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TechnoHippy 12 Apr 2020 08:17:03 19,245 posts
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The reduction in beer intake has firmed up my bowel output over he last few weeks, but this morning's poop can only be described in terms of shock and awe. Shock at the strain needed to get it out and awe in the oversized donkey's dick filling the pan. How the fuck did that fit out my delicate little anus?

Nexus_6 12 Apr 2020 12:03:23 6,168 posts
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It may not be so delicate any more eh?
Ever feel like the bottom has fallen out your world? Or is it the world out your bottom?

Working from home has given me much more scope to tame my arrogant bowel. Low settling into a nice rhythm of pooping just after morning coffee when I would normally be on the train to work. Hope I can keep it up when back in the office. Not pooping on the train though..

Nexus_6 12 Apr 2020 19:00:30 6,168 posts
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@ZuluHero that’s a damn good point..

RichDC 18 Apr 2020 12:54:57 9,177 posts
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Frequent, uncontrolled and liquid.

Seem to have caught a norovirus or similar. Guess it wasn't happy with corona taking all the limelight at the moment.

Godofporn 23 Apr 2020 08:56:15 6,915 posts
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Since were self isolating. And surely were eating more shit. How is everyones shit ?

challenge_hanukkah 23 Apr 2020 09:35:56 14,394 posts
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Watery and more abundant.

How are yours shaping up?

Nexus_6 23 Apr 2020 10:04:59 6,168 posts
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Shape same as usual. Extremely smelly however.

Godofporn 23 Apr 2020 10:48:42 6,915 posts
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My ones are light green. Sometimes brown. After a heavy night of drinking it comes out dark green.

BreadBinLidHero 23 Apr 2020 12:55:41 10,801 posts
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Easy delivery here, often twice daily. Smelly though

challenge_hanukkah 23 Apr 2020 12:57:06 14,394 posts
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MrAGSystems wrote:
Been getting onto beetroot juice. Poops look amazing, but I have to try and not piss so I can get a proper look at them.

Are they firm and full bodied?

Deleted user 23 April 2020 13:19:49

challenge_hanukkah wrote:

MrAGSystems wrote:
Been getting onto beetroot juice. Poops look amazing, but I have to try and not piss so I can get a proper look at them.
Are they firm and full bodied?

He abandoned them after 2 wipes.

TechnoHippy 23 Apr 2020 20:14:42 19,245 posts
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I had a shit and sneezed at the same time once - I thought I'd shat out my entire insides.

Deleted user 23 April 2020 20:33:33

TechnoHippy wrote:
I had a shit and sneezed at the same time once - I thought I'd shat out my entire insides.

A friend of mine was so drunken this one time (at band camp... not) she got explosive shits and was utterly sick at the same time. Getting on and off the bog to alternate, um, discharges was apparently not an option, it was too intense on both ends.
Fortunately, the wash basin in her then apartment was opposite the bog. Unfortunately, they were ever so slightly too far apart to use them simultaneously.

She spent 10 minutes playing some sort of virtual seesaw, timing the flow from each orifice just right.
There was apparently no spilling whatsoever in the end. A majestic feat.

Edit: tipooz.

Edited by JoeBlade at 20:33:58 23-04-2020

Deleted user 23 April 2020 21:43:44

MrAGSystems wrote:
If you even need to projectile vomit and poop at the same time, always get close to the toilet and then you can aim the vomit.

I think you missed 'completely pished' part. I'm pretty sure her logical reasoning capabilities were limited at the time

Psychotext 23 Apr 2020 23:01:02 70,652 posts
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I should have posted but I forgot this thread existed.

Went to Mexico at the beginning of March and ended up shitting liquid for three weeks. I did not enjoy the experience.

Having a proper shit once I'd recovered was proper cathartic. lol

mrpon 23 Apr 2020 23:24:39 37,366 posts
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Psycho loves his anus stretched.

Psychotext 24 Apr 2020 00:11:29 70,652 posts
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Honestly, by comparison? Yes.

fontgeeksogood 24 Apr 2020 04:42:38 12,913 posts
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I've been restricting the carbs for a few weeks now so I've been birthing cruise liner anchor links

BillMurray 24 Apr 2020 07:51:10 9,736 posts
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Mine have been monsters lately, so much so that I try and only use the work bogs because they can withstand anything. There's only ever one person using the office at a time so I can fart my brains out in peace too.

greg_wha 24 Apr 2020 08:03:21 1,392 posts
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Really wet and softy here, talking finger paper breech and getting it under your nails.

challenge_hanukkah 24 Apr 2020 08:04:54 14,394 posts
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I had to really, really fight the urge to order a kebab for second tea last night.

I'm not drinking much more during lockdown, but I'm certainly eating for three and my bowel emissions are telling.

mrpon 24 Apr 2020 08:58:50 37,366 posts
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Psychotext wrote:
Honestly, by comparison? Yes.

Godofporn 26 Apr 2020 09:45:15 6,915 posts
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Anyone making Sunday roast today?

Deleted user 30 April 2020 21:27:37

Strange. I've been spray painting the bowl for weeks for no apparent reason and suddenly - the past 5 days or so - it has been all massive, firm tree trunks. No change in diet or anything, it just happened.
My anus doesn't understand what's happening anymore.

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