If you found fantasy creeping into real life what would you do?

  • JinTypeNoir 18 Jul 2013 18:08:21 4,392 posts
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    So put yourself in the shoes of countless movie characters who have been confronted by loved ones who change suddenly and are acting really strange and not like themselves. And the reason isn't some sort of craziness or awful trauma or drugs or something, but they won't tell you because they don't think you could handle it? And you think, "Of course I can, you tell me everything."

    So when they finally work up to courage to come clean, what they say is:

    -I'm in love with a mermaid

    -I was carried away by the little people and I'm helping them search for their pot of gold

    -You're a wizard, Harry

    -That they are werewolf

    -That they've found tiny little aliens who are living their hat collection

    Or any number of supernatural reasons. How would you react? What would you do? Would you tried to avoid being Cliched Movie Character?
  • billythekid 18 Jul 2013 18:21:42 12,197 posts
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  • Jeepers 18 Jul 2013 18:22:34 16,519 posts
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    I'd ask them what's for tea. And if they knew where I'd put my phone.
  • Salaman 18 Jul 2013 18:24:45 23,053 posts
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    Arrange to have them institutionalised.
  • Deleted user 18 July 2013 18:26:05
    What are you smoking?
  • RichDC 18 Jul 2013 18:29:11 7,706 posts
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    Are they able to provide evidence that they're telling the truth? If not;to the nut house they go.
  • Ashleyfiddes 18 Jul 2013 18:31:56 980 posts
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    Defo crazy farm
  • Syrette 18 Jul 2013 18:32:45 49,847 posts
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    I still hope one or two of my fantasies* creep their way into my real life.

    *You don't want to know
  • cubbymoore 18 Jul 2013 18:34:46 36,688 posts
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    I would make set up a production company, make a reality TV show about them, and then sell all the rights to American tv networks and buy a yacht and sail the seas.
  • Deleted user 18 July 2013 18:35:53
    @Syrette I think we do.
  • quadfather 18 Jul 2013 18:37:54 31,085 posts
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    Take em to larp
  • elstoof 18 Jul 2013 19:05:21 19,955 posts
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    Thankfully, tentacle rape doesn't have to be restricted just to fantasies so I'm good to go.
  • magicpanda 18 Jul 2013 19:10:43 14,726 posts
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    Happens all the time if you have kids.

    Edit: Not Tentacle Rape...

    Edited by magicpanda at 19:11:28 18-07-2013
  • neilka 18 Jul 2013 19:13:02 21,316 posts
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    Has he run out of JRPGs?
  • LegendaryApe 18 Jul 2013 20:15:24 1,674 posts
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    It depends on whether the person I was talking to had big tits.
  • atomicjuicer 19 Jul 2013 07:07:16 324 posts
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    I often check if my telekinesis upgrade has been unlocked.

    And remember kids, if you think you've gained the ability to fly - start from the ground, not from the top of a tall building.
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