African slaves for sale

  • Khanivor 24 Jan 2005 12:21:28 44,800 posts
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    Check out the first advert.

    Naughty eBay
  • Deleted user 24 January 2005 12:23:51
    LOL :D
  • Khanivor 24 Jan 2005 12:46:02 44,800 posts
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    Unfortunatley there's no real slaves for sale. I really can't be arsed cleaning my kitchen floor.
  • Lutz 24 Jan 2005 12:46:33 48,870 posts
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    Khanivor wrote:
    Unfortunatley there's no real slaves for sale. I really can't be arsed cleaning my kitchen floor.
    Move house.
  • Khanivor 24 Jan 2005 12:48:24 44,800 posts
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    Who's gonna carry all my stuff?

    See, it's a recursive problem.
  • timo180 24 Jan 2005 12:52:16 2,714 posts
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    Just what were you looking for when you typed that in khani? ;)

    (And no, it wouldn't be funny to say "African slaves")
  • HoraceGoesSquiffy 24 Jan 2005 12:53:45 1,563 posts
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    That is extremely funny. :)))))
  • Khanivor 24 Jan 2005 12:56:41 44,800 posts
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    Got sent the link from a friend. I gather they were looking for slaves. From Africa. Which are apparently still very easy to get a hold of. But the world only cares when white people enslave black people; black people enslaving black people and it's no problems. Yellow - yellow, brown - brown, just so long as it ain't whitey holding you down.

    What an odd world.
  • Khanivor 24 Jan 2005 13:13:07 44,800 posts
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    I think it just works for UK bods as it's an ebay uk ad link.
  • magicpanda 24 Jan 2005 15:12:45 15,130 posts
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    /is pleasantly suprised anyone hasn't got so utterly outraged by this thread they start frothing at the mouth and spawning more threads like some kind of giant breeding Chav bitch.

    Eurogamer is a very chilled out place for the first time in weeks and weeks. \o/ to that.
  • andy-w 24 Jan 2005 15:17:43 515 posts
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    False advertising! could have done with some as well :/
  • Deleted user 24 January 2005 15:48:13
    I am utterly outraged by this thread!

    /froths at the mouth

    /spawns 22 threads about how people at Eurogamer don't care about the plight of african slaves and would rather laugh at the idea because they find security at laughing at such a situation rather than feeling compelled to take action like some kind of giant breeding chav bitch!
  • mojojojomo 24 Jan 2005 15:55:56 138 posts
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    my dumb firewall is preventing me from seeing the hilarity :(

    but this thread reminded me of the weird South African kid in my school when I was about 15. oh the stories he had about the servants his family (and apparently every other respectable white family too) had, the conveniance of not having any house chores 'cos there was someone who wasnt your ma who did them for practically nothing...

    would have been funny where it not true...
  • mojojojomo 24 Jan 2005 15:56:30 138 posts
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  • morriss 24 Jan 2005 15:58:16 71,293 posts
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    I've got an ad-blocker so I'm lucky not to see it. Fucking disgusting if you ask me.
  • GTBurns 24 Jan 2005 16:01:53 1,772 posts
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    morriss wrote:
    I've got an ad-blocker so I'm lucky not to see it. Fucking disgusting if you ask me.

    I take it you missed the warnings about mouth-frothing then, fella!?! I think you'll find this thread is more about the inane stupidity of ads like this that promise to sell you 'big hairy bollocks' or 'talking weasels.'

    The Amazon 'books about...' thing is just as irritating.
  • Deleted user 24 January 2005 16:04:13
    GTBurns wrote:
    I take it you missed the warnings about mouth-frothing then, fella!?! I think you'll find this thread is more about the inane stupidity of ads like this that promise to sell you 'big hairy bollocks' or 'talking weasels.'

    The Amazon 'books about...' thing is just as irritating.
    Hang about, they only put whatever you've searched for in the advert. You saying you've searched for 'big hairy bollocks'? ;D
  • GTBurns 24 Jan 2005 16:05:08 1,772 posts
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    I don't need to search...

    ...I just look down! ;)

    *I did search for 'talking weasels' though. Unfortunately there are none in stock at the present time. :(

    Edited by GTBurns at 16:09:06 24-01-2005
  • Deleted user 24 January 2005 16:08:34
    \o/
  • tengu 8 May 2007 19:54:54 10,294 posts
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