Following Stupid things that annoy you but shouldn't Page 254

  • JamboWayOh 5 Aug 2018 15:07:31 11,134 posts
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    wobbly_Bob wrote:
    Man buns. You look fucking stupid. It's one of those fashions where they're going to look back years to come and think what the fuck was I thinking? I looked like an idiot.
    Hmmm, I doubt it. I usually find that the type of individual who sports a man bun is severely lacking in self awareness.
  • superdelphinus 5 Aug 2018 15:29:11 9,966 posts
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    Old people taking ages to do anything
  • wobbly_Bob 5 Aug 2018 15:36:38 4,808 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    wobbly_Bob wrote:
    Man buns. You look fucking stupid. It's one of those fashions where they're going to look back years to come and think what the fuck was I thinking? I looked like an idiot.
    Hmmm, I doubt it. I usually find that the type of individual who sports a man bun is severely lacking in self awareness.
    An excellent point, sir. If they had any self awareness they would not be sporting one in the first place.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 5 Aug 2018 15:48:42 4,981 posts
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    superdelphinus wrote:
    Old people taking ages to do anything
    Old people should be banned from supermarkets at the weekend. They can go any time during the week. They don't need to be there on a Saturday lunch-time, poking feebly at a self-service checkout like it was the Large Hadron Collider.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 5 Aug 2018 15:49:49 4,981 posts
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    wobbly_Bob wrote:
    Man buns. You look fucking stupid. It's one of those fashions where they're going to look back years to come and think what the fuck was I thinking? I looked like an idiot.
    Exactly the same goes for beards. Unless you are at least 60 years old and have spent most of your life working on a deep sea trawler, a beard is only going to make you look a complete and utter twat.
  • wobbly_Bob 5 Aug 2018 16:11:45 4,808 posts
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    Rogueywon wrote:
    wobbly_Bob wrote:
    Man buns. You look fucking stupid. It's one of those fashions where they're going to look back years to come and think what the fuck was I thinking? I looked like an idiot.
    Exactly the same goes for beards. Unless you are at least 60 years old and have spent most of your life working on a deep sea trawler, a beard is only going to make you look a complete and utter twat.
    Additionally a certain kind of hipster beard that makes them look even more of a knob.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 5 Aug 2018 16:17:04 4,981 posts
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    @wobbly_Bob There's a simple test for "Does my beard make me look like a twat?" Three questions:

    1) Are you a grizzled seafarer, with at least three decades on the high seas under your belt?

    2) Are you currently at or above Everest's South Col or K2's Bottleneck, or in another place where it is impossible to shave because your entire fucking face is frozen?

    3) Are you Father Christmas?

    If you answered "yes" to any of the above, then congratulations, there is a chance your beard does not make you look a complete and utter twat. Bear in mind, though, that 2 is strictly a time-limited exemption and you'd better fucking well shave as soon as you get back to civilisation.

    If you answered "no" to all three of those questions, then your beard definitely makes you look a twat.
  • JamboWayOh 5 Aug 2018 17:16:30 11,134 posts
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    Hmm, what about if you are a real ale twat, or a beloved family TV entertainer who may or may not be under investigation by Operation Yewtree? Surely a beard would be allowed then?
  • SnackPlissken 5 Aug 2018 17:24:15 685 posts
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    People are far too obsessed with what people look like.
  • The_Goon 9 Dec 2018 17:18:43 1,191 posts
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    Answers to questions for products on Amazon that start I dont have this product but... or Ive not tried it for [X feature being inquired about] but...

    FFS. Why answer at all???
  • drhickman1983 9 Dec 2018 17:23:39 5,670 posts
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    tbh whatever you wear will make you look like a twat in 10 years time.
  • Zomoniac 9 Dec 2018 19:39:43 9,903 posts
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    This thread is full of bitter people who cant grow a beard :)
  • Psychotext 9 Dec 2018 19:43:58 64,458 posts
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    The_Goon wrote:
    Answers to questions for products on Amazon that start I dont have this product but... or Ive not tried it for [X feature being inquired about] but...

    FFS. Why answer at all???
    In my experience people seem to act like they're being asked individually rather than realising Amazon has mailed basically everyone who bought the product.
  • arty 9 Dec 2018 19:49:46 490 posts
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    I thought these days you're a twat if you *don't* have a beard.
  • DrStrangelove 9 Dec 2018 20:19:09 13,478 posts
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    Beardless twats are the worst
  • Mola_Ram 9 Dec 2018 20:59:50 19,196 posts
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    I dunno, to me clean-shaven dudes always look like they have a bit of the Patrick Bateman to me.
  • thelzdking 10 Dec 2018 03:10:20 8,921 posts
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    Rogueywon wrote:
    wobbly_Bob wrote:
    Man buns. You look fucking stupid. It's one of those fashions where they're going to look back years to come and think what the fuck was I thinking? I looked like an idiot.
    Exactly the same goes for beards. Unless you are at least 60 years old and have spent most of your life working on a deep sea trawler, a beard is only going to make you look a complete and utter twat.
    Sounds like someone can only manage a few patchy face pubes...
  • drhickman1983 10 Dec 2018 08:05:06 5,670 posts
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    Blackout blinds are shit. Recently moved into a new place, and I actually find myself waking up more tired and disoriented as a result.
  • DangerousDave_87 10 Dec 2018 08:27:17 5,532 posts
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    Like some folk have said, beards look cool, but only on older guys. If you're in your 20s or early 30s, anything beyond a few millimetres looks quite silly. It looks no better than donning a fake beard from a costume shop.

    You need to be going grey and be slightly wrinkled to pull off a beard.
  • b-rk 10 Dec 2018 10:33:35 818 posts
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    what is it with game journos and beards anyway.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Dec 2018 10:35:04 17,854 posts
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    There's about 4 men on the planet who can successfully pull of clean shaven. Everyone else looks like a fucking mook/conservative politician.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Dec 2018 10:39:46 17,854 posts
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    How you think you look clean shaven



    Vs

    how you actually look

  • nickthegun 10 Dec 2018 10:45:38 76,520 posts
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  • fontgeeksogood 10 Dec 2018 10:46:21 4,640 posts
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    Neckbeard.jpg
  • challenge_hanukkah 10 Dec 2018 10:49:34 9,546 posts
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    Yeah, my beard is all about hiding my weak jaw and multiple chins.
  • Dougs 10 Dec 2018 11:06:13 87,948 posts
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    DangerousDave_87 wrote:


    You need to be going grey and be slightly wrinkled to pull off a beard.
    \o/
  • freddymercurystwin 10 Dec 2018 12:13:55 1,585 posts
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    I am well on the way to grey and have a few wrinkles now, I've had a beard for longer than I remember and the sooner that fashion turns against us genuine beardy's and we get back to being the unfashionable social outcasts the better! Also I look like a five year old when I'm clean shaven.

  • DrStrangelove 10 Dec 2018 17:45:20 13,478 posts
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    Did you just shave your hair longer?
  • fontgeeksogood 10 Dec 2018 18:18:26 4,640 posts
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    Related, if you are ginger why would you grow more hair than is necessary
  • macmurphy 10 Dec 2018 19:59:18 3,675 posts
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    To be fair, if youre ginger everyone stays away from you because you smell of Fox piss anyway. I think your facial hair style is irrelevant.
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