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Like a giant bowl of egg drop soup. There was a club in Ipswich I once went to with a hot tub, Cartouche maybe? |
Top tip -- always say 'NO' to a gang bang. • Page 4
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elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 14 years agoDefinitely not having poached eggs for a while now. I can't look at them in the same way now. -
MrTomFTW wrote:
nickthegun wrote:
All that semen in the water, it'd look like a snow globe.
Zomoniac wrote:
Im a little bit OCD/phobic when it comes to germs and whatnot, so the thought of a hot tub at a sex party is genuinely one of my worst nightmares.
It's in Bury. They have a nice hot tub.
A tepid sex bath..*shudder*..
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beastmaster 22,373 posts
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Registered 17 years agoMr_Sleep wrote:
"Okay, who farted?"
MrTomFTW wrote:
nickthegun wrote:
All that semen in the water, it'd look like a snow globe.
Zomoniac wrote:
Im a little bit OCD/phobic when it comes to germs and whatnot, so the thought of a hot tub at a sex party is genuinely one of my worst nightmares.
It's in Bury. They have a nice hot tub.
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CharlieStCloud wrote:
What type of milk are we talking about?
Okay, I haven't been on here for quite a while.
... and that's because I have been TRAUMATISED over an event, a moment and a situation I thought I'd never find myself in.
I had been seeing an exceptionally pretty lady since the beginning of February and we seem to be made for each other except our preference on Earl Grey (and you most certainly don't put milk in first).
We went to a particularly plush country mansion that was not far from the Norfolk Broads in which we were the tenth and final guests; I did not know anyone, but she knew them all. I was the youngest by a bit and they were all rather pleasant (and good looking) folks.
After a lovely dinner and a couple of drinks we all went to the living room and crowded around the fireplace whereby I sat on the so-called Grandad chair. It was comfortable and I was enjoying the company.
Um, so ... the next hour or so was the entire opposite of the word 'comfortable'.
The guy who was furthest away from me started kissing his partner. Nothing unusual about that, right? The guy who was furthest way from me started caressing her in open view. Nothing unusual about that, right? The guy who was furthest way from me started to put his hands down her skirt and rubbing pretty intensely. In front of us.
NOTHING UNUSUAL ABOUT THAT, RIGHT?
Then it just kind of happened, albeit very gradually, like everyone was taking their turns to watch and pursue the sexual motions. I was as stiff as a wooden plank, as in not believing what was going on right in front of me and was unable to move or utter a word other than the occasional glance at the lady I was with.
And there goes the question:
'Would you like to join us?'
She was asking ME this? Are you quite mad? What on Earth has gone to your head? Where do these people come from? Why is this happening like it is a formal and of a normality sequence of events?
In other words, I didn't say 'NO'.
It was surreal. I didn't like it, yet there was something very invasive about doing the deed with other peoples partners to the point that it felt ... fine. I most certainly didn't enjoy looking at the lady I was with going inside the other men and I most certainly did NOT LIKE THE MEN TOUCHING MY WILLY!
The car journey home was as awkward as one could imagine. I wanted to say, 'does this happen a lot?' and 'why did you put me in that position with nary a word let alone a hint of sorts?'.
We don't see each other anymore.
The only words of comfort I can give you fine folks is that if you're in the situation I was in, no matter how attractive the people are, please, for the love of all things good, say 'no'.
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Psychotext wrote:
/dons night vision glasses
I bet there's some poor swingers on another forum complaining how some prude ruined their orgy by crying in the corner as they were banging his missus -
smugla 2,303 posts
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CharlieStCloud 5,812 posts
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Registered 11 years agoIt is funny how a few of you brought up Bury St Edmunds, seeing as I was born there.
... I live in Woodbridge though.
There is a few folks who are pointing towards me saying 'liar'.
I know it's too easy to fib online, but I cannot stress how 100% serious I am about what had happened and knowing how long it took me to accept the deed I wrongly pursued.
Mr. Dirtbox (possibly) doesn't understand how it is to have feelings for a woman therefore to drop down on your knees in that given situation. I made a mess of things.
I have to say that whilst my eyebrows formed a frown-like motion at those words, I did however chuckled at the Wicker Man reference a little further down the page.
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DUFFMAN5 26,890 posts
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Registered 17 years agoTarickStonefire wrote:
..at last thank you
DUFFMAN5 wrote:
Don't use the same noises as them!
Don't rub your fanny on me
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Registered 17 years ago@CharlieStCloud - This is actually an amazing sad tale. I'm amazed she didn't tell you what was going to happen during your weekend away - did she seriously think you'd be cool with it? Enjoy it? Such a shame that a promising relationship gets totally destroyed by something like this.
And I think I can see why you went along with it in the spur of the moment - your alternative would be to decline, return to your room alone and spend the rest of the evening imagining your missus being screwed by a bunch of guys. At least you got to see if it was something for you...
And I have to ask...
I most certainly didn't enjoy looking at the lady I was with going inside the other men
This is a typo - right? Surely you mean other men inside your lady.... right?
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DUFFMAN5 26,890 posts
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Registered 17 years agoIs charlie, Raven ? -
beastmaster 22,373 posts
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Registered 17 years ago"So, do you come here often?".
Got to admit, that is a pretty bonkers story. It those people were not adverse to it then they've obviously done it before.
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beastmaster wrote:
That username... that comment... are you speaking from experience, perchance?
Just be thankful they didn't start pulling animals out of sacks! -
iancognito 2,476 posts
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Registered 14 years agoWere there any subtle hints leading up to it - a 'hypothetical' conversation perhaps - or was there absolutely no indication at all? -
beastmaster 22,373 posts
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Registered 17 years agolucky_jim wrote:
I was wondering if someone would bring that up. No, my username has nothing to do with a y kind of deviant sexual preference.
beastmaster wrote:
That username... that comment... are you speaking from experience, perchance?
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DUFFMAN5 26,890 posts
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Registered 17 years agoiancognito wrote:
"do you like me sex-wise"
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Rusty_M 7,172 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI think it's pretty bad she just sprung it on you like that. Each to their own in terms of sexual preference, but I think it'd have been better to introduce the idea to you more gently rather than just to rip you out of your comfort zone like that.
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iancognito 2,476 posts
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Registered 14 years agoIt might have just been flirting in that rather smutty way that middle-aged divorcees do. -
mrpon 37,366 posts
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Registered 15 years agobeastmaster wrote:
/pointing to the clunge
"So, do you come here often?".
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Frogofdoom 17,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agoSounds like we were at the same do charlie. Well I say that I was watching the webcast. -
sport 17,064 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThis is classic cuckold territory. -
CharlieStCloud wrote:
I'm in Ipswich - blimey - was it Seckford Hall?
It is funny how a few of you brought up Bury St Edmunds, seeing as I was born there.
... I live in Woodbridge though.
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