The Apprentice Page 40

  • AboutHalfaStevas 9 Oct 2019 21:31:15 1,944 posts
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    I'm saying it now, sralan is pulling the "I see a lot of me in you" line out for the geezer.
  • X201 9 Oct 2019 21:31:32 19,653 posts
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    I say it again

    £3.50 !!!!!
  • AboutHalfaStevas 9 Oct 2019 21:32:04 1,944 posts
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    For a fucking mini milk.
  • Jono62 9 Oct 2019 21:34:43 23,075 posts
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    That's right, tell them to fuck off.

    The lollies were shit, that's why they didn't sell them.
  • AboutHalfaStevas 9 Oct 2019 21:35:35 1,944 posts
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    Yes, they're all broken. That's what happens if you make an ice lolly out of not ice.
  • X201 9 Oct 2019 21:37:04 19,653 posts
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    If the boys lose he’ll haul the entire sub-team in
  • AboutHalfaStevas 9 Oct 2019 21:37:13 1,944 posts
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    I hate to bring plolitics into this thread, but if you ever need an explanation for brexit and the great british public's collective IQ...
    They were buying bags of slush. With a stick.
  • AboutHalfaStevas 9 Oct 2019 21:38:25 1,944 posts
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    Lottie has a bad case of wonky face. One is substantially higher than the other. Can't unsee.
  • Jono62 9 Oct 2019 21:39:28 23,075 posts
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    AboutHalfaStevas wrote:
    Lottie has a bad case of wonky face. One is substantially higher than the other. Can't unsee.
    Shit, the left eye is way higher
  • X201 9 Oct 2019 21:41:31 19,653 posts
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    Lollies, Cold War geddit
  • AboutHalfaStevas 9 Oct 2019 21:42:33 1,944 posts
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    I make that pun number four.
  • Jono62 9 Oct 2019 21:44:03 23,075 posts
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    Dean gone
  • X201 9 Oct 2019 21:46:32 19,653 posts
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    Five
  • X201 9 Oct 2019 21:53:57 19,653 posts
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    He’ll be a Tory MP in 15 years time
  • AboutHalfaStevas 9 Oct 2019 21:57:36 1,944 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    Dean gone
    To be fair, I'm surprised he ain't.
  • Jono62 9 Oct 2019 21:59:54 23,075 posts
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    Looks like the teams have been switched up for next week.
  • AboutHalfaStevas 9 Oct 2019 22:13:28 1,944 posts
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    Two girl wins means they had to!

    When are apprentices going to realise a task in their own industry isn't the easy win they think.
  • DaM 10 Oct 2019 10:37:27 17,405 posts
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    Lol at the massive sprigs of rosemary! Plus £3.50 for a lolly!
  • Zerobob 10 Oct 2019 11:39:52 2,283 posts
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    Caught the end of this last night for the first time since around 2005.

    You couldn't pay me any amount of money to live or work with any of those pricks.
  • RawShark 10 Oct 2019 13:11:29 979 posts
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    Once again, the guy who wrangled the twats this year has outdone himself. I like how Dean's little face gets all pink when he's angry.
  • Jono62 10 Oct 2019 16:32:24 23,075 posts
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    I'll hold my hands up and say it's been very entertaining.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 10 Oct 2019 17:53:47 11,542 posts
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    I don't know how the boys have managed to lose both tasks when they've had the superior product each time.

    How many CVs do you think they get from competent qualified people that go straight in the bin because they need more tears for the telly
  • RawShark 10 Oct 2019 23:28:23 979 posts
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    simpleexplodingmaybe wrote:
    I don't know how the boys have managed to lose both tasks when they've had the superior product each time./quote]

    My thoughts:

    1. Looked like a willy. Even if the glitter had come out it would have just looked like a shiny willy.

    2. Turning down money when offered. “£100? Not by the skin on my rosie pink cheeks”

    3. Aww fuckin’ ‘ell mate buy my fuckin’ ice lolly. I SAID BUY MY CUNTING ICE LOLLY YOU NONCE!!!”
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 11 Oct 2019 00:33:36 11,542 posts
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    RawShark wrote:
    3. Aww fuckin’ ‘ell mate buy my fuckin’ ice lolly. I SAID BUY MY CUNTING ICE LOLLY YOU NONCE!!!”
    He's the best one you fackin muppet son
  • X201 16 Oct 2019 21:00:11 19,653 posts
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    Muppet Show time!!! :)
  • X201 16 Oct 2019 21:19:30 19,653 posts
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    A pink glittery unicorn
    How original
  • freddymercurystwin 16 Oct 2019 21:29:55 1,789 posts
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    And with slime, a booming industry!
  • Stuz359 16 Oct 2019 21:33:21 179 posts
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    This is painful
  • X201 16 Oct 2019 21:36:51 19,653 posts
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    We could use the Tommy Turtle video to make Guantanamo detainees talk.
    Three back to back showings and they’d spill the beans on everything
  • X201 16 Oct 2019 21:43:41 19,653 posts
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    Turtle crap

    Boom!
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