Bloody fat Northerners

  • sport 5 Feb 2014 12:32:54 17,064 posts
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    Put the cookie down!
  • Tom_Servo 5 Feb 2014 12:36:10 18,079 posts
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    Even in your Kensingtons and Westminsters it's still over 50%!
  • Deleted user 5 February 2014 12:42:11
    Not in our Richmond's bruv.

    Map income on this and it'll be fun.
  • Fatiguez 5 Feb 2014 12:43:22 8,930 posts
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    Actual scientific proof that Londoners are better looking!

    I'm certain this extra weight is somehow related to keeping coins in pockets.
  • DaM 5 Feb 2014 12:44:34 17,729 posts
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    Tom_Servo wrote:
    Even in your Kensingtons and Westminsters it's still over 50%!
    That surprised me too, it's not low anywhere! The Gov should just increase the obesity BMI threshold to reflect the modern British build, that should sort their problem out.

    No Scottish figures, the surveyors were butchered, deep fried and eaten when attempting to cross the border.
  • DUFFMAN5 5 Feb 2014 12:46:03 26,890 posts
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    Pompey fat knackers, nearly 60% of us Southern softies and lardy!
    ...im not having that, 40 inch waist is the new 30
    :)
  • Armoured_Bear 5 Feb 2014 12:55:19 31,233 posts
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  • ResidentKnievel 5 Feb 2014 13:01:30 7,679 posts
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    You're one of the 8.1%
  • Armoured_Bear 5 Feb 2014 13:07:20 31,233 posts
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    ResidentKnievel wrote:
    You're one of the 8.1%
    Nah, my BMI is safely below 25, Sorry!
  • Armoured_Bear 5 Feb 2014 13:08:28 31,233 posts
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    Dairyfree wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Bet Switzerland are happy they have your greasy bitch tits living there, they could be first.
    I'm one of the 91.9% \o/
  • TheSaint 5 Feb 2014 13:09:00 20,950 posts
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    I'd be interested to know how much Scottish independence would drag that UK average down.
  • Armoured_Bear 5 Feb 2014 13:10:01 31,233 posts
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    TheSaint wrote:
    I'd be interested to know how much Scottish independence would drag that UK average down.
    Northern English are even fatter than Scots IIRC.
  • gamingdave 5 Feb 2014 13:15:12 5,087 posts
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    BMI is a pointless index.

    Someone who is 6 feet tall and 13 stone is classed as overweight by it.

    Someone who sits at a desk all day compared with someone working in manual labour is clearly going to have a lighter build.
  • Deleted user 5 February 2014 13:22:51
    @gamingdave Amen brother. BMI is total bollocks. I'm 28, hovering around 16 stone and 6ft3. I do a lot of weight lifting but my body fat is around 15%, which makes me obese according to BMI.

    Southern wankers ;).
  • Psychotext 5 Feb 2014 13:25:14 70,652 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    No Scottish figures, the surveyors were butchered, deep fried and eaten when attempting to cross the border.
    glol
  • Armoured_Bear 5 Feb 2014 13:25:40 31,233 posts
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    BMI is nonsense but 97.45% of Geordies are fat as fuck, that is most certainly true.
  • Cappy 5 Feb 2014 14:12:40 14,393 posts
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    They should take all the outrageous and unfair taxes off things that I like, then stick it onto takeaway meals and other unhealthy tat.
  • imamazed 5 Feb 2014 14:14:25 6,708 posts
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    Stop! Move away from the cookie jar...
  • ResidentKnievel 5 Feb 2014 19:15:53 7,679 posts
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    Good news!
  • Deleted user 5 February 2014 19:21:36
    Not bad for what was basically a piss take of an irate new york landlord from where miyamoto was renting an apartment, or maybe that story that was made up after the fact.
  • Deleted user 5 February 2014 19:51:36
    It's all the grim weather and lack of jobs innit. Causes people to comfort eat.

    Edited by statssonic at 19:52:30 05-02-2014
  • markytonline83 5 Feb 2014 19:57:25 940 posts
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    Londoners generally are slimmer due to the constant worrying they do, that they are going to get stabbed up every time they leave there postage stamp flats.
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