The Apprentice Page 36

  • The-Bodybuilder 14 Dec 2018 21:46:06 17,537 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Bukkake Nut Milk
    :lol:
  • The-Bodybuilder 14 Dec 2018 21:52:12 17,537 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    Nutmilk will be one, not sure on the other
    It was always going to be those 2 from the start.
    I think if Sabrina had a genuine business of scale, she would've got to the final.

    All the businesses are rather weak, in truth, but those 2 have the most market growth potential, and are both self-fulfilling as they're largely dependent on brand-awareness, which they get by being on the show.

    In truth, both businesses would see growth after the show regardless, just from the PR coverage.

    All the others, bar Daniel's, lack scale. Daniel's one was (apart from being untrustworthy), if he maintains his business as an "energy supplement", he gets utterly destroyed by the existing competition. If he truly tries to go down with his original claims, then he's gonna need a lot more than £250k to deal with the huge amount of regulations he would have to overcome.
  • The-Bodybuilder 14 Dec 2018 21:54:38 17,537 posts
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    AboutHalfaStevas wrote:
    I think:

    A million?
    I'll have to review that.
    Review it right now?

    (Some time later)

    There's a high likelihood I wrote that.
    A percentage?
    90 percent chance I wrote it.

    (Some time later)

    You wrote it didn't you.
    I did, I wrote it.

    Is now my favourite thing that's ever happened on TV.
    This is now my second Apprentice moment after that season where that guy went in with boat images for his business plan and Claude sends him off in seconds.
  • The-Bodybuilder 14 Dec 2018 21:59:17 17,537 posts
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    RawShark wrote:
    Some of these business plans are just incredible. I mean... a hangover cure? They knew that was his business plan and they let him get all the way into the semi final with that, while the one person who had a successful business up and running got fired a few weeks ago because they reckoned she didn't need the help.

    Sir Alan's only interested in shit ideas folks. I'm signing up for next year with an idea for making energy bars out of my own hair.
    Never forget that this is first and foremost, for entertainment.

    He was selected because he would be a compelling character for tv. And they were right.
  • Jono62 14 Dec 2018 22:02:41 21,830 posts
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    The-Bodybuilder wrote:
    AboutHalfaStevas wrote:
    I think:

    A million?
    I'll have to review that.
    Review it right now?

    (Some time later)

    There's a high likelihood I wrote that.
    A percentage?
    90 percent chance I wrote it.

    (Some time later)

    You wrote it didn't you.
    I did, I wrote it.

    Is now my favourite thing that's ever happened on TV.
    This is now my second Apprentice moment after that season where that guy went in with boat images for his business plan and Claude sends him off in seconds.
    That was awesome :D

    https://youtu.be/7_9IlYOgSLQ
  • Deleted user 14 December 2018 22:07:51
    I loved the paart where Claude refused the handshake. Top burn.
  • fontgeeksogood 14 Dec 2018 22:19:05 4,941 posts
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    @Jono62 the compliment sandwich
  • yegon 14 Dec 2018 22:21:48 6,331 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    The-Bodybuilder wrote:
    AboutHalfaStevas wrote:
    I think:

    A million?
    I'll have to review that.
    Review it right now?

    (Some time later)

    There's a high likelihood I wrote that.
    A percentage?
    90 percent chance I wrote it.

    (Some time later)

    You wrote it didn't you.
    I did, I wrote it.

    Is now my favourite thing that's ever happened on TV.
    This is now my second Apprentice moment after that season where that guy went in with boat images for his business plan and Claude sends him off in seconds.
    That was awesome :D

    https://youtu.be/7_9IlYOgSLQ


    Hahaha, forgot all about that, classic.
  • The-Bodybuilder 15 Dec 2018 17:08:48 17,537 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    The-Bodybuilder wrote:
    AboutHalfaStevas wrote:
    I think:

    A million?
    I'll have to review that.
    Review it right now?

    (Some time later)

    There's a high likelihood I wrote that.
    A percentage?
    90 percent chance I wrote it.

    (Some time later)

    You wrote it didn't you.
    I did, I wrote it.

    Is now my favourite thing that's ever happened on TV.
    This is now my second Apprentice moment after that season where that guy went in with boat images for his business plan and Claude sends him off in seconds.
    That was awesome :D

    https://youtu.be/7_9IlYOgSLQ
    It's hilarious because you could truly sense Claude's reaction was genuine. He was seething. :D
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 15 Dec 2018 21:59:17 9,426 posts
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    Oh man so much anger
  • JamboWayOh 15 Dec 2018 22:09:39 11,744 posts
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    PICTURES OF BOATS!!!!
  • X201 16 Dec 2018 20:50:46 18,946 posts
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    Reminder, the final is on tonight
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Dec 2018 21:08:31 4,941 posts
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    But first, some bollocks award and pish music for people without ears
  • Fab4 16 Dec 2018 21:10:18 8,797 posts
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    Sir Alan should just hire Geraint Thomas.
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Dec 2018 21:13:50 4,941 posts
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    I reckon Suge Shite ought to change his mind and hire my square haired boy even though he's not in the final
  • freddymercurystwin 16 Dec 2018 21:15:58 1,602 posts
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    Oh FFS! Two fucking hours! Since when did it become so drawn out?

    Edited by freddymercurystwin at 21:16:40 16-12-2018
  • THFourteen 16 Dec 2018 21:17:30 51,132 posts
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    freddymercurystwin wrote:
    Oh FFS! Two fucking hours! Since when did it become so drawn out?
    Surely youíve been fired can be watched another day.
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Dec 2018 21:17:57 4,941 posts
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    The second hour is just bullshit with Rhod Ghilbhert
  • Fab4 16 Dec 2018 21:21:50 8,797 posts
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    Cheeky, not sexy. Guess which it will end up.
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Dec 2018 21:24:01 4,941 posts
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    I.... I think I'm not bawdy enough to compete with the MyMylk marketing team
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Dec 2018 21:26:32 4,941 posts
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    Nut milk lady appears to have dressed for business. And that business is hanging around looking for punters in the Wynn in Vegas
  • elstoof 16 Dec 2018 21:31:07 22,600 posts
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    Looks like square hair can put his jacket on properly again
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Dec 2018 21:32:38 4,941 posts
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    He's getting his teeth sorted too
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Dec 2018 21:34:05 4,941 posts
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    Why are the Nyt Mylk team giving themselves dirty sanchez in their ad
  • elstoof 16 Dec 2018 21:34:21 22,600 posts
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    Wipe your nuts indeed, Iím getting a thirst on now
  • Fab4 16 Dec 2018 21:34:35 8,797 posts
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    That was one of John Wayne's alternative lines..."Wipe your nuts, and drink your milk".
  • freddymercurystwin 16 Dec 2018 21:34:57 1,602 posts
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    How can they not already have a name/logo? This episode is a fucking farce, what a bunch of wankers in this series.
  • freddymercurystwin 16 Dec 2018 21:36:25 1,602 posts
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    Milk nuts? Really?
  • fontgeeksogood 16 Dec 2018 21:36:31 4,941 posts
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    The penny is dropping on everyone "Oh fuck - Daniel is just a thick chancer...."
  • X201 16 Dec 2018 21:38:35 18,946 posts
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    Fellini is in town again
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