Mike_Hunt wrote: Yeah but if you ask them to do that, they won't!!! /mindlessly hunts for video camera reciept Peej |
Sometimes its hard to be a woman • Page 2
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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mentat 5,613 posts
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Registered 20 years agoDirtbox wrote:
/curtains
I've got to say, theres something oddly sexy about dizzy, naive office girls teetering about with stupidly high heels with those ankle straps, black nylons and a short skirt...
edit:
Or should that be
/tinbox?
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Dirtbox 92,595 posts
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Gambit 357 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI think its probably hard since every month Princess mental tension comes round and the whole Jackle and Hyde senario starts .gif)
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RubyRed 4,303 posts
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Registered 18 years agoYou do realise that when they're stuck to your chest all day, boobs are rarely interesting. Particularly at certain times of the month when water retention occurs and they end up being so painful that you have to cross your arms to stop them wobbling when you walk up and down stairs. -
markypants wrote:
If I had breasts. I'd never leave the house.
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Registered 18 years agoRubyRed wrote:
wobbling when you walk up and down stairs.
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Mike_Hunt 23,524 posts
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Registered 19 years agopjmaybe wrote:
Yeah, take back the camera and buy a new couch! You'll get more use out of that.
Mike_Hunt wrote:
Sure, women have it difficult, but it's counter-balanced by the fact that they can look at and play with boobies any time they want to.
[MH]
Yeah but if you ask them to do that, they won't!!!
/mindlessly hunts for video camera reciept
Peej
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markypants 2,860 posts
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Registered 18 years agomarkypants wrote:
RubyRed wrote:
wobbling when you walk up and down stairs.
o_0
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Mike_Hunt 23,524 posts
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Registered 19 years agoRubyRed wrote:
Can we all just stop and think about that for a minute?
to stop them wobbling when you walk up and down stairs.
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pistol 13,018 posts
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Registered 19 years agoIt does make me laugh that when a guy goes out on a Saturday night, he's not sure if he's going to get laid (if he wants to that is), but women know coz they the one's who decide? (unless of course their mingers). -
Lutz 48,870 posts
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RubyRed wrote:
wobbling when you walk up and down stairs. -
Angel_Treats 11,070 posts
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Registered 18 years agoLip balm isn't the same as lipstick - would you prefer to kiss a woman with chapped lips? That's akin to saying that people shouldn't use moisturiser! -
Nasty 4,840 posts
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Registered 17 years agoAce Grace wrote:
RubyRed wrote:
You do realise that when they're stuck to your chest all day, boobs are rarely interesting..
Best quote evar!
I think you'll find...
Mapster wrote:
Keep lips NATURAL!
...works on so many more levels.
'Chapped lips'. heheheeheheh
/is immmature
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pistol wrote:
It does make me laugh that when a guy goes out on a Saturday night, he's not sure if he's going to get laid (if he wants to that is), but women know coz they the one's who decide? (unless of course their mingers).
Unless she's Fugly, in which case she has to pay for the kebab, cab, rubbers and 2 paper bags*...
* Jury's out on this one... Do you make HER wear both (so if one breaks you still don't have to look at her), or wear one each (so if her one breaks, she can't see you and thus cannot idenify you in the street when you with your mates and sober).
Tough choice, decide BEFORE you start drinking guys... Do NOT try and make you mind up when you're drunk, and back at fugly-girl's house! -
Gambit 357 posts
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Registered 18 years agoMapster wrote:
Angel_Treats wrote:
Lip balm isn't the same as lipstick - would you prefer to kiss a woman with chapped lips? That's akin to saying that people shouldn't use moisturiser!
I prefer to smooch a womans lips, not the inside of a jar of vaseline
Ah go on then, as long as you wipe it off first!
Mapster.
Heard a comedian say once......"lip Gloss,.... Womans revenge for the blojob"
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Angel_Treats 11,070 posts
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Registered 18 years agoHeh heh, not all women want revenge for the blow job .gif)
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Gambit wrote:
Heard a comedian say once......"lip Gloss,.... Womans revenge for the blojob"
I don't get it... Why is it revenge?
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Registered 18 years agoDjini wrote:
Gambit wrote:
Heard a comedian say once......"lip Gloss,.... Womans revenge for the blojob"
I don't get it... Why is it revenge?
(This is a great thread by the way!)
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Nasty 4,840 posts
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Gambit 357 posts
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Registered 18 years agoLip gloss is as appose to lipstick kiss a lady with lip gloss on and ye leave half of your lip behind evil stuff eviiiiiiil -
Mike_Hunt 23,524 posts
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Registered 19 years agoAngel_Treats wrote:
Oh dear lord! You can keep some things private melady!
Heh heh, not all women want revenge for the blow job
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Gambit wrote:
Djini wrote:
Gambit wrote:
Heard a comedian say once......"lip Gloss,.... Womans revenge for the blojob"
I don't get it... Why is it revenge?
(This is a great thread by the way!)
cause its wet and sticky
Having to kiss lip-glossed lips is hardly revenge for having someone shoot fat down the back of your throat with an instrument you piss out of...
...unless you have to kiss her afterwards! Now THATS revenge... -
Salaman 24,162 posts
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Registered 17 years agoAgree on the natural lips thing.
/dont like lipstick
/dont like chapstick
/dont like lipgloss
etc
keep them natural.
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Sid-Nice 15,848 posts
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Registered 18 years agomarkypants wrote:
That's why I don't leave the house, I'm embarrassed about my big tits.
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Mapster wrote:
Djini wrote:
Having to kiss lip-glossed lips is hardly revenge for having someone shoot fat down the back of your throat with an instrument you piss out of...
...unless you have to kiss her afterwards! Now THATS revenge...
Erm succinctly put. Think I'll leave this thread as it's getting a bit naughty
I don't normally post this graphically, but it was regreatably the only way I could demonstrate my point.
Anyway, BJs are revenge for living with an angel 75% of the time, and a demon from hell even iD wouldn't put in Doom 3 for 25% of the time.
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Djini wrote:
Mapster wrote:
Djini wrote:
Having to kiss lip-glossed lips is hardly revenge for having someone shoot fat down the back of your throat with an instrument you piss out of...
...unless you have to kiss her afterwards! Now THATS revenge...
Erm succinctly put. Think I'll leave this thread as it's getting a bit naughty
I don't normally post this graphically, but it was regreatably the only way I could demonstrate my point.
Anyway, BJs are revenge for living with an angel 75% of the time, and a demon from hell even iD wouldn't put in Doom 3 for 25% of the time.
I love 'er indoors, but she can be a monster sometimes...
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