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According to the Beast But some choice cuts in there: Anna Nicole Smith - "Has grown more incoherent with every lost pound, to the point that she is like some tawdry copy of a pre-death Marylyn Monroe without any Arthur Miller to suppress her." Laura Bush - " Smile, nod, smile, (look interested) nod, put on $50,000 dress, suck off the president and there you have a typical day for the first lady." Ben Affleck - " Gigli was the cinematic equivalent of the Madrid bombings." George Bush - "The worst piece of shit ever to run this country, including King George III;" You came in at number 3. |
50 Most Loathsome People in America in 2004
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sam_spade 15,745 posts
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They're not really being very nice to their viewers, are they? I bet they drop some hits now.
Donald Rumsfeld - "So rife with corruption and fascist desire he makes dirt look clean"
Dick Cheney - "The kind of guy who starts talking cannibalism the minute he steps on the lifeboat."
Joan Rivers - "The most ghastly face science has managed to create without the use of chemical weapons."
Michael Jackson - "Punishment: Forced to record and release new single as part of plea agreement, “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me.”
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"That had better includ Ann Coulter," thought I, otherwise it isn't a good list.
\o/50. Ann Coulter
Edited by Retroid at 11:54:50 21-01-2005
Crimes: Coulter plummets down the list as she slips into irrelevance. As her columns degenerate further into absurd, incoherent attacks against her own personal paranoid fantasy of fanged, drooling, Saddam-loving liberals who hate America and childish France-bashing, we find our outrage slowly giving way to a baffled "I can't believe I used to go out with you" feeling. Her arguments are ridiculous, her vitriol forced, her hatchet face even harder to look at. Still, she insulted a one-armed war veteran, called reports of the hundreds of tons of missing munitions in Iraq false, claimed Wesley Clark was pro-infanticide, and blamed Abu Ghraib on the presence of women in the armed forces - they're not all like you, Ann - and on and on. It's just not worth debunking someone who has no credibility in the first place.
Smoking Gun: Has credibility in the minds of more people than we can stomach acknowledging.
Punishment: Skull crushed with rock. -
Who is Ann Coulter? -
terminalterror 18,932 posts
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I liked this, from 2002's worst 50 people:
33. MICHAEL BAY
Misdeeds: Unfortunately, the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor contained all of the elements that Bay and his producer Jerry Bruckheimer, and 14-year-old boys love: America's armed forces, explosions, jingoism, and a ragtag group who defy all odds and ultimately save the day. He also contributed Bad Boys, The Rock, and Armaggedon to the national oeuvre. A constant guest at the Playboy Mansion, he's always featured in the party pictures section with a sly grin, open bathrobe, and a blonde bimbo who almost certainly has one of the following: fake tits, a shaved snapper, a kitten, or the lack of a male role model in her adolescence which led her to believe that men will only like her if she has fake tits, a shaved snapper, and a kitten.
Aggravating Factor: Made $25,000,000 for directing Pearl Harbor. That's approximately $25,000 for each man whose memory he dishonored with that abortion of a movie.
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"29. Michael Savage
Crimes: Will say anything to get attention, and then say the opposite for the same reason. Thinks revealing his inner xenophobe makes him some kind of rock star. Learned everything he knows about world politics from Archie Bunker. Said this: "When you hear 'human rights,' think gays. When you hear 'human rights,' think only one thing: someone who wants to rape your son. And you'll get it just right. OK, you got it, right? When you hear 'human rights,' think only someone who wants to molest your son, and send you to jail if you defend him."
Smoking Gun: Real name is Michael Weiner.
Punishment: Ass-raped to death."
I do indeed agree.
A good example of Ann Coulter -
Pike 13,459 posts
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Registered 18 years agoWell I just can't take a list of loathsome people seriously if it doesn't include Michael Moore somewhere in the top ten. -
Pike wrote:
... and just what has MM done incomparison to some of the people listed here?
Well I just can't take a list of loathsome people seriously if it doesn't include Michael Moore somewhere in the top ten.
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templar-wizard 3,153 posts
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Registered 19 years agothat is amazing... -
Moore is on 2002's list. -
Pike 13,459 posts
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Registered 18 years agoRetroid wrote:
Pike wrote:
... and just what has MM done incomparison to some of the people listed here?
Well I just can't take a list of loathsome people seriously if it doesn't include Michael Moore somewhere in the top ten.
Yes, his documentaries are biased, but at least he's not a hateful fuck.
Who do you mean, Halle Berry? Ben Affleck? I'd rate that sanctimonious blowhard as quite a bit more loathsome than those people. Shit I'd even put him on par with Ann Coulter on my personal loathsomeness scale. -
"4. Dick Cheney
Crimes: So loathsome his own party is frightened of him. Manages to deliver stunning lies with an air of sneering authority. Shamelessly employs scare tactics in order to strip the federal government of any resemblance to the one described in the constitution. So visibly evil that all of the documented evidence against him is superfluous. The kind of guy who starts talking cannibalism the minute he steps on the lifeboat.
Smoking Gun: Managed to make his own shame at producing gay offspring into a negative for Kerry.
Punishment: Hacked to death by Mexican migrant workers."Pike wrote:
Those people don't bloody count. They're nothing.
Who do you mean, Halle Berry? Ben Affleck? I'd rate that sanctimonious blowhard as quite a bit more loathsome than those people.
I'm talking about the people I've quoted on here.Shit I'd even put him on par with Ann Coulter on my personal loathsomeness scale.
Uhhh... why?
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marilena 8,238 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI came at number 41 
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Well, what can I say, I realy loved Friends. Plus, me, my brother and his girlfriend always watched it together, it's not like we did it especially for the last show.
Edit: I just realized I'm not in America, so this doesn't apply to me. \0/
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magicpanda 15,130 posts
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Registered 17 years agoNo list of Loathsome Americans is complete without Rosie O Donell. To put it simply.. she's a cunt. -
Menace 5,887 posts
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Registered 18 years agoMM rules.. He's honest, biased yes, has balls the size of.. a man with enormous and huge balls.. He' figthing a losing battle though
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Pike 13,459 posts
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Registered 18 years agoRetroid wrote:
Pike wrote:
Those people don't bloody count. They're nothing.
Who do you mean, Halle Berry? Ben Affleck? I'd rate that sanctimonious blowhard as quite a bit more loathsome than those people.
I'm talking about the people I've quoted on here.Shit I'd even put him on par with Ann Coulter on my personal loathsomeness scale.
Uhhh... why?
There's no comparison, pure and simple.
Well even if you think they don't count they still are on the list we're discussing and I personally find them, and all those other fairly inoffensive celebreties listed to be far less loathsome than MM.
As for the comparison with Coulter. They are both two lying sanctiomonious political idiots. They both represent the worst aspects of their respective political standpoint, IMO -
phAge 25,487 posts
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Registered 18 years agoMenace wrote:
How can you be honest and biased at the same time?
MM rules.. He's honest, biased yes...
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sam_spade 15,745 posts
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Registered 20 years agoMeanwhile in an alternate universe where the EG forum is primarily Republican...... ~~~~~~
AC rules, she's honest, has ball the size of....a man with enormous and huge balls...She's fighting a losing battle though
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Michael Moore is just a bigger liar and up his own arse as Coulter. Except he's selling out my team. -
I don't believe everything he says, after all, a lot of what's in F9/11 is conjecture; which he does point out.
Plus, pretty much everything I've seen which lists his 'lies' just seem to be nitpicking in the most anal manner
"This clip from CBS was shown at such&such a time, NOT where he seems to present it at...!"
Oh well, that's me convinced then.
I'd also love to see any quotes from whjich which even approach the hateful shite of people like Coulter, Limbaugh or 'Savage' -
3. You
Hey! I'm not american! -
cubbymoore wrote:
/Calls FBI
3. You
Hey! I'm not american! -
sam_spade 15,745 posts
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Registered 20 years agoRetroid wrote:
"This clip from CBS was shown at such&such a time, NOT where he seems to present it at...!"
Oh well, that's me convinced then.
Well taking something out of it's context and deliberately fudging up the truth is what the Republican axis of evil do. Yeah, the results aren't the same but the process of lying to the public is. Cutting from one speech to another, completely different speech is lying. Pure and simple.
I'd also love to see any quotes from whjich which even approach the hateful shite of people like Coulter, Limbaugh or 'Savage'
No you're right, he isn't as bad as these people. But he is these people. Swanning around, pockets stuffed with cash and living on easy street, lying to the public, and then pleading innocent after the fact.
The thing that galls me about him is that he doesn't need to lie. The people he takes aim at are bad people, they don't need to be sensationalised to shown up for what they are. But he drags up the tabloid style, cuts truth to make lies and then wonders why he is such an easy target. Because he's an ego-maniac who wants to be villified and then defended by those around him. -
GrandTheftApu 6,117 posts
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Registered 18 years agocubbymoore wrote:
3. You
Hey! I'm not american!
Give it 15 years, Iran and Cuba are ahead of us on the list
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phAge 25,487 posts
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The thing that galls me about him is that he doesn't need to lie. The people he takes aim at are bad people, they don't need to be sensationalised to shown up for what they are.
I completely agree with you - except for this. Moore *does* have to act like he does - simply to get attention. He is living in a country that simply. doesnt. notice. unless you decorate your message with the sort of over-the-top sensationalism that he does.
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sam_spade wrote:
Ah, now that makes more sense. I suppose it's because I've long since learned not to take things at face value like that so I don't end up presuming that's how it is.
No you're right, he isn't as bad as these people. But he is these people. Swanning around, pockets stuffed with cash and living on easy street, lying to the public, and then pleading innocent after the fact.
The thing that galls me about him is that he doesn't need to lie. The people he takes aim at are bad people, they don't need to be sensationalised to shown up for what they are. But he drags up the tabloid style, cuts truth to make lies and then wonders why he is such an easy target. Because he's an ego-maniac who wants to be villified and then defended by those around him.
Agreed, though. No-one has to misrepresent those rightwingers to show them up for the hateful, ignorant lying bastards that they are.
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