Sometimes its hard to be a woman • Non-Gaming • Social • Eurogamer.net

Zond3 20 Jan 2005 15:43:20 635 posts
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I wonder what it must be like to walk in those shoes, and have to wear tights n that.

Lutz 20 Jan 2005 15:43:59 48,870 posts
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Try it. You'll know then.

Incidentally, WTF has this got to do with xbox?

Edited by Lutz at 15:44:30 20-01-2005

Dirtbox 20 Jan 2005 15:48:45 92,595 posts
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Zond3 20 Jan 2005 15:49:58 635 posts
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Lutz wrote:
Incidentally, WTF has this got to do with xbox?

well i'm not gonna go sticking it in the PSP category am i!

Lutz 20 Jan 2005 15:50:46 48,870 posts
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Zond 3 wrote:
well i'm not gonna go sticking it in the PSP category am i!

How about the spam/junk category then?

Zond3 20 Jan 2005 15:51:19 635 posts
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oh

Lutz 20 Jan 2005 15:52:27 48,870 posts
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Looks like it's been changed to social!

Sid-Nice 20 Jan 2005 15:52:38 15,848 posts
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Sometimes it's hard to be a woman,
Especially when you're man,
You'll have good times,
As well as bad times,
So play your Xbox as much as you can.

jiroczech 20 Jan 2005 15:54:23 2,669 posts
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Lutz wrote:

Zond 3 wrote:
well i'm not gonna go sticking it in the PSP category am i!
How about the spam/junk category then?

They should shorten that to 'spunk'.

UncleLou Moderator 20 Jan 2005 15:56:24 40,723 posts
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Zond 3 wrote:
I wonder what it must be like to walk in those shoes, and have to wear tights n that.

I am personally more interested how it must be to have breasts of a reasonable size. Must be a completely different "body feeling". And then there's that Woody Allen quote, of course...

RubyRed 20 Jan 2005 16:03:01 4,303 posts
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Tights. Horrid fucking things. I can't understand how women can wear them especially under trousers. Gnnn!

Zond3 20 Jan 2005 16:03:50 635 posts
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if i had to be a woman i'd be completely rubbish at it. Having to wake up an hour earlier than usual each day to slap the warpaint on, walking about heels that must hurt the ankles something rotten, going through a crazy metamorphosis during pregnancy where your whole body inflates into the size of a caravan. you have to hand it to them...its not easy.

Surferrosa 20 Jan 2005 16:05:28 471 posts
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RubyRed wrote:
Tights. Horrid fucking things. I can't understand how women can wear them especially under trousers. Gnnn!

Yeah, I know they're sex repellents aren't they?

Lutz 20 Jan 2005 16:05:54 48,870 posts
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Zond 3 wrote:
if i had to be a woman i'd be completely rubbish at it. Having to wake up an hour earlier than usual each day to slap the warpaint on, walking about heels that must hurt the ankles something rotten, going through a crazy metamorphosis during pregnancy where your whole body inflates into the size of a caravan. you have to hand it to them...its not easy.

And they've STILL not experienced a kick in the balls!

pjmaybe 20 Jan 2005 16:06:59 70,666 posts
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surfer rosa wrote:

RubyRed wrote:
Tights. Horrid fucking things. I can't understand how women can wear them especially under trousers. Gnnn!

Yeah, I know they're sex repellents aren't they?

Not in our house they're not...

Black tights, short denim skirt = hummanahummanahummana!

Static shocks they generate "in certain places" are a definite turn off though...YOWL!

Peej

UncleLou Moderator 20 Jan 2005 16:09:07 40,723 posts
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/expects post of Lutz, icluding link to BBC article with a pic of a huge baby

edit: or maybe not, he made another thread, damn

Edited by UncleLou at 16:09:46 20-01-2005

Lutz 20 Jan 2005 16:09:34 48,870 posts
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pjmaybe wrote:
Black tights, short denim skirt = hummanahummanahummana!

Peej

With white trainers... and even better, a tartan skirt...

/goes to a have lie down...

Whizzo 20 Jan 2005 16:09:44 44,810 posts
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I really don't think we need to know what you wear in the privacy of your own home thank you Peej...

Lutz 20 Jan 2005 16:10:11 48,870 posts
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UncleLou wrote:
/expects post of Lutz, icluding link to BBC article with a pic of a huge baby

Close!

I deleted it cos she technically didn't sqeeze anything out of anything... at least, not out of what I was implying.

Zond3 20 Jan 2005 16:10:46 635 posts
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pjmaybe wrote:
Not in our house they're not...

Black tights, short denim skirt = hummanahummanahummana!

Static shocks they generate "in certain places" are a definite turn off though...YOWL!

Peej

word...

Angel_Treats 20 Jan 2005 16:25:10 11,070 posts
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Mapster wrote:
Am I the only bloke alive that doesn't like kissing girls with lipstick on?

I find it a real turn off, along with too much make up.

Girls lips are dead tasty as they are, don't go slapping shite all over them please!

Mapster.

I hate lipstick, it tastes and feels horrible towear. I do use lipbalm or sometimes a wee bit of gloss but never lipstick.

Oh, and tights are evil.

Foregone-Reality 20 Jan 2005 16:27:10 2,216 posts
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I have to agree with Peej.

Back in my days in school I was tempted to kill some of the lads I knew as the girls in their schools wore the short skirt/black tights combo. Very, Very Sexy.

My school was a free for all..so tracksuit bottoms everywhere.

Edited by Foregone Reality at 16:27:33 20-01-2005

pjmaybe 20 Jan 2005 16:28:15 70,666 posts
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Nope, I don't like women with a lot of slap on...unless it's intentional, y'know - goth style f'r instance.

Peej

Mike_Hunt 20 Jan 2005 16:31:59 23,524 posts
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Sure, women have it difficult, but it's counter-balanced by the fact that they can look at and play with boobies any time they want to.

[MH]

Dirtbox 20 Jan 2005 16:32:07 92,595 posts
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Xensor 20 Jan 2005 16:32:55 1,054 posts
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Zond 3 wrote:

pjmaybe wrote:
Not in our house they're not...

Black tights, short denim skirt = hummanahummanahummana!

Static shocks they generate "in certain places" are a definite turn off though...YOWL!

Peej

word...

Really, you should be handing out the mind rubbers

markh 20 Jan 2005 16:33:25 3,599 posts
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Dirtbox wrote:
I've got to say, theres something oddly sexy about dizzy, naive office girls teetering about with stupidly high heels with those ankle straps, black nylons and a short skirt...

i reckon it's something about the fact that you can confuse them into doing anything you'd like them to do

markypants 20 Jan 2005 16:34:48 2,860 posts
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If I had breasts. I'd never leave the house.