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  • Mola_Ram 5 Sep 2020 13:26:08 24,586 posts
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    All it takes is a couple of pumps!
  • Mola_Ram 5 Sep 2020 13:26:23 24,586 posts
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    Well, hello new page
  • JamboWayOh 5 Sep 2020 13:32:25 21,094 posts
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    Why are you doing this to me, user Mola? Why?
  • Mola_Ram 5 Sep 2020 13:34:51 24,586 posts
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    It's my way of wishing you happiness.
  • LegendaryApe 5 Sep 2020 14:11:28 2,131 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    LegendaryApe wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    It's alright guys, life hit me right on schedule. We just talked and she's ended it because she's just not mentally ready for a relationship. YEAH!!!!
    Looks like I spoke too soon...things are afoot!
    I feel your news got lost in all the posts. What be afoot young man
    Despite wanting to be just friends most people were aware that it definitely wasn't the case with the way we interact with each other. The thing that changed everything is that she moved to Paris today and when she told me she was leaving I just told her everything how I felt about her just to get closure, to be honest I've never been that honest with someone before and I think it made her step back about everything regarding us, and her knowing that she was leaving made it all real.

    So we're going to give it a try, Andorra is on France's doorstep so that's good. More importantly we have no expectations and I feel strangely ok with that but we both have acknowledged we have something pretty special. So yeah. That's my life.
    That's great congratulations! It's like Ross and Rachel. I wish you all the best. Fly free, you beautiful winged beast man
  • fontgeeksogood 5 Sep 2020 17:10:44 10,891 posts
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    Just make sure when you do meet, you absolutely wreck all doors for anyone else until you see her again
  • fontgeeksogood 5 Sep 2020 17:11:12 10,891 posts
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    Like blow through the back AND front of it
  • JamboWayOh 5 Sep 2020 20:03:09 21,094 posts
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    She's American, are they into their doors being blown off as it were?
  • TechnoHippy 5 Sep 2020 20:36:01 17,841 posts
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    In my experience, Americans can be filthy too.
  • fontgeeksogood 6 Sep 2020 02:18:03 10,891 posts
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    Doors are doors. You HAVE to wreck her for other dick
  • fontgeeksogood 6 Sep 2020 02:18:30 10,891 posts
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    I believe in you Jambo
  • Load_2.0 6 Sep 2020 08:54:02 32,182 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    Plot twist, he asked her with cards outside his best mates house
    Magic: The Gathering?
  • JamboWayOh 6 Sep 2020 09:57:53 21,094 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Doors are doors. You HAVE to wreck her for other dick
    /takes detailed notes
  • Tomo 6 Sep 2020 11:58:40 18,261 posts
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    This is great and all, and you've revived the thread Jambo. But you need to kick on with the content. Can you at least do some awkward spreadsheet-based NiceGuy dating or 2* brothel-style hotel adventuring whilst the cat is away in Paris.

    Sharz seems to be normal these days and quad seems to have parked his mojo. You should take the reins.
  • quadfather 6 Sep 2020 12:06:47 37,031 posts
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    I wouldn't say parked. I'd probably say misplaced.
  • Tomo 6 Sep 2020 12:09:55 18,261 posts
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    A hibernating lion, primed to ravage when it awakes.
  • JamboWayOh 6 Sep 2020 12:34:55 21,094 posts
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    @Tomo

    I guess I'll have actual content when I get to see her again. I imagine because it's Paris some sleazy bastard will be sniffing around her. So that'll be fun.
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