The Apprentice Page 44

  • fontgeeksogood 6 Nov 2019 21:31:33 9,960 posts
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    The presentations are always like this. A whiff of "shit elementary school assembly" about it
  • RawShark 6 Nov 2019 21:34:11 1,207 posts
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    Awww ffs I hate role play presentations. They never, ever work.
  • X201 6 Nov 2019 21:35:11 20,701 posts
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    Insomnia stage show

    Would get 1,1,1,1 from the Red Bull Soapbox judges
  • fontgeeksogood 6 Nov 2019 21:37:49 9,960 posts
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    "Why is your marketing for another ride altogether?"

    "Well....like...we don't think it is, our vision was to stay awake and fall asleep and have monsters, aliens and none of these things"

    *polite applause*

    NO! WHAT THE FUCK. WHY AREN'T YOU OFFENDED THEY'RE WASTING YOUR TIME
  • askew 6 Nov 2019 21:45:25 21,552 posts
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    RawShark wrote:
    IíM A FRILL SEEKER! FUCKINí YEAR FREE FOUSAND MATE!!!
    :lol:

    I was hoping the rides were going to be constructed on Rollercoaster Tycoon and send the riders into the sun.
  • fontgeeksogood 6 Nov 2019 21:46:39 9,960 posts
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    The timid woman with the six o clock shadow will get the boot
  • X201 6 Nov 2019 21:52:01 20,701 posts
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    Dean & Isha to go
  • askew 6 Nov 2019 21:56:07 21,552 posts
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    Isha signed her death warrant with that whimpering

    Edited by askew at 21:56:26 06-11-2019
  • X201 6 Nov 2019 21:58:27 20,701 posts
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    The brown trouser moment on the coin toss was brilliant
  • fontgeeksogood 6 Nov 2019 21:59:53 9,960 posts
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    Next week looks like an easy task.

    "FINLAND! It's not as shit as England"

    Aaaand...star wipe, and we're out
  • RawShark 6 Nov 2019 22:09:13 1,207 posts
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    Aka The Monty Python task.

    Youíre so sadly neglected
    And often ignored
    A close second to Russia
    When going abroad.

    FINLAND, FINLAND, FINLAND!
  • AboutHalfaStevas 6 Nov 2019 22:57:34 2,765 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    The brown trouser moment on the coin toss was brilliant
    I got all excited that sralan was gonna fire them on the coin toss, which would have been something, whew.
  • CrispyXUKTurbo 6 Nov 2019 22:59:13 2,928 posts
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    Iíve had to design flyers for pikies less cuntish than these people
  • AboutHalfaStevas 6 Nov 2019 23:09:46 2,765 posts
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    I also loved this bit:
    Dean: "No way I contributed less than such and such. Such and such did way less than me. I can't believe this shit. You take that back, how very dare you."
    Eyebrows: "no, she did more than you. Fact "
    Dean: "... Okay, but you have to agree I did contribute some, though... An average amount?"

    "I turned up though, yeah?"
  • pacrifice 7 Nov 2019 00:41:47 5,247 posts
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  • simpleexplodingmaybe 9 Nov 2019 20:21:32 13,959 posts
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    Watching now. Holo-Alan is very John Hammond
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 9 Nov 2019 20:41:06 13,959 posts
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    The Insomnia poster looks like it should be beside Animorphs at a school bookfair
  • RichDC 10 Nov 2019 11:43:42 8,875 posts
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    Ryan-Mark: I designed the poster all by myself. It was 100% me.

    Everyone else: That poster is shit and confusing.

    Ryan-Mark: That poster was perfect and I designed it so I am the greatest person ever. Everyone else is going to burn in the flames.

    Edited by RichDC at 11:43:51 10-11-2019
  • Jono62 10 Nov 2019 13:56:50 25,346 posts
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    It was obvious they were getting rid of quiet girl because they made it look like she did nothing.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 10 Nov 2019 14:20:19 13,959 posts
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    I still think Team Rocket should have won
  • pacrifice 10 Nov 2019 15:30:45 5,247 posts
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    https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/apprentice-star-lottie-lions-family-20845606

    Apprentice star Lottie Lion's family 'fearing for her sanity' amid race row.



    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/may/08/how-white-women-use-strategic-tears-to-avoid-accountability

    How white women use strategic tears to silence women of colour.


    Racist white women are dangerous sisters and brothers.
  • Graxlar_v3 10 Nov 2019 19:39:29 10,212 posts
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    simpleexplodingmaybe wrote:
    I still think Team Rocket should have won
    Wait they called themselves team rocket?

    Please tell me that they they do the opening sequence at the start of every episode
  • X201 13 Nov 2019 21:01:52 20,701 posts
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    Muppet Show time:)

    Finland, Finland, Finland...


    Shortly to appear in the Most Annoying Adverts thread
  • RawShark 13 Nov 2019 21:10:04 1,207 posts
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    That rosie cheeked guy is starting to remind me of Frank Sidebottom.
  • RawShark 13 Nov 2019 21:10:49 1,207 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    simpleexplodingmaybe wrote:
    I still think Team Rocket should have won
    Wait they called themselves team rocket?

    Please tell me that they they do the opening sequence at the start of every episode
    Ryan-Mark does look like Wobuffet.
  • X201 13 Nov 2019 21:18:21 20,701 posts
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    Iím going to take Deanís approach from now on.

    What do you think my next post should be?
  • AboutHalfaStevas 13 Nov 2019 21:47:56 2,765 posts
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    Like, he should totally double down now. Every response to a sralan question in the boardroom should be batted back with a "... Wot yew finkin?"
  • RawShark 13 Nov 2019 21:48:42 1,207 posts
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    Argh! The puns! The puns!!!
  • X201 13 Nov 2019 21:53:54 20,701 posts
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    Double firing?
  • RawShark 13 Nov 2019 21:57:27 1,207 posts
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    Please let next weekís task be promoting a white knuckle boxing match.
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