The big list of things that People should really have got by now Page 2

  • Rhaegyr 18 Sep 2013 13:05:52 5,499 posts
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    The Monty Hall Problem

    :D
  • glaeken 18 Sep 2013 13:08:13 12,070 posts
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    Sort of along those lines is "no offence but" and then go onto say something really offensive. For instance no offence but you are a cunt.
  • Deleted user 18 September 2013 13:19:49
    It is possible to care about how something looks, a gadget for example, without it being about what everyone else thinks/being cool. Some people just appreciate good design.
  • DFawkes 18 Sep 2013 13:35:48 32,785 posts
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    Rhaegyr wrote:
    The Monty Hall Problem

    :D
    IT'S 50/50. 2 DOORS. 50! 50!

    It's such a simple problem that, when you explain it properly, it makes perfect sense. But if you don't really think about it, you've just got 2 doors in front of you. That's 50/50. Except it isn't, because of that first door the host opening. But it is 50/50. But it definitely is not and switching leads to a win 2/3 of the time. But it shouldn't, because 2 doors! 2 DOORS!

    Yet there are still people out there (smart people) who write papers saying it's wrong, and it really is 50/50! I most cases, they've made assumptions on certain things or changed the initial problem by changing the variables such as adding contestants, modifying who opens which door at which time and removing the choice to switch. There's still people debating it because of this. It's always nice to read, though.
  • Trowel 18 Sep 2013 13:39:21 24,512 posts
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    A thread discussing anything contains, by definition, 'spoilers' of varying degrees. Especially if it was released yesterday and contains tunnels.
  • craigy Staff 18 Sep 2013 13:39:42 9,500 posts
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    HairyArse wrote:
    Apostrophes.
    You mean apostrophe's?
  • Deleted user 18 September 2013 13:42:13
    That Die hard With A Vengence 'get x gallons of water into a y gallon container' puzzle

    Rhaegyr wrote:
    The Monty Hall Problem

    :D
    I'll never get the logic of this, but I guess I'll pick the other option because people better at sums told me to
  • DFawkes 18 Sep 2013 13:44:45 32,785 posts
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    craigy wrote:
    HairyArse wrote:
    Apostrophes.
    You mean apostrophe's?
    I can't tell if you're being wrong to be funny or not, because this is the Internet and it's confusing :p

    /re-reads own post for correct usages 5 times
    /edits to add smiley because tone is hard to convey and I use them as a crutch all the time

    Edited by DFawkes at 13:46:06 18-09-2013
  • spamdangled 18 Sep 2013 13:47:59 31,803 posts
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    the_dudefather wrote:
    That Die hard With A Vengence 'get x gallons of water into a y gallon container' puzzle

    Rhaegyr wrote:
    The Monty Hall Problem

    :D
    I'll never get the logic of this, but I guess I'll pick the other option because people better at sums told me to
    is that the old "if one wrong choice in three is taken away, what are your chances of winning the prize" problem?

    Been dividing mathematicians for decades, that one.

    (current leading contender: it ISN'T 50/50)

    Edited by darkmorgado at 13:48:38 18-09-2013
  • Deleted user 18 September 2013 13:53:35
    @darkmorgado that would be 50/50 wouldn't it?

    If there was three doors it would be 33.3333333 etc but take a door away and that 33.3333333 becomes 50 as you would only have two choices

    Or am I being really stupid
  • Trowel 18 Sep 2013 13:53:50 24,512 posts
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    the_dudefather wrote:
    That Die hard With A Vengence 'get x gallons of water into a y gallon container' puzzle
    They do it the slow way too (assuming the containers are symmetrical)

    /tilts containers diagonally to leave both half full
  • Latin 18 Sep 2013 13:57:58 4,075 posts
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    EMarkM wrote:
    Also, one important law applies to physics, economics and the whole of your life:-

    There is no such thing as a free lunch.
    I went into Chipotle (burrito place) the other day and was having a bad day. The woman asked me if I was ok, I said not really, she gave me a voucher for 2 free burritos with sides and said "hopefully this will cheer you up!".

    Cool story, I know.

    /got a free lunch!
  • spamdangled 18 Sep 2013 13:58:26 31,803 posts
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    Grax wrote:
    @darkmorgado that would be 50/50 wouldn't it?

    If there was three doors it would be 33.3333333 etc but take a door away and that 33.3333333 becomes 50 as you would only have two choices

    Or am I being really stupid
    Seriously, the depth at which numbers boffins have been debating this will give you a headache. There's actual academic papers written about it, I shit you not. I can barely get my head around some of the math they use to calculate the results, but I can sort of understand where the "it's not 50/50" side are coming from. You'd definitely think it would be 50/50, your brain screams at you that it is, but the taking away of the third door introduces some massive joker to the calculation. It's got something to do with still counting there as being 3 doors, even though there isn't, and the fact the "banker" has removed one he knew wasn't the prize.
  • BeardedGamerUK 18 Sep 2013 13:59:08 2,184 posts
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    @MrTomFTW Yes very good CM Punk, now spell 'through' correctly :)
  • DFawkes 18 Sep 2013 13:59:39 32,785 posts
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    The Monty Hall problem is clear as day, IF (and it's a big if that is the cause of most mis-understandings) you don't mess around with the problem itself.

    A contestant has to have a free, open choice of 3 doors. After he has chosen, the host will open an incorrect door. The contestant then has another free choice - switch their choice of door, or stick with their initial choice.

    Mess with any of it and you mess up the logic. You can't just jump to stage 2 as that make it 50/50. You can't introduce more contestants. You can't take away the ability to switch door, or make the door the host opens complete random (giving it a chance to open the prize door).
  • Deleted user 18 September 2013 14:00:57
    For fuck sake I have a bloody business mathematics test in 3 and a half hours. I did not need to read that bullshit monty hall problem. To stupid if he removed on of the doors for the equation it is 50/50 there is no answer it doesn't matter when you picked it it was 1 in 3 it wouldn't matter if it was 1 I'm ten. If all other options have been removed and you are left with two doors it is a 50/50 situation
  • BeardedGamerUK 18 Sep 2013 14:01:19 2,184 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    Err yeah that is a bit rubbish really. I would kick Stephen Hawking's arse in the 100 meters.
    Kicking someone's arse of course being something that Stephen Hawking's can't do :D
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 18 Sep 2013 14:01:58 47,501 posts
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    BeardedGamerUK wrote:
    @MrTomFTW Yes very good CM Punk, now spell 'through' correctly :)
    OK

  • spamdangled 18 Sep 2013 14:03:19 31,803 posts
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    Grax wrote:
    For fuck sake I have a bloody business mathematics test in 3 and a half hours. I did not need to read that bullshit monty hall problem. To stupid if he removed on of the doors for the equation it is 50/50 there is no answer it doesn't matter when you picked it it was 1 in 3 it wouldn't matter if it was 1 I'm ten. If all other options have been removed and you are left with two doors it is a 50/50 situation
    glol!

    sorry, It did genuinely make me laugh though. Schadenfreude!

    So if it's 50/50 why are you statistically far more likely to win if you swap your choice then? Eh? EH?

    Edited by darkmorgado at 14:15:43 18-09-2013
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 18 Sep 2013 14:06:25 47,501 posts
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    Because at that point there's only 2 doors.
  • Inertia 18 Sep 2013 14:15:03 697 posts
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    You make an initial decision which has a 66.66% chance of being wrong. Irrespective of what happens next. What happens next is the host, knowingly opens a door to reveal an empty door. Your initial choice was 66.66% and that hasn't changed. Now you have a 50/50 chance ONLY if you switch your choice otherwise it remains the initial 66.66%. So always switch to gain the new advantage of 50%. The host couldn't fail to open an empty door as he knows what lies behind the doors. So it doesn't change the condition of the original choice if you keep with it.

    The original choice was made under the original conditions not the new condition.
  • Deleted user 18 September 2013 14:18:23
    Something else people really should get is that talking about the Monty Hall problem is REALLY BORING.
  • King_Edward 18 Sep 2013 14:19:02 11,470 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    the_dudefather wrote:
    That Die hard With A Vengence 'get x gallons of water into a y gallon container' puzzle
    They do it the slow way too (assuming the containers are symmetrical)

    /tilts containers diagonally to leave both half full
    Not only that, they cheat. They cut away from the scene to some villainous bullshit then cut back with a convenient 1 and 4 gallons in the containers.
  • imamazed 18 Sep 2013 14:19:12 6,708 posts
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    Derren Brown did something on it innit
  • nickthegun 18 Sep 2013 14:19:27 87,711 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    Something else people really should get is that talking about the Monty Hall problem is REALLY BORING.
    Preach it, brother.
  • Deleted user 18 September 2013 14:20:57
    Grax wrote:
    For fuck sake I have a bloody business mathematics test in 3 and a half hours.

    If all other options have been removed and you are left with two doors it is a 50/50 situation
    Good luck with that exam, I guess.
  • spamdangled 18 Sep 2013 14:22:36 31,803 posts
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    Inertia wrote:
    You make an initial decision which has a 66.66% chance of being wrong. Irrespective of what happens next. What happens next is the host, knowingly opens a door to reveal an empty door. Your initial choice was 66.66% and that hasn't changed. Now you have a 50/50 chance ONLY if you switch your choice otherwise it remains the initial 66.66%. So always switch to gain the new advantage of 50%. The host couldn't fail to open an empty door as he knows what lies behind the doors. So it doesn't change the condition of the original choice if you keep with it.

    The original choice was made under the original conditions not the new condition.
    That's the one, cheers. I knew what I was trying to get at but couldn't think of how to explain it. It can really scramble your noodle though as it's so damn easy to fall into the trap of disregarding the removed door. Even when you know the answer, your brain can still do its best to fight against accepting it.

    Edited by darkmorgado at 14:23:31 18-09-2013
  • BeardedGamerUK 18 Sep 2013 14:23:12 2,184 posts
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    Grax wrote:
    For fuck sake I have a bloody business mathematics test in 3 and a half hours.
    "Business mathematics test" , three of the most horrific words in the English language in the same sentence! And yes, good luck with the test!
  • Deleted user 18 September 2013 14:23:12
    Inertia wrote:
    You make an initial decision which has a 66.66% chance of being wrong. Irrespective of what happens next. What happens next is the host, knowingly opens a door to reveal an empty door. Your initial choice was 66.66% and that hasn't changed. Now you have a 50/50 chance ONLY if you switch your choice otherwise it remains the initial 66.66%. So always switch to gain the new advantage of 50%. The host couldn't fail to open an empty door as he knows what lies behind the doors. So it doesn't change the condition of the original choice if you keep with it.

    The original choice was made under the original conditions not the new condition.
    I honestly can't think of a single way in which this is correct :( I don't know if I am utterly stupid or that this is designed to make people be utterly stupid but either way it is just wrong

    If you are given a choice of 3 doors, you pick one ou have a 66.67% chance of being wrong. When he removes a door and offers to let you switch doing so or not doing so is choosing again so either way it is between two doors (I think that where people get confused is not switching is effectively choosing that door again). Also it is stupid
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