Stupid things that annoy you but shouldn't Page 231

  • JamboWayOh 2 Oct 2017 11:35:11 6,297 posts
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    Hang on, adults using kids scooters???? WTF?!
  • BeardedGamerUK 2 Oct 2017 11:39:29 2,156 posts
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    Brighton annoys me. All of it.
  • JamboWayOh 2 Oct 2017 11:43:44 6,297 posts
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    As a young JamboWayOh I went to to Brighton for a Brighton uni open day, in the space of a day I had seen Jimmy Saville running through a park and a bus driver told me to fucking hurry up because I was counting out bus fare after asking him the cost. I didn't go to Brighton in the end.
  • bad09 2 Oct 2017 11:54:08 8,222 posts
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    Ah the adult wankers on scooters almost as cringe worthy as the 30 year old street skateboarders. Would love to know how this scooter thing started and what the pattern of thought is to purchase one?

    "I know I won't bother with bicycle, I'll use a less efficient 2 wheeled vehicle really aimed at young children who can't ride a bike yet. Hey, it also has the benefit of making me look like an utterly ridiculous moron to the rest of the world to. Win, win!".
  • JamboWayOh 2 Oct 2017 11:56:55 6,297 posts
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    Birmingham seems to have escaped this wankery. We still have a hoverboard problem, but it's mainly made up of urban yoofs i.e ethnic people.
  • KnuttinAtoll 2 Oct 2017 11:57:57 5,536 posts
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    Only reason to get one of those is because you can bring it into the office with you i.e. less chance of it getting nicked.
  • Rivuzu 2 Oct 2017 12:09:04 17,205 posts
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    I can understand their use in London too, if you commute from outside but don't fancy the tube.
  • JamboWayOh 2 Oct 2017 12:12:58 6,297 posts
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    Nah. You either ride a bike or you fucking walk.
  • riceNpea 2 Oct 2017 12:13:51 941 posts
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    Im still using my Sinclair C5 to get around London until my Penny Farthing is fixed.
  • JamboWayOh 2 Oct 2017 13:22:00 6,297 posts
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    Who's Emma??
  • GuybrushThreepwood 2 Oct 2017 13:39:59 2,172 posts
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    And is she cute?
  • DukeSilver 2 Oct 2017 13:43:14 3,123 posts
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    Emma is the one who sits next to Tracy in accounts.
  • whatfruitlivesagain 2 Oct 2017 13:46:03 863 posts
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    She can't help having a speech impediment you cold hearted bastard
  • riceNpea 2 Oct 2017 13:55:52 941 posts
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    Sounds like Brienne of Targ. What's her phone number, I want a piece of that!
  • northernlights 2 Oct 2017 13:57:24 956 posts
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    . People that walk slowly
    . People that walk through an entrance and suddenly stop
  • JamboWayOh 2 Oct 2017 13:58:47 6,297 posts
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    Negan wrote:
    Imagine Miranda with annoying speech and you will get a good idea of Emma.
    It would have been better if you just said Miranda.
  • mrpon 2 Oct 2017 16:23:23 34,299 posts
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    Kerr
  • JamboWayOh 2 Oct 2017 16:25:35 6,297 posts
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    Unfortunately I think he means unfunny person Miranda Hart.
  • mothercruncher 2 Oct 2017 19:49:52 14,799 posts
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    YES I WANT MY FUCKING RECEIPT.
    YOUíVE PRINTED THE FUCKING THING OUT AND ARE WAVING IT IN MY FACE. I FUCKING WANT IT YOU RECEIPT NAZI.
  • FuzzyDucky 2 Oct 2017 20:09:04 3,130 posts
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    Negan wrote:
    I'm in an irritable mood today I think, as I have another annoyance.

    Adults pronouncing simple words, such as remember(renemember) and specific(pacific) wrong.

    No Emma, it doesn't make you cute and funny, it makes you sound like an idiot.
    There's a woman in my course at Uni in her mid 40s that pronunces "other" as "edder". I want to rip my fucking ears off when listening to her.
  • riceNpea 2 Oct 2017 20:33:28 941 posts
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    @mothercruncher have you got a Necta card?
  • FuzzyDucky 2 Oct 2017 20:55:33 3,130 posts
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    Mfolf wrote:
    mothercruncher wrote:
    YES I WANT MY FUCKING RECEIPT.
    YOUíVE PRINTED THE FUCKING THING OUT AND ARE WAVING IT IN MY FACE. I FUCKING WANT IT YOU RECEIPT NAZI.
    What are you going to do with it grandad?
    Keep it on file in case the purchased product develops a fault and needs to be returned to the point of sale with a valid proof of purchase?

    Do you just treat them like worthless bits of paper? You receipt rebel!
  • Dougs 2 Oct 2017 22:29:15 85,251 posts
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    I still get receipts for petrol and stuff. Fuck knows why I don't claim any vat back or anything. Must be a learned habit from my old man.
  • riceNpea 2 Oct 2017 22:33:11 941 posts
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    @Dougs do you have a Necta card?
  • thelzdking 2 Oct 2017 22:35:39 7,501 posts
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    The word "receipt".
  • mothercruncher 2 Oct 2017 23:05:11 14,799 posts
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    Honestly, what am I missing?
    Has something changed and I can bring back my co-op ham, that I didnít spot was manky at the point of puchase, at any point in the future without a receipt?
    Every time, they print the fucker out and then hold it up and ask me if I want it. YES. BECAUSE THATS HOW MY CONSUMER RIGHTS WORK (I think).

    No, I donít have a Nectar card.
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