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Right, I was just innocently sitting here at work listening to the DK Rap and for the first time I actually listened to the words. I'm a bit... concerned. Pay attention to the bits in bold: Here we go! So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together if you want to clap As we take you through this funky rap DK! Donkey Kong! He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back, to kick some tail His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here! This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size to suit her mood [She?!] She's quick and nimble when she needs to be, She can float through the air and climb up trees If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong DK! Donkey Kong! He has no style, he has no grace This Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here! So between his spurting coconut gun, an apparent female monkey who you have to choose that can shrink herself to suit and DK's inflating himself I'm a bit disturbed 0_o Hey, it's a Friday. |
Donkey Kong is a dirty monkey!!!
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