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Fake_Blood 3 Oct 2015 10:39:22 11,093 posts
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What does immodium even do really? Does it absorb water or something?

OtterofJustice 3 Oct 2015 11:41:56 2,300 posts
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I just presume it is some kind of black magic, but it's definitely sealed me up today!

gammonbanter 4 Oct 2015 12:37:10 2,282 posts
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I only want to do phantoms for the rest of my life - how can this be achieved? I assume a diet of high fiber and lots of water!

Godofporn 4 Oct 2015 12:44:30 6,915 posts
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Type 7 this morning

RaymondLuxuryYacht 4 Oct 2015 13:26:59 464 posts
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Fake_Blood wrote:
What does immodium even do really? Does it absorb water or something?

Indirectly. It's a type of opiate, and causes the bowel transit time to slow down. That means the poo stays inside the large bowel longer, allowing the body to absorb more water from it, and therefore causing a drier firmer stool. Same reason for the explosive diarrhoea when coming off opiates, a la Trainspotting - side effect of opiates is constipation, but with Immodium the effect is intended.

Deleted user 4 October 2015 17:55:19

The poo must flow.

Rivuzu 6 Oct 2015 09:20:23 18,424 posts
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I'm 6-ing and the day has only just begun.

Fuck.

Godofporn 6 Oct 2015 09:26:30 6,915 posts
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@Rivuzu its slowly going to creep up to a type 7.

Rivuzu 6 Oct 2015 09:31:26 18,424 posts
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It's like shitting a Mr Whippy.

Nitrous 11 Oct 2015 00:10:11 2,295 posts
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Type 2 currently blocking the toliet and I feel like its winking at me :/

Deleted user 12 October 2015 08:52:32

Uh oh, clart attack.

/Manpon inserted

Godofporn 12 Oct 2015 10:21:20 6,915 posts
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Just done the "disappearance of the mystery poo"

The one you just do and its gone down the toilet in a mysterious way that one can not understand the speed and travel maths.

challenge_hanukkah 12 Oct 2015 10:54:04 14,394 posts
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Should poo be dark green?

captainrentboy 12 Oct 2015 11:24:35 1,682 posts
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I just sat down on the bog bracing myself for the usual morning dumpathon, I farted around 10 times in a row (changing volumes and bass) and it was all over, THERE WAS NO SHIT!
I think it's gonna be a good day.

Godofporn 12 Oct 2015 11:25:54 6,915 posts
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@captainrentboy your gassed up mate

captainrentboy 12 Oct 2015 11:28:20 1,682 posts
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I know, it's probably cause for concern, but I was too busy giggling at my own fart barrage to worry. :/

Godofporn 12 Oct 2015 12:00:34 6,915 posts
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Light yellow is normal but dark green is alien shit

captain_markyboy 12 Oct 2015 12:58:50 856 posts
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Yellow?!

LegendaryApe 12 Oct 2015 13:01:18 2,498 posts
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godofporn wrote:
Light yellow is normal but dark green is alien shit

Are you Homer Simpson?

mrpon 12 Oct 2015 13:04:32 37,366 posts
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challenge_hanukkah wrote:
Should poo be dark green?

Take your 3D glasses off.

Fake_Blood 12 Oct 2015 13:06:32 11,093 posts
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DutyPedant wrote:

Fake_Blood wrote:
What does immodium even do really? Does it absorb water or something?
Indirectly. It's a type of opiate

Can I get high on immodium, or just my arse?

Godofporn 12 Oct 2015 13:18:30 6,915 posts
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LegendaryApe wrote:

godofporn wrote:
Light yellow is normal but dark green is alien shit
Are you Homer Simpson?

I'm his long lost clone

jaangus 12 Oct 2015 13:21:54 5,405 posts
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@Fake_Blood snort some.

jaangus 12 Oct 2015 13:26:04 5,405 posts
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@godofporn congratulations your excrement has jaundice, a scientific first.

Dougs 12 Oct 2015 14:48:02 100,414 posts
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challenge_hanukkah wrote:
Should poo be dark green?

If you've been drinking copious amounts of red wine, most likely.

Rivuzu 12 Oct 2015 14:54:54 18,424 posts
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Hmm. That was a painful 2. RIP.

Deleted user 12 October 2015 14:56:32

Like shitting a thumb?

Rivuzu 12 Oct 2015 15:01:07 18,424 posts
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Only if it was taken from the hands of Andre the Giant.

(though there is only so far you can keep reaching for that joke PES!)

Deleted user 12 October 2015 15:21:55

In my defense it was never funny originally so it can't get less

Humperfunk 12 Oct 2015 16:37:19 8,634 posts
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Christ, a mate of mine sent a group of us on Whatsapp a picture that someone had apparently sent him (a likely story) of a log that must have a diameter of around two inches - doesn't sound a lot but look at a ruler and then think how thick that is - of a single turd standing a good four inches out of the toilet water.

One of those moments where your phone says "so and so sent you an image", you look and immediately close it because it was fucking disgusting, I swear there was blood in it which wouldn't surprised me as it must have caused one hell of a haemorrhage on it's way out!

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