Match.com and Online Dating v2 Page 735

  • JoeBlade 3 Aug 2020 18:42:41 5,714 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    That is true. For an added bonus she's coming out for a group drinks tonight, so that...should be interesting.
    Okay, that's definitely one for a 'But Why?' Ryan Reynolds GIF. Aren't you just making it hard on yourself?

    Or she REALLY just wants sex
  • JamboWayOh 3 Aug 2020 18:48:03 22,457 posts
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    I think I would feel weird just avoiding her and cutting her off, at the end of the day it's done, I have to accept it, we move in the same circles, I may as well start as I mean to go on now.
  • Load_2.0 3 Aug 2020 19:20:27 32,507 posts
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    The obvious solution is to pull her aside and tell her she's an idiot for not giving a nice guy a chance. Later call her a bitch and stuck up.

    After smashing a glass leave and get a fat prostitute. Unsuccessfully try to thumb your flaccid meat rod into an appropriate orifice. Scream for them to leave and cry yourself to sleep.
  • Kay 3 Aug 2020 19:23:32 20,924 posts
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    @JoeBlade It's actually true, though!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movie_43

    Took me a while to remember where I'd seen it...

    Edited by Kay at 19:23:42 03-08-2020
  • JoeBlade 3 Aug 2020 20:25:21 5,714 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    The obvious solution is to pull her aside and tell her she's an idiot for not giving a nice guy a chance. Later call her a bitch and stuck up.

    After smashing a glass leave and get a fat prostitute. Unsuccessfully try to thumb your flaccid meat rod into an appropriate orifice. Scream for them to leave and cry yourself to sleep.
    Then shit on her tits?
  • JoeBlade 3 Aug 2020 20:29:16 5,714 posts
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    Kay wrote:
    @JoeBlade It's actually true, though!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movie_43

    Took me a while to remember where I'd seen it...
    Wow. I. Um. Wow!
  • Load_2.0 3 Aug 2020 20:46:02 32,507 posts
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    JoeBlade wrote:

    Then shit on her tits?
    Probably best push it through the mail flap with a nice note and applications instruction.
  • JoeBlade 3 Aug 2020 21:08:41 5,714 posts
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    @Load_2.0 :D

    You're such a charmer!
  • LegendaryApe 3 Aug 2020 21:20:08 2,263 posts
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    Kay wrote:
    @JoeBlade It's actually true, though!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movie_43

    Took me a while to remember where I'd seen it...
    Isn't that the movie where Hugh Jackman has balls growing from his neck?

    It's amazing.
  • JamboWayOh 3 Aug 2020 22:04:35 22,457 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    The obvious solution is to pull her aside and tell her she's an idiot for not giving a nice guy a chance. Later call her a bitch and stuck up.

    After smashing a glass leave and get a fat prostitute. Unsuccessfully try to thumb your flaccid meat rod into an appropriate orifice. Scream for them to leave and cry yourself to sleep.
    This guy knows.
  • LegendaryApe 3 Aug 2020 22:09:10 2,263 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    The obvious solution is to pull her aside and tell her she's an idiot for not giving a nice guy a chance. Later call her a bitch and stuck up.

    After smashing a glass leave and get a fat prostitute. Unsuccessfully try to thumb your flaccid meat rod into an appropriate orifice. Scream for them to leave and cry yourself to sleep.
    This guy knows.
    How's the night out going. Shit on her yet?
  • Kay 3 Aug 2020 22:09:17 20,924 posts
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    LegendaryApe wrote:
    Kay wrote:
    @JoeBlade It's actually true, though!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movie_43

    Took me a while to remember where I'd seen it...
    Isn't that the movie where Hugh Jackman has balls growing from his neck?

    It's amazing.
    Yeah, it's quite an experience and certainly demonstrates the... range of certain award-winning actors. And tbf I did find parts of it quite funny at the time.
  • fontgeeksogood 3 Aug 2020 22:14:11 11,993 posts
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    The problem is they hold all the cards
  • JamboWayOh 3 Aug 2020 22:31:16 22,457 posts
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    LegendaryApe wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    The obvious solution is to pull her aside and tell her she's an idiot for not giving a nice guy a chance. Later call her a bitch and stuck up.

    After smashing a glass leave and get a fat prostitute. Unsuccessfully try to thumb your flaccid meat rod into an appropriate orifice. Scream for them to leave and cry yourself to sleep.
    This guy knows.
    How's the night out going. Shit on her yet?
    I just got back home. It was interesting, she definitely was overcompensating to get my attention somewhat. But at the same time I went the other way to not respond as much as I would have done normally. Guess it's going to take some time for us get used to the new status quo.
  • JoeBlade 4 Aug 2020 03:01:31 5,714 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    The problem is they hold all the cards
    That's a bit out of context. Was that in reference to:
    1. Women
    2. Space lizards
    3. Hugh Jackman's neck testicles
    ?
  • fontgeeksogood 4 Aug 2020 03:23:44 11,993 posts
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    The snakes with tits. Shitty tits
  • Mola_Ram 19 Aug 2020 10:06:27 25,161 posts
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    I've been online dating someone for the last month and a half. Not a single irl meeting so far (because pandemic lockdown), but so far I've enjoyed the opportunity to take things a bit (ok, a lot) slower.
  • Mola_Ram 19 Aug 2020 10:07:38 25,161 posts
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    Though another potential match has just asked me what I think about Jordan Peterson, so it's not all smooth sailing.
  • JamboWayOh 19 Aug 2020 10:08:30 22,457 posts
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    Mola is holding all the cards here.
  • Mola_Ram 19 Aug 2020 10:10:40 25,161 posts
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    I just told her about my Magic the Gathering collection, so technically you are correct.
  • JamboWayOh 19 Aug 2020 10:11:39 22,457 posts
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    Fucking hell, Mola. Leave some vagina for the rest of us please!
  • sport 19 Aug 2020 10:11:47 16,579 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    Though another potential match has just asked me what I think about Jordan Peterson, so it's not all smooth sailing.
    STAY CALM WHILE YOU DESTROY HER WITH SOUND LOGIC AND REASON!!
  • Mola_Ram 19 Aug 2020 10:13:00 25,161 posts
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    I've got the lobster claws ready
  • JamboWayOh 19 Aug 2020 10:13:05 22,457 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    Though another potential match has just asked me what I think about Jordan Peterson, so it's not all smooth sailing.
    STAY CALM WHILE YOU DESTROY HER WITH SOUND LOGIC AND REASON!!
    What user Sport said. Also tell her you regularly clean your bedroom.
  • captain-erick88 19 Aug 2020 10:14:52 1 posts
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    Working a side job is better option for additional income, and now you can have this job done at you home. Survey to earn provide idea how to make additional income

    Edited by captain-erick88 at 10:15:42 19-08-2020
  • Mola_Ram 19 Aug 2020 10:16:05 25,161 posts
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    captain-erick88 wrote:
    Working a side job is better option for additional income, and now you can have this job done at you home. Survey to earn provide how to make additional income
    Well that beats user sport's suggestion.
  • Vortex808 19 Aug 2020 10:16:58 14,580 posts
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    Possibly better advice too, well done spam scumbag!
  • Mola_Ram 19 Aug 2020 10:21:17 25,161 posts
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    The Peterson fan has not yet gotten back to me, after I said that I didn't particularly care for him.

    It's a shame, I assumed that she would like the opportunity to destroy me with logic.
  • fontgeeksogood 19 Aug 2020 10:26:55 11,993 posts
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    It sounds like it was a test by the initial match. We wait to see if you've passed
  • LegendaryApe 19 Aug 2020 11:19:41 2,263 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    I've been online dating someone for the last month and a half. Not a single irl meeting so far (because pandemic lockdown), but so far I've enjoyed the opportunity to take things a bit (ok, a lot) slower.
    I'm happy for you. Ever since I saw you ripping out peoples hearts I knew, deep down, you were just lonely. I hope this goes well. Just don't break her heart.
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