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Match.com and Online Dating v2
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Syrette 50,644 posts
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Syrette wrote:
If your referring to me, I'm not your monkey...yet.
Pepsipop wrote:
Are you single? If you are, do you fancy joining me and my monkey on a first date?
I am a little jealous of those going on first dates, I miss that excitement. I don't miss the game though. -
neilka 23,413 posts
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Registered 15 years agoEverybody's got something to hide except for me and mcmonkey. And Pepsipop apparently. -
sport 16,120 posts
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Hairyarse is a player, his poor girlfriend. -
Alastair 24,272 posts
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Registered 19 years agoWhere's his left hand, that's what I want to know!! -
neilka 23,413 posts
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Registered 15 years agoThe man's a machine! -
sport 16,120 posts
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Registered 15 years agoBest hover hand yet! -
Nice photo, right in front of her and everything. She is pretty, I have no idea why she is with you .gif)
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neilka 23,413 posts
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Registered 15 years agoYou've got nicer baps PP. -
Pepsipop wrote:
It's for my rapier wit and charm, obvs.
Nice photo, right in front of her and everything. She is pretty, I have no idea why she is with you -
He's the only person up north that doesn't smell of whippets and pigeons. -
Also, neilka and deckard are much rapier than I am. -
neilka 23,413 posts
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Registered 15 years agoThose three women's dried-up husks were found draped over the branches of nearby trees later that evening. They just couldn't handle the smoulder. -
One of them definitely kept me awake last night with her fucking snoring. -
mrpon 36,286 posts
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Registered 14 years agoJust get it on already you two. -
minky-kong 14,598 posts
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Registered 12 years agoMy one serious post about the Skyrim playing, face spitting pussy magnet on OKCupid got deleted in the cull 
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Over zealous mods. -
minky-kong 14,598 posts
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Registered 12 years agoI'm still in shock from it. Apparently women can't resist average looking blokes who spit when they talk and probably have split personality disorder.
I'm two out of three there and I get nothing! -
SClaw 826 posts
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Registered 11 years agoThe thing you're missing with that comparison, however, is that Blakey was actually good at his job. It was the two lazy twats who messed everything up for him. -
Trafford 8,590 posts
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Registered 12 years agoPepsipop wrote:
If that's the case, ask your husband.
I am a little jealous of those going on first dates, I miss the sex -
Grunk 4,717 posts
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Registered 16 years agoHairyArse wrote:
You know you're not meant to do that when they are asleep!
One of them definitely kept me awake last night with her fucking snoring. -
Sex with the person always gets old no matter how good it started off.
I compare it to ice cream, I love vanilla but it gets boring and it's always nice to have a bit of strawberry or chocolate every now and then. -
Stickman 29,986 posts
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Registered 16 years agoBet you'd love a great big portion of chocolate. -
I'm not sure how to process that. -
mrpon 36,286 posts
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Registered 14 years agoPepsi likes it with hundreds and thousands. -
I am strawberry flavoured...
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