbag! -
Mola_Ram 25,161 posts
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Registered 9 years agoThe Peterson fan has not yet gotten back to me, after I said that I didn't particularly care for him.
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fontgeeksogood 11,993 posts
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Registered 3 years agoIt sounds like it was a test by the initial match. We wait to see if you've passed -
Mola_Ram wrote:
I'm happy for you. Ever since I saw you ripping out peoples hearts I knew, deep down, you were just lonely. I hope this goes well. Just don't break her heart.
I've been online dating someone for the last month and a half. Not a single irl meeting so far (because pandemic lockdown), but so far I've enjoyed the opportunity to take things a bit (ok, a lot) slower.
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