hi all newbie here Page 3

  • Trafford 18 Mar 2014 16:01:36 9,358 posts
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    Hi Juz! Don't forget to keep on posting.
  • Deleted user 18 March 2014 16:13:13
    Juz wrote:

    oh so scared of looking like a cunt....oh...too late.
    We've all been through this, it's difficult to be a forum/comments member without looking like a cunt at some point.

    Speaking for me, at least.
  • Deleted user 18 March 2014 16:27:44
    Hey dudes - thanks for all the messages...but...not really any abuse? What's wrong with me?? Is it me?

    @ Trafford - don't worry, I usually have trouble shutting the fuck up.
  • Blakester 18 Mar 2014 16:30:50 5,234 posts
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    Juz wrote:
    Hey dudes - thanks for all the messages...but...not really any abuse? What's wrong with me?? Is it me?

    @ Trafford - don't worry, I usually have trouble shutting the fuck up.
    Fuck off back to Gamecell, we don't want your kind here.
  • Deleted user 18 March 2014 16:56:40
    Blakester wrote:
    Juz wrote:
    Hey dudes - thanks for all the messages...but...not really any abuse? What's wrong with me?? Is it me?

    @ Trafford - don't worry, I usually have trouble shutting the fuck up.
    Fuck off back to Gamecell, we don't want your kind here.
    Thank you!

    Is that you, Blakey?
  • Blakester 18 Mar 2014 17:02:04 5,234 posts
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    Juz wrote:
    Blakester wrote:
    Juz wrote:
    Hey dudes - thanks for all the messages...but...not really any abuse? What's wrong with me?? Is it me?

    @ Trafford - don't worry, I usually have trouble shutting the fuck up.
    Fuck off back to Gamecell, we don't want your kind here.
    Thank you!

    Is that you, Blakey?
    Yes indeedy - been posting here on and off for years.

    The natives can be a bit restless and stay out of the movie thread if you have any love of Alien(s), Salt and or Taken.
  • Deleted user 18 March 2014 17:36:32
    Cheers for the advice.

    On the subject of football; if, say a friend of mine really REALLY hated football so therefore had no useful opinion on who was shit and who wasn't shit, would that make that person a complete cock?

    Just a friend, obviously. Just asking on their behalf. You know, just to satisfy my, I mean their curiosity.
  • FartPipe 18 Mar 2014 17:54:54 5,307 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    I'm sure Dirtbox could provide a slightly longer answer
    Why don't you eat your breakfast off of his bumhole, jeez.
  • Deleted user 18 March 2014 18:43:29
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    I'm sure Dirtbox could provide a slightly longer answer
    "Fuck off you worthless cancer-tits slut bitch"?
  • FartPipe 18 Mar 2014 18:53:47 5,307 posts
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    DrStrangelove wrote:
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    I'm sure Dirtbox could provide a slightly longer answer
    "Fuck off you worthless cancer-tits slut bitch"?
    Or this.
  • Deleted user 18 March 2014 20:16:34
    Deckard1 wrote:
    No-one gives a fuck about what you like or dislike. These hello threads are never a good idea, you're better off just posting in a few threads that interest you. If you say something shit you'll likely be attacked from a few different angles. Its how you deal with these attacks which will decide your future here. Now go. Fuck off.
    Lovely! Thank you so much for your kind words! Now I feel RIGHT at home.
  • Deleted user 18 March 2014 20:30:19
    mal wrote:
    Wow, he really did! 0 comments, 4 posts total, all of which are in this thread.

    Congrats, that's impressibe lurking!
    Overall, a better poster than spakdangled.

    Well done juz.
  • killersrquiet 18 Mar 2014 20:45:26 3,192 posts
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    Juz wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    No-one gives a fuck about what you like or dislike. These hello threads are never a good idea, you're better off just posting in a few threads that interest you. If you say something shit you'll likely be attacked from a few different angles. Its how you deal with these attacks which will decide your future here. Now go. Fuck off.
    Lovely! Thank you so much for your kind words! Now I feel RIGHT at home.
    Juz meet Deckard1 . telling you to fuck off then how to respond to said fuck-offery.

    ingenious

    Edited by killersrquiet at 14:30:01 19-03-2014
  • Deleted user 18 March 2014 22:43:11
    Yeah, I guess I could tell him how much I love Blade Runner in a vain attempt to garner his approval, but that could just come across as trying to virtually kiss the arse of a complete fucking stranger on a videogame forum....which, to the outside world may actually resemble one nerd trying to ingratiate themselves with a another nerd who's been hanging round a nerd-pot for longer than the....ahh fuck it, *I* knew what I was trying to say when I started this fucking reply.
  • Tryhard 18 Mar 2014 23:10:58 12,014 posts
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    You have now exceeded your one post a year quota.See you in 2017.
  • beastmaster 18 Mar 2014 23:22:46 22,373 posts
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    Juz wrote:
    Yeah, I guess I could tell him how much I love Blade Runner in a vain attempt to garner his approval, but that could just come across as trying to virtually kiss the arse of a complete fucking stranger on a videogame forum....which, to the outside world may actually resemble one nerd trying to ingratiate themselves with a another nerd who's been hanging round a nerd-pot for longer than the....ahh fuck it, *I* knew what I was trying to say when I started this fucking reply.
    I've been here longer than you?
  • Stan546 18 Mar 2014 23:49:58 1,343 posts
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    beastmaster wrote:
    Juz wrote:
    Yeah, I guess I could tell him how much I love Blade Runner in a vain attempt to garner his approval, but that could just come across as trying to virtually kiss the arse of a complete fucking stranger on a videogame forum....which, to the outside world may actually resemble one nerd trying to ingratiate themselves with a another nerd who's been hanging round a nerd-pot for longer than the....ahh fuck it, *I* knew what I was trying to say when I started this fucking reply.
    I've been here longer than you?
    But have I been here longer then you lurking?
  • Youthist 19 Mar 2014 00:11:10 14,723 posts
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    Actually the advice Deckard was giving was correct and he was helping you out.

    You can choose not to take that advice of course. Either way, it is absolutely true no one gives a fuck about what you like or dislike, and these threads are imbecilic.
  • sport 19 Mar 2014 08:23:52 17,064 posts
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    Here's some genuine advice for any noobies.

    It's all about familiarity. Just post in the relevant threads that interest you like Deck said - no introduction or "Hi, I'm new here guyz!".

    Over time, your nick becomes recognizable and you become a regular. Even though it's the Internet, it's just like any other form of social interaction - you don't rush up to a bunch of strangers and start being all buddy, buddy.
  • Ziz0u 19 Mar 2014 08:37:16 11,006 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Here's some genuine advice for any noobies.

    It's all about familiarity. Just post in the relevant threads that interest you like Deck said - no introduction or "Hi, I'm new here guyz!".

    Over time, your nick becomes recognizable and you become a regular. Even though it's the Internet, it's just like any other form of social interaction - you don't rush up to a bunch of strangers and start being all buddy, buddy.
    AWTFAY?
  • sport 19 Mar 2014 08:59:43 17,064 posts
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    Ek is die gom wat ons vas hou.
  • Deleted user 19 March 2014 09:20:44
    OK - think I know how a forum works...
  • sport 19 Mar 2014 09:23:27 17,064 posts
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    This isn't a forum though, it's a family.
  • spindle9988 19 Mar 2014 09:23:32 5,222 posts
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    What actually happened to the OP? Juz has taken all the attention.
  • Deleted user 19 March 2014 09:26:30
    spindle9988 wrote:
    What actually happened to the OP? Juz has taken all the attention.
    That's very true, and awfully selfish of me - apologies to muzza_masha.
  • sport 19 Mar 2014 09:28:34 17,064 posts
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    spindle9988 wrote:
    What actually happened to the OP? Juz has taken all the attention.
    Classic Juz!
  • Youthist 19 Mar 2014 10:19:48 14,723 posts
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    Juz wrote:
    OK - think I know how a forum works...
    Yeah? Slagging off a regular that was giving you some advice? I see...
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