| She had been Holly (I think named Hillie but my memory is hazy) before in an alternate universe where everyone's sex was mirrored. They probably liked her in that episode and asked her if she wanted to come back. |
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DFawkes 32,785 posts
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challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years agoDFawkes wrote:
Don't be so ridiculous with your completely plausible and likely explanation.
She had been Holly (I think named Hillie but my memory is hazy) before in an alternate universe where everyone's sex was mirrored. They probably liked her in that episode and asked her if she wanted to come back.
It's obviously forced diversity and a clear indicator of cultural marxism at work. -
Sponz 702 posts
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Registered 17 years agoYou call yourselves Red Dwarf fans and have to look that up on the internet??!
Same episode as when Male Lister gets knocked up by female Lister. -
Sponz 702 posts
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Registered 17 years agoYes, yes, go and watch it again. There'll be an exam afterwards. 
Worst (or funniest) Rimmer for me is the one from Series 5' "Angels & Demons" -
quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agobad09 wrote:
That is a particularly good scene.
I probably will do a re-watch before October just to get in the mood.
Worst (or funniest) Rimmer for me is the one from Series 5' "Angels & Demons"


Though my personal favourite for Rimmer is when he gets pissed and the next day Lister asks him the time.
Rimmer - "Tuesday"
Lister - "Is that the best you can do?"
Rimmer - "there are some figures next to it but they could be anything" -
quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoSponz wrote:
I will help you score him
Yes, yes, go and watch it again. There'll be an exam afterwards.
Worst (or funniest) Rimmer for me is the one from Series 5' "Angels & Demons"
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quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoHolly also, is excellent. Not taking anything anyway from Norman who is also excellent but Hattie has some good lines
Rimmer "what year is it?"
Holly "I'd need more information to answer that"
Rimmer "like what?"
Holly "well, this year's calendar'd be handy" -
quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoAaaaaannd now I want to watch red dwarf.
Gotta be the inquisitor first -
quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoFurtive_Pygmy wrote:
I did this
I always meant to make one of those triple fried egg butties with chilli sauce and chutney, never got round to it..gif)
They are pretty fucking good.
The bread doesn't dissolve either. But the chilli chutney kicks a bit -
quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoDanB24 wrote:
+1
"It's a state of the art sandwich!"
"It's the state of the floor I'm worried about..." -
richarddavies 8,312 posts
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Registered 13 years agoRimmer: [discussing his last exam] Last time I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins.
Lister: You what? You walked in there, wrote "I am a fish" four hundred times, did a funny little dance and fainted!
Rimmer: That's a total lie.
Lister: No, it's not. Peterson told me.
Rimmer: "No, it's not. Peterson told me." Lister, if you must know, I submitted a discourse on porous circuitry that was too... radical, too unconventional, too mould-breaking for the examiners to accept.
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quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoFurtive_Pygmy wrote:
This is where I got confused because you only have 3 slices of bread. So I put the chilli chutney on the bottom bread, then an egg, and then the middle bread and at that point I was like, "hang on..." So I just lobbed the other two eggs on top of the second bit of bread.
quadfather wrote:
Question is, is it triple bread or triple egg, or both?
Furtive_Pygmy wrote:
I did this
I always meant to make one of those triple fried egg butties with chilli sauce and chutney, never got round to it..gif)
They are pretty fucking good.
The bread doesn't dissolve either. But the chilli chutney kicks a bit
Either way, it kicks your arse and I totally recommend it
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quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoricharddavies wrote:
"Wait! The sausages are done!"
Rimmer: [discussing his last exam] Last time I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins.
Lister: You what? You walked in there, wrote "I am a fish" four hundred times, did a funny little dance and fainted!
Rimmer: That's a total lie.
Lister: No, it's not. Peterson told me.
Rimmer: "No, it's not. Peterson told me." Lister, if you must know, I submitted a discourse on porous circuitry that was too... radical, too unconventional, too mould-breaking for the examiners to accept.
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quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoFurtive_Pygmy wrote:
I was massively pissed up when I did it and I stood there for ages thinking "where the fuck does this egg go?" Then just shrugged and lobbed it in
@quadfather
Glol, that's what confused me, figured I'd just pile 3 eggs on there somehow. -
quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years agoFurtive_Pygmy wrote:
The Inquisitor!
Fucking hell I love Red Dwarf, I need to watch it again now too.
I'll kick off with Back to Reality I think. -
quadfather 39,069 posts
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Registered 11 years ago"you what? I'm jiggered man" glol -
New series starts next Thursday on Dave.
Episode 1 "Cured" is available to watch online now. I rather enjoyed it.
Edited by chrisp at 20:41:52 05-10-2017
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