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  • DFawkes 8 Sep 2017 17:27:17 32,785 posts
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    She had been Holly (I think named Hillie but my memory is hazy) before in an alternate universe where everyone's sex was mirrored. They probably liked her in that episode and asked her if she wanted to come back.
  • challenge_hanukkah 8 Sep 2017 18:05:33 14,394 posts
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    DFawkes wrote:
    She had been Holly (I think named Hillie but my memory is hazy) before in an alternate universe where everyone's sex was mirrored. They probably liked her in that episode and asked her if she wanted to come back.
    Don't be so ridiculous with your completely plausible and likely explanation.

    It's obviously forced diversity and a clear indicator of cultural marxism at work.
  • Sponz 8 Sep 2017 18:49:35 702 posts
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    You call yourselves Red Dwarf fans and have to look that up on the internet??!

    Same episode as when Male Lister gets knocked up by female Lister.
  • Sponz 8 Sep 2017 18:56:32 702 posts
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    Yes, yes, go and watch it again. There'll be an exam afterwards. :D

    Worst (or funniest) Rimmer for me is the one from Series 5' "Angels & Demons"
  • quadfather 8 Sep 2017 19:19:01 39,069 posts
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    bad09 wrote:
    I probably will do a re-watch before October just to get in the mood.

    Worst (or funniest) Rimmer for me is the one from Series 5' "Angels & Demons"
    :lol:

    That is a particularly good scene.

    Though my personal favourite for Rimmer is when he gets pissed and the next day Lister asks him the time.

    Rimmer - "Tuesday"

    Lister - "Is that the best you can do?"

    Rimmer - "there are some figures next to it but they could be anything"
  • quadfather 8 Sep 2017 19:19:33 39,069 posts
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    Sponz wrote:
    Yes, yes, go and watch it again. There'll be an exam afterwards. :D

    Worst (or funniest) Rimmer for me is the one from Series 5' "Angels & Demons"
    I will help you score him ;)
  • quadfather 8 Sep 2017 19:21:58 39,069 posts
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    Holly also, is excellent. Not taking anything anyway from Norman who is also excellent but Hattie has some good lines

    Rimmer "what year is it?"

    Holly "I'd need more information to answer that"

    Rimmer "like what?"

    Holly "well, this year's calendar'd be handy"
  • quadfather 8 Sep 2017 19:23:07 39,069 posts
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    Aaaaaannd now I want to watch red dwarf.

    Gotta be the inquisitor first
  • quadfather 8 Sep 2017 19:53:55 39,069 posts
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    Furtive_Pygmy wrote:
    I always meant to make one of those triple fried egg butties with chilli sauce and chutney, never got round to it.
    I did this :)

    They are pretty fucking good.

    The bread doesn't dissolve either. But the chilli chutney kicks a bit
  • quadfather 8 Sep 2017 19:59:49 39,069 posts
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    DanB24 wrote:
    "It's a state of the art sandwich!"

    "It's the state of the floor I'm worried about..."
    +1
  • richarddavies 8 Sep 2017 20:36:06 8,312 posts
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    Rimmer: [discussing his last exam] Last time I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins.
    Lister: You what? You walked in there, wrote "I am a fish" four hundred times, did a funny little dance and fainted!
    Rimmer: That's a total lie.
    Lister: No, it's not. Peterson told me.
    Rimmer: "No, it's not. Peterson told me." Lister, if you must know, I submitted a discourse on porous circuitry that was too... radical, too unconventional, too mould-breaking for the examiners to accept.
    Lister: Yeah. You said you were a fish!
  • quadfather 8 Sep 2017 20:39:29 39,069 posts
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    Furtive_Pygmy wrote:
    quadfather wrote:
    Furtive_Pygmy wrote:
    I always meant to make one of those triple fried egg butties with chilli sauce and chutney, never got round to it.
    I did this :)

    They are pretty fucking good.

    The bread doesn't dissolve either. But the chilli chutney kicks a bit
    Question is, is it triple bread or triple egg, or both?
    This is where I got confused because you only have 3 slices of bread. So I put the chilli chutney on the bottom bread, then an egg, and then the middle bread and at that point I was like, "hang on..." So I just lobbed the other two eggs on top of the second bit of bread.

    Either way, it kicks your arse and I totally recommend it :)
  • quadfather 8 Sep 2017 20:40:06 39,069 posts
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    richarddavies wrote:
    Rimmer: [discussing his last exam] Last time I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins.
    Lister: You what? You walked in there, wrote "I am a fish" four hundred times, did a funny little dance and fainted!
    Rimmer: That's a total lie.
    Lister: No, it's not. Peterson told me.
    Rimmer: "No, it's not. Peterson told me." Lister, if you must know, I submitted a discourse on porous circuitry that was too... radical, too unconventional, too mould-breaking for the examiners to accept.
    Lister: Yeah. You said you were a fish!
    "Wait! The sausages are done!"
  • quadfather 8 Sep 2017 20:51:44 39,069 posts
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    Furtive_Pygmy wrote:
    @quadfather

    Glol, that's what confused me, figured I'd just pile 3 eggs on there somehow.
    I was massively pissed up when I did it and I stood there for ages thinking "where the fuck does this egg go?" Then just shrugged and lobbed it in
  • quadfather 8 Sep 2017 20:52:08 39,069 posts
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    Furtive_Pygmy wrote:
    Fucking hell I love Red Dwarf, I need to watch it again now too.

    I'll kick off with Back to Reality I think.
    The Inquisitor!
  • quadfather 9 Sep 2017 12:00:19 39,069 posts
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    "you what? I'm jiggered man" glol
  • chrisp 5 Oct 2017 20:41:35 1,164 posts
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    New series starts next Thursday on Dave.

    Episode 1 "Cured" is available to watch online now. I rather enjoyed it.

    Edited by chrisp at 20:41:52 05-10-2017
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