ZyroXZ2 wrote:That's why books are shit. |
Hello everyone! • Page 2
-
-
ZyroXZ2 wrote:
Erm... what?
Dirtbox wrote:
Says the guy talking about rape...
Fuck me, you'd better not have fucking aspergers. -
TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
Seen 3 years ago
Registered 8 years agoIts better to make a quiet entrance I think OP.
I just lubed up and slid myself in, and only a good 70% of the forum fiercely detest me.
If you show any kind of decency to a fellow now known as Armoured_Bear, whose crimes I can't really attest to, you will be beaten, slashed and dipped in salt. -
BillMurray 9,736 posts
Seen 3 days ago
Registered 13 years agoNot a brilliant start. As it's been said you need to slowly slide in. Too fast and it'll be over too quickly and you'll just make a mess. -
Youthist 14,723 posts
Seen 16 hours ago
Registered 16 years agoHi user zygozx2! Per forum protocol, all new forum users get asked for their top 3 lists across a group of areas. I keep a spreadsheet, and on New Year's Day each year I post the master lists for all regulars so we can see what the top 3 are for the entire forum!
Please let us know your top 3:
A. Games
B. Films
C. Tv series
D. Actors
E. Actresses
Also please include a brief comment on why as appropriate, it all helps!
Cheers!
Edited by Youthist at 13:50:36 01-03-2014 -
Oh gosh yes. Wouldn't it be better for him to start a separate thread for each list? I think so. -
Tryhard 12,014 posts
Seen 4 years ago
Registered 11 years ago@ZyroXZ2 Most welcome,please put a jar of pickles on the 2nd self in front of you.Twist around two times while holding your genitalia.
Singing "Never going to give you up."
And all should be fine. -
So, any special interests or hobbies Zyro? Do you perhaps defecate on living room furniture when drunk? Do you accidentally twist off your testicles out of sheer boredom on occasion? Do you have any uses for curtains other than keeping light out? Do you possibly like wearing hats on your lower back?
Nothing to fret over, just standard compulsory questions for a new EG forumite. -
Dirtbox 92,595 posts
Seen 17 hours ago
Registered 19 years ago -
Trafford 9,358 posts
Seen 18 hours ago
Registered 14 years agoYeah my post was a rough as fuck, first thing in the morning job. -
beastmaster 22,373 posts
Seen 3 days ago
Registered 17 years agoFeel the love! -
FartPipe 5,307 posts
Seen 5 years ago
Registered 9 years agostryker1121 wrote:
No it isn't, it wipes out whole threads of its creators of whom you are ignoring.
The ignore button is your friend, OP. -
ZyroXZ2 wrote:
Yes, but only ugly ones, like Bull Terriers.
DrStrangelove wrote:
I thought Sony kills dogs O_O
ZyroXZ2 wrote:
No. EG rule no.1: Sony rules and is the saviour of mankind. And doesn't kill kittens like MS does.
As a Nintendo/PC gamer, will I be alright here? lol
And in fact, Sony is the saviour of mankind.
*runs and hides* -
Youthist wrote:
Could you remind me what I picked there? I must have been drunk.
Hi user zygozx2! Per forum protocol, all new forum users get asked for their top 3 lists across a group of areas. I keep a spreadsheet, and on New Year's Day each year I post the master lists for all regulars so we can see what the top 3 are for the entire forum!
Please let us know your top 3:
A. Games
B. Films
C. Tv series
D. Actors
E. Actresses
Also please include a brief comment on why as appropriate, it all helps!
Cheers! -
Youthist 14,723 posts
Seen 16 hours ago
Registered 16 years agoYou told me to fuck off, iirc -
ZyroXZ2 70 posts
Seen 6 years ago
Registered 8 years agoMr-Brett wrote:
Ya know, when Dirtmouth talked about tough love becoming brutal rape... LOLOLOLOL [inserts 100 smileys]
ZyroXZ2 wrote:
Erm... what?
Dirtbox wrote:
Says the guy talking about rape...
Fuck me, you'd better not have fucking aspergers.
Am I doing it right? -
ZyroXZ2 70 posts
Seen 6 years ago
Registered 8 years agoSlide in gently with lube? If I could slide in gently, why would I need lube?
And to be honest, asking me what I like to do in my free time is kind of answered by my channel, lol
Top 3 Games (oh you KNOW I'm going to pick 3 Nintendo ones, because it'll definitely bunch up someone's panties)
1. LoZ: Ocarina of Time
2. Mario Kart (any of them, really looking forward to Mario Kart 8)
3. Skyward Sword and/or SM3DW (both on equal ground for 3rd place)
Top 3 Films
1. District 9
2. Elysium
3. Neill Blomkamp's next movie
Top 3 TV Series
1. Fringe
2. Castle
3. American Dad
Top 3 Actors/Actresses
1. Megan Fox
2. Megan Fox
3. Stana Katic -
ZyroXZ2 70 posts
Seen 6 years ago
Registered 8 years agoOh yea... AND CHECK OUT MY FREAKIN' WII U TALK SHOW! Quit bein' a bunch of scared pansies! -
Youthist 14,723 posts
Seen 16 hours ago
Registered 16 years agoSpreadsheet updated -
TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
Seen 3 years ago
Registered 8 years agoOh no. Pewdiepie screamer detected.
And the lube eases the sliding you nonce, what a ridiculous question.
LOL YOU NEED TO TOTALLY TONE IT DOWN BRO. Welcome though, yes, sit down. -
TheMayorOfJugs 6,489 posts
Seen 3 years ago
Registered 8 years agoI appreciate your appreciation of Skyward Sword btw.
Everyone here seems to dislike it. -
Cappy 14,393 posts
Seen 14 hours ago
Registered 16 years agoUgh... Just what this forum needs another filthy Nintendo fan. -
BartonFink 35,268 posts
Seen 1 month ago
Registered 20 years agoThey still exist? I thought the Wii U finally killed them off???? -
Hey - check out his youtube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/syrok
It's not so bad. -
BartonFink 35,268 posts
Seen 1 month ago
Registered 20 years agoBremenacht wrote:
Eh! No!!
Hey - check out his youtube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/syrok
It's not so bad.
Edited by BartonFink at 23:34:39 01-03-2014 -
Youthist wrote:
Damn, sorry. I must have been drunk
You told me to fuck off, iirc
Sometimes posts may contain links to online retail stores. If you click on one and make a purchase we may receive a small commission. For more information, go here.
