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pork chops cooking advice needed • Page 2
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quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI think I'll drizzle it on top since the wife left so there's no tits to smear it on. Winner. -
quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoNote to self. If you want a fucked up conversation, post it on eg -
Im not surprised she left before you could poison her. Do you miss her (breasts)? -
Somewhere between all this advice is the way to cook a perfect pork chop. -
Pour it on the pavement outside so that passers-by think it's vomit. -
quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI'm sending some hostility. That can't be right. It's only pork chops for fucks sakes -
@quadfather no need to be ungrateful when we are just trying to help. -
How far away is your local A+E? Not that anything can go wrong with your lovely chops, of course. -
neilka 24,021 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThis went better than the Pork Choppi Advice Thread I started once. -
quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoPinky_Floyd wrote:
I apologise
@quadfather no need to be ungrateful when we are just trying to help.
They're looking a bit weird now
Still, needs must as the devil shits in your kettle -
Do they look dangerous? I definitely wouldnt eat them if they look dangerous. -
Game over man - game over
http://www.lightofprophecy1844.com/deadly-pork-chops.php
The tissues of the swine swarm with parasites. Of the swine, God said, “It is unclean unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcass.”
Those who eat freely of pork can but be diseased. Those who have much outdoor exercise do not realize the bad effects of pork eating, as those do whose life is mostly indoors, and whose habits are sedentary, and whose labor is mental.
In the U.S., three of the six most common food-borne parasitic diseases of humans are associated with pork consumption. These include toxoplasmosis, tokenises or cysticercoids [caused by the pork tapeworm Tania solium] and trichinellosis.
The metal doorknobs in pig nurseries become corroded after a year or so, due to the gases produced by the pigs urine and feces. The same gas and pig dander that eat away metal doorknobs are harming the respiratory tracts of hog farmers. Their unusually high incidences of respiratory ailments, from coughing and sniffles to lung scarring and pneumonia can no longer be attributed to weather and allergies alone. The hog waste spills from hog farms are contaminating our land, our rivers, and our water supply. Pork should be considered a homotoxin (human poison) and the probable cause of many common sicknesses and degenerative diseases.
HOMOTOXINS MAN - YOU'RE ABOUT TO CHOW DOWN HOMOTOXINS
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quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoThey look...different. Six pints is making me feel brave though
Um -
You did read Brem's post about not pouring the left over marinade on top, didnt you? -
quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years ago@Bremenacht - last time Im asking for advice on this forum .gif)
The fuck have I created. This was not in the plan
Going to have to watch a hammer film now to balance it out. Need one where they eat copious amounts of red meat.
Suppose you guys are expert on that too eh? -
quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoPinky_Floyd wrote:
I've gotta do something with the fucking stuff
You did read Brem's post about not pouring the left over marinade on top, didnt you? -
You will thank us when the beer wears off and you realise that we saved your life. -
Bon appetit! -
quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoHaha. It never wears off. -
Bremenacht wrote:
He really is going to die. The big, soft, sozzled, raw pork marinading eating hippie is really going to die.
Bon appetit! -
Don't dig on no swine. -
quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoI'm no hippie -
neilka 24,021 posts
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Registered 16 years agoTo be fair at least the marinade didn't say DO NOT EAT on it. -
quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoThere's gotta be a way to live through this -
troutkilla wrote:
Thats one hell of a popular group.
Use this handy little group.
Even recipes for jazzy jalfrezi's.
Jazzy! -
It tickles my funnybone that the only thread with more than a couple of posts is about microwaveable meals.
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