Stupid things that annoy you but shouldn't Page 279

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  • crashVoodoo 19 Mar 2021 12:17:45 7,154 posts
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    Not sure if this is something that should annoy me or not but it has fucked me off this morning.

    Raised a support ticket at work because the remote virtual machine I use for Dev is unable to be connected to.

    The support guy decided to remote onto my physical asset and then proceeded to wave the cursor around clicking on random parts of windows but it was clear he didn't have a fucking clue.

    I eventually asked WTF are you doing, this asset is fine, it's the remote one that's offline. He gave me some bollocks about understanding before continuing his cursor waving and script following.

    I went to make cheese on toast and come back to a message saying he's escalated to the virtualdesk resolving team.

    #facepalmm

    Edited by crashVoodoo at 14:51:44 19-03-2021
  • Tonka 19 Mar 2021 12:34:08 31,725 posts
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    Have you turned it off and then on again?
  • mrpon 8 Apr 2021 09:20:24 37,082 posts
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    Thin napkins that stick to your hand when wiping egg yolk off them.
  • dfunked09 8 Apr 2021 09:27:48 1,901 posts
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    "egg yolk"
  • freddymercurystwin 8 Apr 2021 09:28:33 2,554 posts
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    First things first, are you wiping egg yolk off the napkins or off your hands?
  • mrpon 8 Apr 2021 09:41:56 37,082 posts
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    Yep jizz has the same viscosity as egg yolk so same annoyance.
  • Rum_Monkey 9 Apr 2021 16:12:12 2,512 posts
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    Me and Battle Royale games.

    I really enjoy playing them and love the concept. And then I win and I lose the desire to play it again, it instantly loses its appeal.

    Edited by Rum_Monkey at 16:16:55 09-04-2021
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