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2016 UEFA European Football Championship - France • Page 2
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Look at all those fools busy texting. Wait 'til the game starts! Loads of time to spend on texting then. -
Nemesis 20,312 posts
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Registered 20 years ago/settles in. -
Why the fuck have I sat down to watch England on ITV? It's such an obviously stupid thing to do, yet I'm doing it.
It's like an alternative Hitchhikers. You know the bit where they bump into Marvin and find he's been parking cars for the past 4 million years or something?
"Hey! Marv! Where've you been mannn!??"
"I've been very depressed."
"Ha ha! Yeah! Well we know that, but what have you actually been doing, crazy tin guy?!"
"I've been repeats of England games for the past 4 million years."
"uhhhh...."
"but only the games shown on ITV"
"..ohhhhh...."
"and only the ones where Clive and Andy are commentating."
"Oooookaaayyy. Right! Nice catching up with you Marv, but we gotta dash! Byyyyeeee!"
". . . the nil-nil results were the best." -
I'm off for some tea. You can go and make tea and find the biscuits and maybe even have a piss or a shit, safe in the knowledge that no goals will have been scored by England.
Certainly not before the game has started anyway, but you know I'm right anyway. -
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO KNEEEEE -
No booing???
NO BOOING??!!!!! -
Nemesis 20,312 posts
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Registered 20 years agoI'm right put of biscuits, but I think a cuppa is a great idea. -
You know what this means - England will go and fucking win!! -
Armoured_Bear 31,233 posts
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Registered 10 years agoHopp Schwiiz!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
Nemesis wrote:
You haven't been on a weekend biscuit bender have you? I've got no biscuits at all. Have to settle for a fucking cracker or something. :-/
I'm right put of biscuits, but I think a cuppa is a great idea. -
thedaveeyres 13,925 posts
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Registered 15 years agoCome on... Welbeck to score and bring further anguish and heartbreak to half of Manchester. -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoDespite backing us to win, I have a horrible feeling about this.... -
Trowel 24,512 posts
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Registered 18 years agoHoooof... -
Kick-off! NOW it's time to put the kettle on, etc \o/ -
Dougs wrote:
There was no anthem-booing. The football pixies will look kindly upon this and permit a goal or two.
Despite backing us to win, I have a horrible feeling about this.... -
Anyway. Tea.
Wish I had biscuits. -
Nemesis 20,312 posts
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Registered 20 years agoI generally have a stash of •something•. You know, packet of sweets, bit of fudge, but I'm right out. This cuppa is going to be disappointingly singular. -
Armoured_Bear 31,233 posts
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Registered 10 years agoThugs!!! -
So. Let's get to the real point of this evening, which is crocking Liverpool players. How Liverpool players are available tonight for an unnecessary injury? -
Nemesis wrote:
Same here. Not a fucking thing. Well, maybe some of those chocolate covered stick-things, but they're of no substance whatsoever. This is tough.
I generally have a stash of •something•. You know, packet of sweets, bit of fudge, but I'm right out. This cuppa is going to be disappointingly singular. -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years agoJack holding, not his position at all. Square Pegs, round holes again -
Nemesis 20,312 posts
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Registered 20 years agoHold the fucking 'phone; I've got a packet of maltesers in my bag.
Balance restored. -
Trowel 24,512 posts
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Registered 18 years agoDougs wrote:
Not to mention the 3rd choice club centre back playing at right back.
Jack holding, not his position at all. Square Pegs, round holes again -
HarryPalmer 6,357 posts
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Registered 15 years agoYeah, Jack is not a holding midfielder. Welbeck looks decent, quick. Delph really is thick. -
Oh god. Maltesers. Gonna have to rustle in the cupboards again. -
Trowel 24,512 posts
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Registered 18 years agoTouch Wayne... -
Dougs 100,414 posts
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Registered 18 years ago2 great balls there
Edited by Dougs at 19:56:28 08-09-2014 -
Trowel wrote:
If there're no Liverpool players to be injured, Wellshite will have to do.
Dougs wrote:
Not to mention the 3rd choice club centre back playing at right back.
Jack holding, not his position at all. Square Pegs, round holes again
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