Dougs wrote: lucky you judging by the pungent smell my boss may actually shower/bath in his own urine.............Its eye watering |
what annoys me about my job • Page 2
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Gambit 357 posts
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RubyRed 4,303 posts
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Registered 18 years agopjmaybe wrote:
Peej, my heart goes out to you, it really does.
I think I must've been evil in a previous life because we've now got our own version of "Mr Sea Cucumber Tongue" here who has sort of latched on to me as "the only civil person who knows anything about PHP" - not only does he share the same tongue as Mr Sea, but he carries around various sweaty looking old bottles of Evian (topped up with tap water) which he freezes in our works freezer, then carries around for the rest of the day, sipping from the neck like a baby chugging on one of Jordan's saggy balloons.
That's before we get to his undulating bogey problem. He's got a beard (quelle fucking surprise here!), which has gone grey and white, and a tache - and bogies get stuck in the tache (because he's seemingly incapable of LEAVING HIS FUCKING NOSE ALONE FOR 2 SECONDS) and sort of blow back and forth merrily as he breathes...
Now picture having to sit with this person teaching them the finer points of authentication scripting...
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoIt's the smell though, my god the smell. I've already well documented the horrible fanny/cabbage smell that emanates from someone in our office, now to join that I've got this horrible stale sour milk mixed with cardboard box and wet dog smell that this horrible fucker brings in with him, and the worst coffee breath all in one go...
GAHHHH!
/considers coming to work wearing an environment suit and gas mask
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Nemesis 20,312 posts
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Registered 20 years agoSounds to ME like you need to be emailing these lovely ladies. -
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