A poem

Zond3 24 Jan 2005 17:15:58 635 posts
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Since becoming a professional poet i would like to give Eurogamer viewers a sneak preview of my first poem, to be released next month.

I walketh down the street today
To buy a box of egg
Hark! What is that poo poo smell
It runneth down my leg

Zond3 24 Jan 2005 17:27:41 635 posts
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ah yes, an inspired piece. A lilting tone is punctauted by nasal intonations reminiscent of Welles 1885 classic 'Lileth'. If I may...? ahem...

Lileth, Lileth
Run up that hilleth
and when you return
My name is Chrith Eubankth

sam_spade 24 Jan 2005 17:32:45 15,745 posts
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Zond 3 wrote:
Hark! What is that poo poo smell

This bit is, I find, reminscient of the visual plays of the Abrahams and Zucker from the early 1980s. The juxtaposition of calling for attention for a sound and then indicating that it is a nasal stimulation that should be paid attention to is most mirthsome. Encore.

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