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Elon Musk's Hyperloop - travel faster than the speed of sound • Page 6
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nickthegun 85,269 posts
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fontgeeksogood 12,588 posts
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Registered 3 years agoWell, now you'll never know their thoughts on deer hunting, DMT and sharks -
nickthegun 85,269 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI just decided to get all of my medical advice from wrestling podcasts now -
anephric 4,871 posts
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Registered 14 years agoYou haven't mentioned EDIBLES yet. Or hear how Joe thinks Milo is a really clever guy. -
Fake_Blood 10,836 posts
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Registered 11 years agoApparently the boring company is about to announce they are drilling a tunnel to the moon by 2026. -
anephric 4,871 posts
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Registered 14 years agoThe way Musk's going, there will only be tunnels full of Michigan Minutemen, incels and infowars vitamin fucktards fomenting serpentine neath LA, the frothing denizens only lurching into the daylight to bray "GIT ME SUM FREEDOMZ!" and shoot passing joggers of colour like shotgunny racist Morlocks. -
Mola_Ram 25,403 posts
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Registered 9 years agoAll he needs to do to improve his image, is to shut the fuck up.
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Decks 28,923 posts
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Registered 5 years agoI'm no scientist but don't tunnels normally go down? The moon is up. -
Mola_Ram 25,403 posts
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Registered 9 years agoHe means a tunnel to the secret underground studio where Kubrick faked the moon landing. -
d_h1234 298 posts
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Registered 11 years agoanephric wrote:
Lol
The way Musk's going, there will only be tunnels full of Michigan Minutemen, incels and infowars vitamin fucktards fomenting serpentine neath LA, the frothing denizens only lurching into the daylight to bray "GIT ME SUM FREEDOMZ!" and shoot passing joggers of colour like shotgunny racist Morlocks. -
nickthegun 85,269 posts
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Registered 15 years agohttps://twitter.com/lilly_wachowski/status/1262104754496339968?s=20
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Tonka 31,664 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI saw that Grimes mother wasn't too impressed either.
https://mobile.twitter.com/rmac18/status/1262164770301476864 -
nickthegun 85,269 posts
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Registered 15 years agoIn some ways, I would probably prefer my daughter started dating a crackhead. -
anephric 4,871 posts
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Registered 14 years agoFrom an article posted in that Twitter feed:
https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/
Divorced wife and all, but Mr Musk sounds absolutely C H A R M I N G. -
Fake_Blood 10,836 posts
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Registered 11 years agoYeah, the list of charming billionaires is pretty short. -
Your-Mother 6,747 posts
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Registered 4 years agoMark Cuban seems like a decent person. -
neilka 23,816 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI'm sure Rauper is still lovely after accepting ReedPOP's submarine full of gold bullion. -
anephric 4,871 posts
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Registered 14 years agoNobody, outside of the least self-aware prick in the world (apparently Elon Reeve Musk) says to their wife "I'm the alpha in this relationship".
I am struggling to conceive of a scenario where someone could say this in earnest without their forehead splitting open in horrific slow motion to reveal a septic, dribbling bellend. -
anephric 4,871 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI just tried it on my missus, the excoriating laughter is still ringing in my simp ears. -
up_the_ante 1,512 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI guess you don't get people to Mars by sitting about listening to your wife talk about her depression -
anephric 4,871 posts
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Registered 14 years agoCaused by the death of your child, but who cares? SPACEXXXXXXXXXXX -
fontgeeksogood 12,588 posts
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Registered 3 years agoElon is almost the worst human being in the world, right after the fucking freaks who defend his every cuntery -
Tonka 31,664 posts
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Registered 17 years agoup_the_ante wrote:
Who's got people to Mars?
I guess you don't get people to Mars by sitting about listening to your wife talk about her depression -
JamboWayOh 23,052 posts
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Registered 8 years agofontgeeksogood wrote:
Could you actually imagine a Musk type character becoming president of America?
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anephric 4,871 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI imagine it would be a bit like The Shape of Things to Come, except the Airmen would be led by a potato-headed South African cunt who shouts PAEDO! at anyone that disagrees with him. -
Fake_Blood 10,836 posts
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Registered 11 years agoThe problem is cunts get stuff done. Your boss is a cunt? Chances are you'll be on time every day, and make sure to do what is asked. Client is a cunt? You'll double check your work to make sure there's no complaints. We should all stop working for cunts and stop buying their products, but that's not very realistic. At least with Musk I'm pretty sure I'm never going to buy a Tesla or go to outer space. -
anephric 4,871 posts
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Registered 14 years agoPeople like you and your alpha cunt worship is why we can't have nice things.
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Fake_Blood 10,836 posts
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Registered 11 years agoanephric wrote:
People like you and your alpha cunt worship is why we can't have nice things.
Posted from my iPhone.
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Fake_Blood wrote:
Nah. Some cunts get stuff done but most don't. Some cunts start off well, 'run a tight ship' etc. And then it goes to shit. There are a lot of cunts toward the top of lots of things though, I'll give you that.
The problem is cunts get stuff done. Your boss is a cunt? Chances are you'll be on time every day, and make sure to do what is asked. Client is a cunt? You'll double check your work to make sure there's no complaints. We should all stop working for cunts and stop buying their products, but that's not very realistic. At least with Musk I'm pretty sure I'm never going to buy a Tesla or go to outer space.
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