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  • Spin_Dr_Wolf 21 Jan 2005 13:04:17 6,170 posts
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    Okay so i have a problem with a machine. Its XP1800+ runningon an ASUS board, originally running '98 upgraded to XP (yes i know, i wouldn't have done it either, but it wasn't my choice).

    Originally the keyboard didn't work entirely properly, in that often when you started the machine you had too unplug the keyboard plug it back in, the motherboard beeped all was well and it worked. The power supply died on it this morning, so after having worked out what it was, gone and got another one and fitted that it works again. Except, that i now get an 'keyboard error or no keyboard present' press F1 to skip Del for BIOS. Odd.

    I can press either F1, or Del and it either ignores it and continues booting or goes into the BIOS (where the keyboard works). But when windows loads up the keyboard won't work at all. The old pull out and push back in isn't working or beeping anymore either. I've tried every keyboard i have, i've tried uninstalling the keyboard drivers and re-installing them but nothing seems to want to work. Its a Microsoft Internet Keyboard if that makes any difference.

    Any one have any other ideas, as i need to get the bastard thing working like three hours ago ! There is a box of Jaffa Cakes as a reward for whoever comes up with the right solution first !!
  • Lutz 21 Jan 2005 13:05:44 48,870 posts
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    Buy a new PC.
  • Spin_Dr_Wolf 21 Jan 2005 13:07:30 6,170 posts
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    Its not mine, its my shitty work computer. My computer is great and woks properly because i'm nice to it. This one however is another story, and it gets somewhat trashed by others who shall remain nameless.

    /waves fist
  • Rankin 21 Jan 2005 13:07:52 2,931 posts
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    lmao @ lutzie
  • ssuellid 21 Jan 2005 13:08:50 19,142 posts
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    Maybe the PSU nuked the keyboard port as it died.
  • Spin_Dr_Wolf 21 Jan 2005 13:12:26 6,170 posts
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    Shouldn't have done, as the keyboard still works in the BIOS, its a XP/XP upgrade issue i think. Just no idea how to fucking solve it.
  • Whizzo 21 Jan 2005 13:18:13 44,810 posts
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    Hmm interesting problem. I'll have a think but to be honest it's very odd.
  • eviltobz  21 Jan 2005 13:56:35 2,609 posts
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    you able to try swapping between usb and ps/2 to plug it in?
  • Deleted user 21 January 2005 14:10:43
    FFS...

    Test it on another PC

    Test another KB on that PC...

    What's the results?
  • martyngates 21 Jan 2005 14:13:45 1,752 posts
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    Spin Dr Wolf wrote:
    Except, that i now get an 'keyboard error or no keyboard present' press F1 to skip Del for BIOS.
    hehe, best error ever!
  • Dirtbox 21 Jan 2005 14:16:24 92,595 posts
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  • Whizzo 21 Jan 2005 14:23:45 44,810 posts
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    Djini wrote:
    FFS...

    Test it on another PC

    Test another KB on that PC...

    What's the results?
    Perhaps reading what Spin has already done before making a post? He's already tried different keyboards with the same result.

    Still stumped, a USB keyboard would be a good idea to test but you'd already have tried that if you had one.
  • Spin_Dr_Wolf 21 Jan 2005 14:41:24 6,170 posts
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    Djini do you work for a technical helpline by any chance ?

    Its a PS/2 keyboard, we don't have any USB one to try unfortunately otherwise i would tried them aswell just like what Whizzo said.
  • Spin_Dr_Wolf 21 Jan 2005 14:42:20 6,170 posts
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    martyngates wrote:
    Spin Dr Wolf wrote:
    Except, that i now get an 'keyboard error or no keyboard present' press F1 to skip Del for BIOS.
    hehe, best error ever!
    Heh, would be funnier if it wasn't me. Stupid thing is it works then !

    /tears out hair
  • mooth-EcToX 21 Jan 2005 14:42:43 3,619 posts
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    /is here for jaffa cakes
  • Deleted user 21 January 2005 14:43:44
    Whizzo wrote:
    Djini wrote:
    FFS...

    Test it on another PC

    Test another KB on that PC...

    What's the results?
    Perhaps reading what Spin has already done before making a post? He's already tried different keyboards with the same result.

    Still stumped, a USB keyboard would be a good idea to test but you'd already have tried that if you had one.

    I think he only tried that in 1 direction (Got a new KB and plugged it into the PC). What about the other way?

    Frankly, I think the mobo's fux0r3d... but it's always good to test BEFORE spending money... Yes?

    If you have a mobo with 2 PS2 ports, plug the KB in 'the mouse PS2 'port' and try that... KB works on both IIRC, mouse only works in one...
  • Whizzo 21 Jan 2005 14:48:10 44,810 posts
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    Djini wrote: plug the KB in 'the mouse PS2 'port' and try that... KB works on both IIRC, mouse only works in one...
    Er I wouldn't do that! Keyboard works in the keyboard port, mouse works in the mouse port. Putting a keyboard in a mouse port will probably stop it from POSTing properly or in extreme cases kill the PS/2 port completely.

    The fact that the keyboard works in the BIOS means it's pretty unlikely to be hardware, but I can't see why it wouldn't work in XP.
  • Spin_Dr_Wolf 21 Jan 2005 14:50:36 6,170 posts
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    As an interesting side note i can't find any mention of the keyboard on the device manager at all. Perhaps the drivers aren't installed properly ?
  • Deleted user 21 January 2005 14:53:40
    Spin Dr Wolf wrote:
    Djini do you work for a technical helpline by any chance ?

    Its a PS/2 keyboard, we don't have any USB one to try unfortunately otherwise i would tried them aswell just like what Whizzo said.

    Carry on joker boy...

    Just answer these questions IF you can do the tests:

    1. plug the 'suspect KB' into another PC... What is the result?
    2. Plug both (but not at the same time) KBs into BOTH PS2 ports. What are the results?
    3. Did you buy a new KB WITHOUT a PS2/USB converter plug with it? If you CAN convert the KB to USB, try multiple USB ports and GIVE THEM TIME to 'install' on your O/S before conducting tests (Your HDD light will stop flickering when they are installed)...

    And remember, if you KNEW as much as me, you would need to ask for help... Poke your Jaffa Cakes, just give me a bit of curtosy :)
  • eviltobz  21 Jan 2005 14:54:57 2,609 posts
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    Whizzo wrote:
    but I can't see why it wouldn't work in XP.
    the answer to that is blatently obvious. crappy effing microsoft shite.

    spin, are you able to actually get logged on with the box? (such as windows auto logging in as a user) you might be able to remove the keyboard driver and see if that helps. also does the keyboard work well enough to allow you to boot into safe mode (f8 during early boot bit i think) and check stuff out from there?
  • Spin_Dr_Wolf 21 Jan 2005 15:00:48 6,170 posts
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    eviltobz  wrote:
    Whizzo wrote:
    but I can't see why it wouldn't work in XP.
    the answer to that is blatently obvious. crappy effing microsoft shite.

    spin, are you able to actually get logged on with the box? (such as windows auto logging in as a user) you might be able to remove the keyboard driver and see if that helps. also does the keyboard work well enough to allow you to boot into safe mode (f8 during early boot bit i think) and check stuff out from there?
    The machine will boot up and run, because i can hit F1 and windows loads, it gets to the log on screen and i can log on by clicking with the mouse. Windows then runs fine, just nothing now happens when you press stuff on the keyboard.
  • Whizzo 21 Jan 2005 15:04:22 44,810 posts
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    You should certainly have a keyboard entry on the device list, it's just as well you've got a working mouse.

    If you can get into safe mode, by pressing F8 as tobz said, it may well work. If it does then there's a driver issue within XP as safe mode uses very basic drivers. You shouldn't need anything much for a keyboard to just work. This is very odd!

    Ah just had another thought! Open it up and have a look at the socket, perhaps with you moving it around to put the new PSU in, it has grounded on part of the case. It's just possible it would work in the BIOS/startup but it's causing enough problems for PC that the OS can't handle it.

    Edited by Whizzo at 15:07:38 21-01-2005
  • Deleted user 21 January 2005 15:04:36
    Whizzo wrote:
    Er I wouldn't do that! Keyboard works in the keyboard port, mouse works in the mouse port. Putting a keyboard in a mouse port will probably stop it from POSTing properly or in extreme cases kill the PS/2 port completely.

    Kill the PS2 port? Are you High?

    Another WILD guess... You KB/PS2 port was always a bit flakey right? Maybe WinXP, during it's port interrogation for devices queries the PS2 port and gets erroneos results, and thus in device manager reports 'no keyboard' present.

    Spin... you *can* plug it into the mouse port and it WON'T blow up...

    To prove this, I just done it on another PC next to me... Guess what? a PS2 KB worked in the mouse PS2 port

    /*gasp* it didn't BLOW UP or stop the POST
  • Deleted user 21 January 2005 15:06:31
    If you can use your MOUSE as USB, plug it into the USB port, then plug you KB into the moouse port and test...
  • Homer-Simpson 21 Jan 2005 15:08:00 1,543 posts
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    [$mooth] EcToX wrote:
    /is here for jaffa cakes

    /is also here for jaffa cakes
  • Whizzo 21 Jan 2005 15:10:54 44,810 posts
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    Djini wrote:Kill the PS2 port? Are you High?
    No I'm not, I'm just someone who has done IT support with PC since the mid-eighties and knows enough that plugging a keyboard into a mouse port WON'T FUCKING WORK.

    I said it may stop it from POSTing and could cause it to kill the port.

    You must have access to some weird PC if it allows you to plug a keyboard into a mouse port and it works.

    Edited by Whizzo at 15:12:07 21-01-2005
  • tannerd 21 Jan 2005 15:20:01 2,691 posts
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    Oh, and as a word of warning, you aren't supposed to plug in items to the ps2 ports when they are on, as they can blow an internal fuse (as they are powered ports).

    For more interesting detail on the PS2 port see here
  • Deleted user 21 January 2005 15:22:28
    Whizzo wrote:
    Djini wrote:Kill the PS2 port? Are you High?
    No I'm not, I'm just someone who has done IT support with PC since the mid-eighties and knows enough that plugging a keyboard into a mouse port WON'T FUCKING WORK.

    I said it may stop it from POSTing and could cause it to kill the port.

    You must have access to some weird PC if it allows you to plug a keyboard into a mouse port and it works.

    Edited by Whizzo at 15:12:07 21-01-2005

    LOL... I've done this hundreds of times. It's one of the few ports at the back of your comp that you can get the wrong way around (ie Mouse into KB port, and visa versa) when you fumble round the back of it without seeing what you've plugged into what. So it's not some weird 'special' PC... I think it's just about every PC and server I've ever used (although, for some reason, compaq servers keep popping into my head saying they DON'T allow this - i may be wrong)...

    Whizzo... Don't play "Who's got the biggest IT dick out of the two of us?" with me...

    Oh and it's a Dell GX 260 (Not exactly a weird PC)... Although every PC I've ever built behaved the same way...

    Tannerd... I wasn't suggesting he did this with the power on... ;P


    Edited by Djini at 15:42:06 21-01-2005
  • eviltobz  21 Jan 2005 15:30:26 2,609 posts
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    Spin Dr Wolf wrote:
    eviltobz  wrote:
    Whizzo wrote:
    but I can't see why it wouldn't work in XP.
    the answer to that is blatently obvious. crappy effing microsoft shite.

    spin, are you able to actually get logged on with the box? (such as windows auto logging in as a user) you might be able to remove the keyboard driver and see if that helps. also does the keyboard work well enough to allow you to boot into safe mode (f8 during early boot bit i think) and check stuff out from there?
    The machine will boot up and run, because i can hit F1 and windows loads, it gets to the log on screen and i can log on by clicking with the mouse. Windows then runs fine, just nothing now happens when you press stuff on the keyboard.
    might be worth seeing if you can re-install a keyboard driver then. remember that if you need to type anything on the box whilst running windows if you have character map installed (under progs>accessories>system tools on my 2k install) you can construct pharses to cut and paste for web addresses and stuff like that.

    my take on the swapping mouse & keyboard ps/2 sockets from when i fuxxored it up and put them in back to front recently on an old (dual 200mmx) pc was that one of the devices worked and one didn't, can't entirely remember which, although a fair guess would be that the keyboard was the one that worked due to the whole infamous keyboard post error.
  • Spin_Dr_Wolf 21 Jan 2005 15:42:59 6,170 posts
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    eviltobz  wrote:
    might be worth seeing if you can re-install a keyboard driver then. remember that if you need to type anything on the box whilst running windows if you have character map installed (under progs>accessories>system tools on my 2k install) you can construct pharses to cut and paste for web addresses and stuff like that.

    my take on the swapping mouse & keyboard ps/2 sockets from when i fuxxored it up and put them in back to front recently on an old (dual 200mmx) pc was that one of the devices worked and one didn't, can't entirely remember which, although a fair guess would be that the keyboard was the one that worked due to the whole infamous keyboard post error.
    Yeah tried that already tobz, was one of the first things i tried ! ^_^

    Keyboard doesn't even work in safe mode, so thats it i declare the windows installation right royally fucked. It will have to get a nice new clean and shiny fresh XP install over the weekend. Oh well.
    I've done fuck all work to day, and for once its not my fault.

    I tried the swapping of the ps/2 ports, and funnily enough it didn't work. Unless you count scrolling when you type working.
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