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neilka 20 Feb 2014 17:44:37 24,021 posts
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Oh Jeffrey.

DFawkes 20 Feb 2014 17:48:09 32,785 posts
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I wondered why you'd posted just that, but you're right. I just saw it, and there are no words.

Humperfunk 20 Feb 2014 17:49:38 8,634 posts
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Haha unbelievable Jeff.

Plant 20 Feb 2014 21:56:26 360 posts
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What a twonk.

Deleted user 20 February 2014 23:05:34

I remember how a few years ago, a newcomer Wesley Yin-Poole seemed lost and insecure, writing news articles that didn't convince. I thought: give him a chance, he may find his place and get better, and yes, he did.

Matulef on the other hand, I have no hope whatsoever. I always have the impression he's abusing EG as some sort of facebook. "Look at this, wow it's so awesome!" "Saints Row 4 is great, look at the character I made" "this random shit is brilliant!" etc.

I'm always one for giving people a chance, but as I said, I have little hope for Matulef.

neilka 21 Feb 2014 09:27:20 24,021 posts
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Hi guys,

Just a heads up to say we've edited the headline of this article.

Normally we would discuss things like this as a group but since Jeffrey works a lone shift we didn't get a chance, but upon review we agreed it wasn't a great choice so we've changed it.

Thanks,

Wesley

Oh Jeffrey.

minky-kong 21 Feb 2014 10:32:11 14,787 posts
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neilka wrote:
Oh Jeffrey.

nickthegun 21 Feb 2014 10:34:28 87,711 posts
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Whut wuz da headline?

nickthegun 21 Feb 2014 10:36:50 87,711 posts
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Oh, it was the mass handwringing at the use of the word 'cum'? It was impressive to see the comments briefly turn into twitter for a moment.

minky-kong 21 Feb 2014 16:06:02 14,787 posts
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neilka wrote:
Oh Jeffrey.

Deleted user 22 February 2014 01:09:07

nickthegun wrote:
Oh, it was the mass handwringing at the use of the word 'cum'? It was impressive to see the comments briefly turn into twitter for a moment.

I think it was more facepalm assault than handwringing, but yea...

Not like I'm offended by the word "cum" (I'd have to avoid 90% of the sites I regularly visit), but this is just another low for Matulef articles, and unworthy of EG.

Humperfunk 22 Feb 2014 01:54:18 8,634 posts
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Massive fan of Jeff's work, if he keeps providing comedy on this increasingly handwringing site then I'm all for it. Go on Jeff!

Mola_Ram 22 Feb 2014 02:10:53 26,187 posts
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Nothing compared to the first version that was up for a few seconds. Instead of 'cums', it had 'jizzes all over'.

Deleted user 22 February 2014 02:12:00

Really?

Mola_Ram 22 Feb 2014 02:13:41 26,187 posts
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Yep, 100%

Deleted user 22 February 2014 02:16:10

-.-

neilka 15 Jul 2014 10:33:19 24,021 posts
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Now actually just posting everything that appears on Reddit's RSS feed

As some of you have pointed out, this gif is rather old. I tried tracing it back to the original source, but it ended at a Reddit post from within the last 24 hours, so I thought it was new. But hey, lots of people here hadn't seen it before and it is rather funny, so there are worse mistakes I could make.

Ziz0u 12 Aug 2014 20:02:32 11,006 posts
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Posted this morning and still not fixed despite being pointed out in the comments.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-08-12-see-the-first-footage-of-mortal-kombat-xs-kano

We even get to see glimpses of a couple of his fatalities, like one wear he eviscerates Swarm Queen D'Vorah then snaps her rib cage in half, or another where he uses his eye laser to burn a whole in the same foe's skull.

The Cutthroat variation of Kano pounds on his cybernetic heart to increase is attack power

etc

Edited by Zizoo at 20:11:02 12-08-2014

BigOrkWaaagh 12 Aug 2014 21:21:11 10,554 posts
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Don't forget "Let's you use the DualShock 4 touchpad" from the Hotline Miami piece the other day.

neilka 4 Sep 2014 22:25:55 24,021 posts
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the official Sims 4 forums are amass with folks trying to find a cure for this bug

AMASS I SAY

Humperfunk 4 Sep 2014 22:38:11 8,634 posts
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That's a Palestinian Islamic organization isn't it?

Deleted user 4 September 2014 23:06:29

he probably wanted to say "the official Sims 4 forums are a mess"

neilka 7 Oct 2014 18:27:01 24,021 posts
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Ex-WayForward dev's platformer Adventures of Pip succeeds Kickstarter goal

Exceeds goal? Succeeds in goal?

Ziz0u 7 Oct 2014 18:52:39 11,006 posts
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Ziz0u wrote:
Posted this morning and still not fixed despite being pointed out in the comments.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-08-12-see-the-first-footage-of-mortal-kombat-xs-kano

We even get to see glimpses of a couple of his fatalities, like one wear he eviscerates Swarm Queen D'Vorah then snaps her rib cage in half, or another where he uses his eye laser to burn a whole in the same foe's skull.

The Cutthroat variation of Kano pounds on his cybernetic heart to increase is attack power
etc

These errors were never fixed...

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