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@dr-gray Definitely. Apparently random map generation is a pretty new thing, according to the Strafe article today. Pixel Titans are also following suite with looking like it's a game made in the 90s. Three piece leather; half price from DFS, I reckons. |
The *Official* Jeffrey Matulef Appreciaton Thread
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Coughthulu 224 posts
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Dr.Haggard 4,640 posts
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Registered 18 years agoBless. Jeff demonstrates he doesn't quite get the concept of the 'uncanny valley'. -
It leaves the uncanny valley coughing in its dust because there are no characters -
Dr.Haggard 4,640 posts
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Registered 18 years agoHeh, he's changed the title of the article now. -
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He's still better than Dan Whitehead. At least he doesn't make facts up to suit his point in the article and report them as well researched findings.
'...much better than the awful Master System port of the superior Megadrive version of Sonic' - er, Dan, they were two completely different games
'the inability to change the controls is unforgiveable and therefore affects the overall score' - er, Dan, you can. Under 'Options'. I appreciate that they're hard to find, what with being HIDDEN under 'Options', I mean, what were they thinking, but they're still there.
'more than half of the people that bought Borderlands 2 at launch have already completed it three weeks on....' er, Dan, really? That's probably your best 'made shit up on the spot to support my weak-arsed intro to this article' that I've ever seen.
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You-can-call-me-kal 23,013 posts
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Registered 15 years agoYeah, I thought was over selling it. It looks nice and all but pretty obviously computer graphics, and not a massive leap over what I've seen already. -
spongebob wrote:
His articles are like facebook postings, everything is the best thing ever, the most hilarious thing ever etc.
He changed the title and uncanny valley part, but apparently remains that this relatively simple 3D scene is "one of the most shockingly realistic pieces of scenery ever modeled in 3D."
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neilka 24,021 posts
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shamblemonkee 17,967 posts
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Registered 17 years agohe's gotta be dropping them on purpose by now riiight? -
spamdangled 31,803 posts
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spamdangled wrote:
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he's a wear of his rap.
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funkstar 3,280 posts
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Registered 16 years agohttp://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-02-25-that-hunger-game-the-studio-behind-littlebigplanet-vitas-latest-sure-looks-impressive
Headline hurts my head... line. Should've saved it.
'That Hunger game: The Studio behind LittleBigPlanet Vita's latest sure looks impressive'
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funkstar 3,280 posts
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Registered 16 years ago@dirtysteve didn't he do alien resurrection, amongst other (better) things 
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spamdangled 31,803 posts
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Registered 13 years agodirtysteve wrote:
you havent heard of Amelie?
I like the 'evokes the best of Jean-Pierre Jeunet.' Yup,I had to google him. Doesn't seem like a huge portfolio. I guess Jeff likes things the colour of wee though. -
neilka 24,021 posts
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Registered 16 years agoClassic jeffblonski -
neilka 24,021 posts
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Ryze 3,767 posts
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Registered 15 years agoBatter up!
Surely there should be a certain article on the site by now..? -
From the Bloodborne GotY article:
It will contain three new areas and 10 new weapons including a cool axe/saw weapon called Simon's Bowblade.
I thought the Bowblade was going to be a erm, bow/blade hybrid? -
neilka 24,021 posts
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DreadedWalrus 1,824 posts
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Registered 11 years agoMax Payne is an FPS.
The original Max Payne was released in 2001. The FPS cop drama spawned two sequels, 2003's Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne, and Rockstar's 2012 follow-up Max Payne 3.
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DFawkes 32,785 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI think the mistake you've made is assuming he'd use the same convention as the rest of us mere mortals. For him, FPS obviously stands for Frequent Painkiller Swallowing. -
spamdangled 31,803 posts
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Registered 13 years agoTo be fair to the guy, he does write some half decent features. -
Give him a job mongo
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