Elon Musk's Hyperloop - travel faster than the speed of sound Page 6

  • nickthegun 17 May 2020 21:48:38 85,269 posts
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    ‘My guest today is MMA fighter and standup comedia*click*’
  • fontgeeksogood 17 May 2020 21:53:09 12,588 posts
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    Well, now you'll never know their thoughts on deer hunting, DMT and sharks
  • nickthegun 17 May 2020 21:56:07 85,269 posts
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    I just decided to get all of my medical advice from wrestling podcasts now
  • anephric 17 May 2020 22:10:24 4,871 posts
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    You haven't mentioned EDIBLES yet. Or hear how Joe thinks Milo is a really clever guy.
  • Fake_Blood 17 May 2020 22:44:55 10,836 posts
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    Apparently the boring company is about to announce they are drilling a tunnel to the moon by 2026.
  • anephric 18 May 2020 00:19:16 4,871 posts
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    The way Musk's going, there will only be tunnels full of Michigan Minutemen, incels and infowars vitamin fucktards fomenting serpentine neath LA, the frothing denizens only lurching into the daylight to bray "GIT ME SUM FREEDOMZ!" and shoot passing joggers of colour like shotgunny racist Morlocks.
  • Mola_Ram 18 May 2020 00:39:48 25,403 posts
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    All he needs to do to improve his image, is to shut the fuck up.

    Tbf that probably applies to the majority of Twitter.
  • Decks 18 May 2020 06:58:13 28,923 posts
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    I'm no scientist but don't tunnels normally go down? The moon is up.
  • Mola_Ram 18 May 2020 07:02:33 25,403 posts
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    He means a tunnel to the secret underground studio where Kubrick faked the moon landing.
  • d_h1234 18 May 2020 09:00:34 298 posts
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    anephric wrote:
    The way Musk's going, there will only be tunnels full of Michigan Minutemen, incels and infowars vitamin fucktards fomenting serpentine neath LA, the frothing denizens only lurching into the daylight to bray "GIT ME SUM FREEDOMZ!" and shoot passing joggers of colour like shotgunny racist Morlocks.
    Lol
  • nickthegun 18 May 2020 12:31:42 85,269 posts
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    https://twitter.com/lilly_wachowski/status/1262104754496339968?s=20

    Concise and to the point
  • Tonka 18 May 2020 12:58:42 31,664 posts
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    I saw that Grimes mother wasn't too impressed either.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/rmac18/status/1262164770301476864
  • nickthegun 18 May 2020 13:00:32 85,269 posts
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    In some ways, I would probably prefer my daughter started dating a crackhead.
  • anephric 18 May 2020 16:44:52 4,871 posts
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    From an article posted in that Twitter feed:

    https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/

    Divorced wife and all, but Mr Musk sounds absolutely C H A R M I N G.
  • Fake_Blood 18 May 2020 17:35:55 10,836 posts
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    Yeah, the list of charming billionaires is pretty short.
  • Your-Mother 18 May 2020 17:38:02 6,747 posts
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    Mark Cuban seems like a decent person.
  • neilka 18 May 2020 17:45:01 23,816 posts
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    I'm sure Rauper is still lovely after accepting ReedPOP's submarine full of gold bullion.
  • anephric 18 May 2020 18:19:48 4,871 posts
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    Nobody, outside of the least self-aware prick in the world (apparently Elon Reeve Musk) says to their wife "I'm the alpha in this relationship".

    I am struggling to conceive of a scenario where someone could say this in earnest without their forehead splitting open in horrific slow motion to reveal a septic, dribbling bellend.
  • anephric 18 May 2020 18:32:33 4,871 posts
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    I just tried it on my missus, the excoriating laughter is still ringing in my simp ears.
  • up_the_ante 18 May 2020 18:35:34 1,512 posts
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    I guess you don't get people to Mars by sitting about listening to your wife talk about her depression
  • anephric 18 May 2020 19:07:30 4,871 posts
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    Caused by the death of your child, but who cares? SPACEXXXXXXXXXXX
  • fontgeeksogood 18 May 2020 19:25:33 12,588 posts
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    Elon is almost the worst human being in the world, right after the fucking freaks who defend his every cuntery
  • Tonka 18 May 2020 19:47:03 31,664 posts
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    up_the_ante wrote:
    I guess you don't get people to Mars by sitting about listening to your wife talk about her depression
    Who's got people to Mars?
  • JamboWayOh 18 May 2020 19:47:32 23,052 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Elon is almost the worst human being in the world, right after the fucking freaks who defend his every cuntery
    Could you actually imagine a Musk type character becoming president of America?
  • anephric 18 May 2020 20:05:53 4,871 posts
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    I imagine it would be a bit like The Shape of Things to Come, except the Airmen would be led by a potato-headed South African cunt who shouts PAEDO! at anyone that disagrees with him.
  • Fake_Blood 18 May 2020 20:18:48 10,836 posts
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    The problem is cunts get stuff done. Your boss is a cunt? Chances are you'll be on time every day, and make sure to do what is asked. Client is a cunt? You'll double check your work to make sure there's no complaints. We should all stop working for cunts and stop buying their products, but that's not very realistic. At least with Musk I'm pretty sure I'm never going to buy a Tesla or go to outer space.
  • anephric 18 May 2020 20:23:18 4,871 posts
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    People like you and your alpha cunt worship is why we can't have nice things.

    Edited by anephric at 20:23:30 18-05-2020
  • Fake_Blood 18 May 2020 20:26:44 10,836 posts
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    anephric wrote:
    People like you and your alpha cunt worship is why we can't have nice things.

    Posted from my iPhone.
  • grey_matters 18 May 2020 20:34:20 5,413 posts
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    Fake_Blood wrote:
    The problem is cunts get stuff done. Your boss is a cunt? Chances are you'll be on time every day, and make sure to do what is asked. Client is a cunt? You'll double check your work to make sure there's no complaints. We should all stop working for cunts and stop buying their products, but that's not very realistic. At least with Musk I'm pretty sure I'm never going to buy a Tesla or go to outer space.
    Nah. Some cunts get stuff done but most don't. Some cunts start off well, 'run a tight ship' etc. And then it goes to shit. There are a lot of cunts toward the top of lots of things though, I'll give you that.
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