The Apprentice Page 39

  • Frogofdoom 2 Oct 2019 21:28:38 14,847 posts
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    I worked in the best wine bar in the uk.

    The interviews will uncover she worked in wetherspoons.
  • Fab4 2 Oct 2019 21:29:10 8,865 posts
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    "Did you know, 57 people are murdered every day in South Africa?" *taps mic*
  • fontgeeksogood 2 Oct 2019 21:31:50 7,746 posts
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    Why do they all look the bleedin' same
  • X201 2 Oct 2019 21:50:22 19,653 posts
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    I really don’t understand women’s eyebrows
  • Jono62 2 Oct 2019 22:53:37 23,075 posts
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    askew wrote:
    The lad who takes inspiration from Del Boy…
    Reminds me of Biff from Back from the Future
  • Jono62 2 Oct 2019 22:56:43 23,075 posts
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    Lottie has a high opinion of herself with wine
  • X201 2 Oct 2019 23:03:44 19,653 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    Lottie has a high opinion of herself with wine
    I really want her to suggest a wine lolly in next week’s challenge
  • barchetta 3 Oct 2019 00:35:43 2,014 posts
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    Christ, the puffed-up wankery in those personal statements.

    Cut the series to one episode, pile a table full of babies and the 250k goes to the twat that eats the most.

    I get that it is 'for the cameras' but this is a dismal bunch.

    Hadn't really bothered with other series but I'm confined to the sofa (quarantine with heavy cold) so not much to do.

    I'll have to see what AMS is up to. I'm old enough to remember the PCW, CPC and e-m@iler but not sure what else he's done to earn the 'titan' moniker.....
  • DaM 3 Oct 2019 15:36:27 17,405 posts
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    Lottie Lion the Librarian....I don't remember her being such an arsehole in Peppa Pig.
  • askew 3 Oct 2019 16:05:31 20,324 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    askew wrote:
    The lad who takes inspiration from Del Boy…
    Reminds me of Biff from Back from the Future
    Hah, yes
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 3 Oct 2019 22:39:42 11,542 posts
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    The boys were robbed
  • Opti 3 Oct 2019 23:15:07 87 posts
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    askew wrote:
    Jono62 wrote:
    askew wrote:
    The lad who takes inspiration from Del Boy…
    Reminds me of Biff from Back from the Future
    Hah, yes
    Yes thanks for this. I was driving myself bonkers trying to figure out who he reminded me of...
  • Lukus 4 Oct 2019 00:25:59 22,380 posts
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    I love the lack of substance to some of the boardroom arguments...

    'You ruined my negotiations with the gift shop woman meaning we only got a 22.5% commission instead of 25%!'

    Well yeah, but the gift shop accounted for about £5 of sales you thick back to the future delboy fanny.
  • X201 4 Oct 2019 08:02:37 19,653 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    I love the lack of substance to some of the boardroom arguments...

    'You ruined my negotiations with the gift shop woman meaning we only got a 22.5% commission instead of 25%!'

    Well yeah, but the gift shop accounted for about £5 of sales you thick back to the future delboy fanny.
    The difference was 56p according to my maths
  • KRadiation 4 Oct 2019 17:49:34 1,484 posts
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    I'm still confused by the Lottie bit where that guy literally was about to shake someones hand to buy 2 cases of wine... and she interrupted to argue it should be her.... and then the PM said it was okay... and then all she did was shake his hand.

    !!!
  • X201 9 Oct 2019 21:01:05 19,653 posts
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    The Muppet Show is on

    Food challenge. Will end well as always
  • AboutHalfaStevas 9 Oct 2019 21:05:06 1,944 posts
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    Keep an ear out for sralans puns, he's clearly been working on them.
  • pacrifice 9 Oct 2019 21:07:16 5,146 posts
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    Don't watch it man. It's a crap TV show, play video games.

    ☮️✌️🏳️🕊️
  • AboutHalfaStevas 9 Oct 2019 21:08:33 1,944 posts
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    Multi award winning public speaking, apparently.
  • AboutHalfaStevas 9 Oct 2019 21:12:03 1,944 posts
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    DUN A FOWMYERLA, BOSH
  • X201 9 Oct 2019 21:12:58 19,653 posts
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    £3.50!!!!!
  • AboutHalfaStevas 9 Oct 2019 21:13:41 1,944 posts
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    They whisper like Homer Simpson.
  • X201 9 Oct 2019 21:15:36 19,653 posts
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    First showing of Claude’s “I’ll finish you sunshine” stare
  • Jono62 9 Oct 2019 21:18:12 23,075 posts
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    Harrod's boy needs a beating
  • AboutHalfaStevas 9 Oct 2019 21:22:38 1,944 posts
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    It's a fucking mini milk.
  • Jono62 9 Oct 2019 21:25:29 23,075 posts
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    Lottie is like a mini Hitler
  • Jono62 9 Oct 2019 21:26:12 23,075 posts
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    AboutHalfaStevas wrote:
    It's a fucking mini milk.
    It'll be fun to see them sell them.

    The girls ones looks horrid.
  • fontgeeksogood 9 Oct 2019 21:27:03 7,746 posts
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    Is it mini nut milk
  • AboutHalfaStevas 9 Oct 2019 21:27:29 1,944 posts
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    Okay. Which team is going to forget to keep their ice lollies cold.
  • X201 9 Oct 2019 21:30:31 19,653 posts
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    AboutHalfaStevas wrote:
    Okay. Which team is going to forget to keep their ice lollies cold.
    Too late :D
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