This one particular woman, is a C*** Page 2

  • mrpon 9 Dec 2013 22:46:58 37,366 posts
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    Did the helmet touch the tonsils? If not, it might be forgivable.
  • M83J01P97 9 Dec 2013 22:50:29 7,607 posts
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    Both sexes have the capacity to be as bad as each other. I've heard horror stories from both sides, and purely from a personal perspective I'd have to say men can be the worst in terms of fucking about with others feelings.
  • Punctum 9 Dec 2013 22:50:41 1,255 posts
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    No, generally speaking they're not. And you know that.

    Don't smash your stuff up, have a brandy or a whiskey or something. Then have another one. Turn your phone off. Listen to some music. Get upset.

    Tomorrow will be shit. But better.

    Shit thing to deal with, really fucking cuntish.
  • Dirtbox 9 Dec 2013 22:51:16 92,595 posts
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  • Deleted user 9 December 2013 22:52:00
    Please don't call this kitten a cunt.


    He's begging you 'Please sir, don't call me cunt.'
  • Soton4084 9 Dec 2013 22:52:52 73 posts
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    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    People are cunts in general. The world is a cold, unforgiving, hostile place full of human sewage. The only option is to be cold an hostile back.
    I'd actually say all the more reason to be nice and genuine to those that deserve it. I'd rather be a nice person than be like the majority of people.

    Edited by Soton4084 at 22:53:25 09-12-2013
  • Deleted user 9 December 2013 22:53:05
    mrpon wrote:
    Did the helmet touch the tonsils? If not, it might be forgivable.
    Only up as far as the lungs is Ok then? It'd still have to be over a foot long.
  • onestepfromlost 9 Dec 2013 23:04:10 2,721 posts
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    haha much more palatable title :p
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 9 Dec 2013 23:06:29 47,501 posts
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    More accurate I feel.
  • Dirtbox 9 Dec 2013 23:08:04 92,595 posts
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  • killersrquiet 9 Dec 2013 23:10:36 3,192 posts
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    onestepfromlost wrote:
    killersrquiet wrote:
    Disgraceful thread title. Cunts should start with a capital C.

    I know im really annoyed I missed the comma too!
    The new thread title made me laugh.

    Chin up fella your the better person. Some people act like they belong in the gutter and so they indeed do.
  • onestepfromlost 9 Dec 2013 23:12:50 2,721 posts
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    thanks for the support guys, itll all be fine in time im sure. Feel free to keep the inappropriate jokes coming, they at least make me laugh. (always been one to say everything should be joked about)

    And if it was only up to the tonsils id at least feel good that he was smaller than me :p
  • Kostabi 9 Dec 2013 23:34:25 5,926 posts
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    If she doesn't now fit in a bin bag you've done this breakup wrong...
  • President_Weasel 10 Dec 2013 00:36:17 12,355 posts
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    Sorry to hear this, old Eve and blood bowl buddy. You sure it's all over? You must have cared for her once, maybe this is a chance for a new start.
    Either that, or it's a chance for a fresh start with someone else.
  • onestepfromlost 10 Dec 2013 00:41:06 2,721 posts
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    aye I think its humped mate, I know myself id never be able to get past it. Takes a lot for me to trust to begin with id be constantly doubting any time she was out my sight.
  • smugla 10 Dec 2013 01:35:44 2,303 posts
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    The older you get the worse it gets at least you didnt have children
    i met my ex at 30 when we broke up i was 38 Fuck me the world had changed best years gone all around me are metal sour old cunts. Some times i think do i really want a relationship or do i just want to fuck but have THE BALLS to live with all the drama

    Edited by smugla at 01:41:05 10-12-2013

    Edited by smugla at 01:42:47 10-12-2013
  • Deleted user 10 December 2013 01:37:19
    My exgirlfriend was(is) a real gold digger and cunt. So, there I said it.
  • smugla 10 Dec 2013 01:48:04 2,303 posts
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    And fuck it do what you want just get it out your system as long as you dont hurt anyone or loose all your money do what you gotta do you cant live with the knowledge you might think you can but that shit will fuck you
  • speed182 10 Dec 2013 02:06:36 1,060 posts
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    Kostabi wrote:
    If she doesn't now fit in a bin bag you've done this breakup wrong...
    This.

    Watch some Dexter if you need tips.

    But seriously that sucks and I personally think you've done the right thing, cheating is unforgivable IMO.

    Hope it all works out for you.
  • DUFFMAN5 10 Dec 2013 02:59:22 26,890 posts
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    Where is Danny Dyer when you need him ?

    ...sorry to hear, hope you get the situation sorted, hang on, not the tv cunt;-)

    Edited by DUFFMAN5 at 03:01:16 10-12-2013
  • arsenalherd 10 Dec 2013 03:41:43 158 posts
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    Been in the same place, got back with her but the past always haunted me so had to finish it again
  • BeardedGamerUK 10 Dec 2013 04:38:51 2,184 posts
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    DUFFMAN5 wrote:
    Where is Danny Dyer when you need him ?

    Taking it up the arse from Ray Winstone probably! :D
  • X201 10 Dec 2013 05:08:29 22,150 posts
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    Change the locks now.

    Post in the Manly Activities thread upon completion.
  • Telepathic.Geometry 10 Dec 2013 05:24:10 12,422 posts
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    A girlfriend/wife who is a burden and cannot be trusted is no good. You've already dumped her, so my advice would be to stay away from her. You're obviously the type that likes to take care of people, so that is how she'll come at you. She made a mistake, and she regrets it, and she's oh so tormented and whatnot...

    Just take a deep man breath, and let it go.

    Here's the patented TG 5 step plan:

    1. Stay away from her physically. Don't go to her, don't let her come to you. (For example, "oh can I go and collect some of my stuff... please?" TRAP!)
    2. Stay away from her electronically. No phone-calls or messages. No facebook.
    3. Fill your life up with stuff. Friends, new hobbies, work, anything will do. Fill in the gaps in your life with new shit, until it grows naturally into place.
    4. Improve yourself. Get down the gym, read a few books, try to get promoted, learn a language... Doesn't matter, but you need to move forward.
    5. Stop obsessing over this as soon as you're mentally capable, and focus on not-this and not-her and not-this-thread...
  • FartPipe 10 Dec 2013 05:44:00 5,307 posts
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    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    People are cunts in general. The world is a cold, unforgiving, hostile place full of human sewage. The only option is to be cold an hostile back.
    Nah this makes the world a shitter place, be the better person.
  • Tonka 10 Dec 2013 06:45:10 31,979 posts
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    Dante_Cubit wrote:
    BillCityfingers wrote:

    And also, everyone is a cunt deep down.
    Is that a Dalai Lama quote?
    That fat little CIA plant wouldn't say something that close to mark.
  • Deleted user 10 December 2013 07:08:33
    That really sucks, sorry to hear that. In my experience, if you take them back after something like that, they end up thinking less of you for doing so and are then pretty likely to do it again (and more importantly, you may well end up thinking less of yourself). Still, every situation is different.
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