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XBO and PS4 Mythbusters • Page 3
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Flying_Pig 16,956 posts
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Registered 17 years agoarials101 wrote:
It won't play Xbox One games? The new pad has razor blades embedded into the grips? It has a new mandatory anal attachment?
Apparently there is a very big issue with the Xbox One which hasn't leaked yet...
I NEED to know! -
cozeny wrote:
Please rename thread title to this
why even bother making rumours abt XBONE with its last gen tech & its gary shteyngart azz stylings -
stevethemeat 960 posts
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Registered 13 years agoFlying_Pig wrote:
Hopefully its the third one.
arials101 wrote:
It won't play Xbox One games? The new pad has razor blades embedded into the grips? It has a new mandatory anal attachment?
Apparently there is a very big issue with the Xbox One which hasn't leaked yet...
I NEED to know! -
Rhaegyr 5,499 posts
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Registered 10 years ago"Jesus. I got an email this morning and it looks like the Xbox One OS is a fucking horror story in the making. Buyer beware."
Rab Florence on Twitter. -
For what it's worth, the guy who started the CoD: Ghosts runs at 720p rumour? Jeremy Conrad, former IGN editor who appears to be a complete trolling, immature asshat:
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TheNinjaWarriorAGAIN 371 posts
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Registered 8 years agoGUYS. GUYS. I JUST SAW A POST ON ALT.NEOGAF FROM INSANE POSTERIORS ON A LOCOMOTIVE SAYING YOU STILL HAVE TO BLOW INTO THE CARTRIDGE TO MAKE SURE THE DUST IS OUT BEFORE YOU PLUG IT IN OR ELSE IT WONT TURN ON THE N64.
NINTENDO IS DOOMED -
Plant 360 posts
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Registered 15 years ago@Mr-Brett
No, thats a god damn toaster. -
@Plant Spoilers! .gif)
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I heard Mr Tom is XBO defender number one. -
rumblesushi wrote:
I heard he even has green blood, but that might be to pass certification in Germany.
I heard Mr Tom is XBO defender number one. -
I'm actually banned in Germany. Don't ask. -
Cappy 14,393 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI can't reveal my sources, but apparently Nintendo have solved the Wii U Gamepad battery life problem.
New battery packs which are recharged by semen are expected in the Spring. Studies have noted that Nintendo fans masturbate every two to three hours anyway, using the receptacle in the back of the Gamepad doesn't require them to alter their gaming habits to any significant degree.
A Gamepad bukkake session featuring Reggie, Miyamoto and Iwata is expected to be a highlight of next year's E3.
Further ahead, Nintendo are hoping to establish a Nintendo National Grid which allows users to contribute spare 'energy' and earn themselves eShop points whilst saving the Planet. -
CharlieStCloud 5,812 posts
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Registered 11 years agoThat Jeremy Conrad guy sure knows how to wind people up!
... I think it is harmlessly chuckle-worthy.
I think the highest rated launch game (for either system) won't be Forza Motorsport 5 or Killzone Shadow Fall.
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MrTomFTW wrote:
In Germany, MrTomFTW is a robot
I'm actually banned in Germany. Don't ask. -
Baihu1983 14,378 posts
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Registered 10 years agoLove that the negative X1 articles lead to Gaf.
Not hocked at all at that. -
Rhaegyr 5,499 posts
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Registered 10 years agoCharlieStCloud wrote:
Hopefully!
That Jeremy Conrad guy sure knows how to wind people up!
... I think it is harmlessly chuckle-worthy.
I think the highest rated launch game (for either system) won't be Forza Motorsport 5 or Killzone Shadow Fall.
It'll be Resogun.
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TheNinjaWarriorAGAIN 371 posts
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Registered 8 years agoThere is no power brick on the PS4 as it's internal PSU is powered by the souls of dead orphans ritually sacrificed to "Supercharge" it.
Their bodies are under the new PS Headquarters in Silicon Valley. -
the_dudefather wrote:
I heard it was a dinosaur.
MrTomFTW wrote:
In Germany, MrTomFTW is a robot
I'm actually banned in Germany. Don't ask. -
Mr-Brett wrote:
I heard it was a robotic dinosaur.
the_dudefather wrote:
I heard it was a dinosaur.
MrTomFTW wrote:
In Germany, MrTomFTW is a robot
I'm actually banned in Germany. Don't ask. -
RIP Waggleton P. Tallylicker
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Gambit1977 10,398 posts
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Registered 14 years agoCappy wrote:
no doubt Iwata will have his gloves on and myamoto will be grinning like a Cheshire cat.
I can't reveal my sources, but apparently Nintendo have solved the Wii U Gamepad battery life problem.
New battery packs which are recharged by semen are expected in the Spring. Studies have noted that Nintendo fans masturbate every two to three hours anyway, using the receptacle in the back of the Gamepad doesn't require them to alter their gaming habits to any significant degree.
A Gamepad bukkake session featuring Reggie, Miyamoto and Iwata is expected to be a highlight of next year's E3.
Further ahead, Nintendo are hoping to establish a Nintendo National Grid which allows users to contribute spare 'energy' and earn themselves eShop points whilst saving the Planet. -
Gambit1977 wrote:
I'd be worried about Reggie
Cappy wrote:
no doubt Iwata will have his gloves on and myamoto will be grinning like a Cheshire cat.
I can't reveal my sources, but apparently Nintendo have solved the Wii U Gamepad battery life problem.
New battery packs which are recharged by semen are expected in the Spring. Studies have noted that Nintendo fans masturbate every two to three hours anyway, using the receptacle in the back of the Gamepad doesn't require them to alter their gaming habits to any significant degree.
A Gamepad bukkake session featuring Reggie, Miyamoto and Iwata is expected to be a highlight of next year's E3.
Further ahead, Nintendo are hoping to establish a Nintendo National Grid which allows users to contribute spare 'energy' and earn themselves eShop points whilst saving the Planet.
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Gambit1977 10,398 posts
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Registered 14 years ago@the_dudefather a face that size was made to collect spunk -
danathjo 8,294 posts
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Registered 14 years agostevethemeat wrote:
says stevethemeat, you dirty bird
Flying_Pig wrote:
Hopefully its the third one.
arials101 wrote:
It won't play Xbox One games? The new pad has razor blades embedded into the grips? It has a new mandatory anal attachment?
Apparently there is a very big issue with the Xbox One which hasn't leaked yet...
I NEED to know! -
Not seen this for a while so I'll mention it to hopefully make it true...
Ps4 with vita £430. -
Choppi wrote:
Sounds like an astounding deal.
Not seen this for a while so I'll mention it to hopefully make it true...
Ps4 with vita £430. -
MikeP 2,975 posts
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Registered 18 years agoThe latest I heard was that every PS4 gets cleaned in the sparkling* waters of Fukushima before despatch to happy homes around the globe.
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Is CoD Ghosts 720p on XB1 not true then? -
Doesn't look like it. Looks like someone who should know better using his position to troll.
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