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Derblington 30,658 posts
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Retroid wrote:
Or an Xbox One and a copy of Knack.
It could be worse.
You could get an Xbone & a copy of Ryse.
Or a PS4 & a copy of Knack. -
jiveguy 916 posts
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Registered 16 years agoHave you tried turning the xbox upside down? -
nickthegun 73,291 posts
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Registered 12 years agoAnd blow the cartridge slot -
bracken3000 534 posts
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Registered 9 years agoThe clicking noise of death -
Gambit1977 10,396 posts
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Registered 10 years agoAnyone wrapped theirs in a towel, so it looks like an arabic version of 2001 yet? -
MrTomFTW wrote:
No; because then you'd have a working console but be unable to play Knack. Win-Win!
Retroid wrote:
Or an Xbox One and a copy of Knack.
It could be worse.
You could get an Xbone & a copy of Ryse.
Or a PS4 & a copy of Knack. -
Moot_Point 5,530 posts
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Registered 6 years agoThe trolling in the PS4 thread has a much higher standard. /sigh -
nickthegun 73,291 posts
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Registered 12 years agoHow is this trolling? -
Gambit1977 10,396 posts
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Registered 10 years ago@Moot_Point That''s just how I troll -
BeardedGamerUK 2,156 posts
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Registered 5 years ago@Moot_Point Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'
What?
Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'
Come on -
Trolling is the feckwits who keep shouting RRoD! RRoD!
Yeah. Because MS would love to throw another few billion dollars down the drain fixing a fuck-up like that. -
imamazed 6,322 posts
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sanctusmortis wrote:
Bloody hell. Either I am very lucky usually, or I treat my stuff significantly more carefully than most people. Which I kind of doubt, I am not even using cases for my mobile etc.
LetsGo wrote:
Ahem
Thread title confirms what I have been saying. RIP.
Just like PS4, then, yeah? They're broken too, and as that link shows, so is everything else. Standard electronics failure rate, for the TLDR crowd, is 15% for the first 4 years of their lifespan. Laptops average 22%. Plus, a disc drive's pretty easy to sort out, and they're all in warranty, it's a non-issue just like it was with PS4.
FFS. -
Carlo 20,016 posts
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Registered 13 years agonickthegun wrote:
Could be the loading motor too.
I had a drive that made that noise. Theres something blocking the laser moving. Unlucky, guy. -
PazJohnMitch 13,433 posts
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Registered 11 years agoUncleLou wrote:
I am pretty certain most iPhone cases actually increase the stress on the screen when dropped which increases the risk of the screen breaking when you drop it.
sanctusmortis wrote:
Bloody hell. Either I am very lucky usually, or I treat my stuff significantly more carefully than most people. Which I kind of doubt, I am not even using cases for my mobile etc.
LetsGo wrote:
Ahem
Thread title confirms what I have been saying. RIP.
Just like PS4, then, yeah? They're broken too, and as that link shows, so is everything else. Standard electronics failure rate, for the TLDR crowd, is 15% for the first 4 years of their lifespan. Laptops average 22%. Plus, a disc drive's pretty easy to sort out, and they're all in warranty, it's a non-issue just like it was with PS4.
FFS.
I have dropped case free one 20+ times onto laminate floors and no breaks. I know 3 people that have dropped cased iPhones once onto carpet and the screen cracked. -
Moot_Point 5,530 posts
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Registered 6 years agonickthegun wrote:
How is this trolling? -
ryohazuki1983 853 posts
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Registered 11 years agoSad that both next-gen consoles are having issues. I guess they could be damaged in transit? Either that or sloppy work from both MS and Sony, but in the modern day with internet its a lot easier to get heard if you have a failing console, was it the same back in the days off older consoles? -
chuck_bone 28 posts
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Registered 8 years agoMultiple XBones Boned.
http://youtu.be/aFm4llV1c2g
Looks like the Blu-Ray drive is potentially going to be a big issue for MS if these early reports are indicative of a wider issue?
And borked updates bricking cosnoles seem to be happening too.
Given that the day hasnt even started in the US proper, I suspect we're going to see a lot more soon. -
chuck_bone 28 posts
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chuck_bone 28 posts
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Registered 8 years agoAnd a double Uh Oh - Offical xbox forums flooded with problems already.
This looks like a bigger catastrophe than even the PS4 BLLOD last week.... -
brokenkey 9,553 posts
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Registered 16 years agoLoad_2.0 wrote:
I can't tell - is that a joke or is it true?
Mine arrived, disc tray was fine but someone had welded a plate over the ethernet port. -
nickthegun 73,291 posts
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Registered 12 years agoMoot_Point wrote:
Ah, the 'it was a joke' maneuver.
nickthegun wrote:
How is this trolling? -
beastmaster 18,069 posts
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Registered 13 years agoThere is NO Ethernet port. MS lied to you! -
brokenkey 9,553 posts
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Registered 16 years agochuck_bone wrote:
It's ok though, because Xbox twitter support have officially called the end of launch day.
And a double Uh Oh - Offical xbox forums flooded with problems already.
This looks like a bigger catastrophe than even the PS4 BLLOD last week.... -
Catastrophe, eh? -
mrpon 34,288 posts
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Registered 11 years agoDon't forget to unscrew the transportation bolt on the underside. -
Deckard1 wrote:
I hope it was a Heinz bean at least, can't imagine Microsoft using cheapo Aldi beans.
Someone has glued a baked bean into my Ethernet port! What the fuck is going on here?! -
TheDarkKnight wrote:
Xbotched
imamazed wrote:
Xboned?
Xborked
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