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Is there any smell in the world worse than Pot Noodle? • Page 2

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  • jonsaan 28 Dec 2013 22:39:59 27,052 posts
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    Actually. The worst smell in the world is cheese and Broccoli soup when you are having chemo. This prompted me to complain in hospital. I mean. Come on :)

    I didn't complain about much, but that soup!

    /heaves
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 28 Dec 2013 22:42:56 47,501 posts
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    Back when my wife lived on her own the guy living upstairs was an alcoholic and often left his skylight open. That meant when it rained it would start to pour through the ceiling. So one day I had enough and I went to bang on his door to see if I could rouse him. Only his door was ajar and when I opened it I was hit with this smell. I can't describe it other than to say I thought I was about to find a dead body.
  • elstoof 28 Dec 2013 22:45:54 28,125 posts
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    If you're ever in Devon, make a visit to Baker's tannery.
  • machinist883 28 Dec 2013 22:55:42 11 posts
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    Don't disrespect tramps. I am a tramp standing outside a WI-FI hotspot with a smartphone that I stole.
  • rockavitch 28 Dec 2013 23:45:48 1,303 posts
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    A microwave rustlers rib burger.
  • ibenam 28 Dec 2013 23:48:08 3,507 posts
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    My baked oven fart
  • Deleted user 28 December 2013 23:56:30
    Hull.
  • Deleted user 29 December 2013 00:10:36
    Two Pot Noodles
  • boo 29 Dec 2013 00:25:17 13,901 posts
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    Epoisses.

    I am baffled as to how a cheese that tastes so wonderful can smell so bad.
    Once the packaging has been opened, it doesn't matter how many times you bag it, the smell when you first open the fridge the next day, can repel you several feet.

    Edited by boo at 00:26:20 29-12-2013
  • Deleted user 29 December 2013 01:32:53
    Three Pots of Noodles. Hugging. Covering in sweat. Looking mean. Coughing up blood. Together. Pulling plugs. With stinky, rotten, hairy toenails.

    Edited by mAc6 at 01:34:23 29-12-2013
  • localnotail 29 Dec 2013 01:40:26 23,079 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    I put forward the smell of a packet of cigarettes when the foil inside wrapper thing comes off, that is truly vile. Instaheadache
    New pack smell? I adore that smell. I miss fags so much.
  • Deleted user 29 December 2013 01:51:58
    jonsaan wrote:
    Actually. The worst smell in the world is cheese and Broccoli soup...
    /heaves
    An attention-seeking twat at work eats this stuff many times a week.

    The nearby toilets genuinely smell better :(
  • Deleted user 29 December 2013 01:51:59
    The dead fox that turned to furry maggot jelly in my back garden was just fucking horrendous
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