The Apprentice Page 45

  • fontgeeksogood 13 Nov 2019 21:57:57 8,342 posts
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    I hope the posh kid with the massive arse stays for Claude Sugar to tear him up in the interviews
  • X201 13 Nov 2019 22:01:13 19,799 posts
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    RawShark wrote:
    Please let next week’s task be promoting a white knuckle boxing match.
    Train catering.
    Same difference
  • RawShark 13 Nov 2019 22:05:51 1,027 posts
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    I’ll put £10 on Wobuffett not being PM next week.
  • RichDC 13 Nov 2019 22:12:38 8,655 posts
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    "I will definitely be PM. I mean I will want to be PM. But it definitely won't be my fault if I'm not voted for PM."
  • pacrifice 14 Nov 2019 01:42:21 5,225 posts
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    https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/13/apprentice-millionaire-tells-nurses-get-part-time-jobs-make-ends-meet-11089229/

    Apprentice millionaire tells nurses to get part time jobs to make ends meet.

    He's not a nice person.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 14 Nov 2019 06:08:28 12,038 posts
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    @pacrifice actually a bit gutted that this is Claude rather than a bellend contestant
  • X201 14 Nov 2019 10:37:38 19,799 posts
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    pacrifice wrote:
    https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/13/apprentice-millionaire-tells-nurses-get-part-time-jobs-make-ends-meet-11089229/

    Apprentice millionaire tells nurses to get part time jobs to make ends meet.

    He's not a nice person.
    The Metro is owned by The Daily Mail.
    Its effluent comes from the same place.
    Please stop linking to it.

    This story is a hatchet job that takes the original words totally out of context.

    Edit: spelling

    Edited by X201 at 11:42:22 14-11-2019
  • Jono62 14 Nov 2019 17:17:09 23,338 posts
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    https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/reality-tv/a29793933/the-apprentice-boardroom-man-floor-ryan-mark/
  • pacrifice 19 Nov 2019 05:17:30 5,225 posts
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    The Independent: Lord Sugar told Venezualan candidate fired from The Apprentice ‘no wonder your country is in a state’, report claims.

    https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/the-apprentice-2019-lord-sugar-lottie-lion-jemelin-artigas-venezuala-race-bbc-a9206836.html
  • RawShark 19 Nov 2019 18:12:03 1,027 posts
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    pacrifice wrote:
    The Independent: Lord Sugar told Venezualan candidate fired from The Apprentice ‘no wonder your country is in a state’, report claims.

    https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/the-apprentice-2019-lord-sugar-lottie-lion-jemelin-artigas-venezuala-race-bbc-a9206836.html
    I think Sugs got frustrated when he couldn't work Venezuela into a pun and lashed out.

    L'il Lottie Lion hasn't exactly painting herself in glory since being released into the wild, has she?
  • pacrifice 19 Nov 2019 23:59:33 5,225 posts
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    She's racist and white and she'll succeed even if she doesn't win this game show. Don't be surprised if you see her on question time or a future Brexit party candidate.
  • fontgeeksogood 20 Nov 2019 00:04:42 8,342 posts
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    She's not even a lion. This show is a fucking fraudulent farce
  • RawShark 20 Nov 2019 10:21:28 1,027 posts
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    God I hope it’s not another Katie Hopkins situation.
  • gooner77 20 Nov 2019 19:21:43 1,425 posts
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    Jemelin was hot though. Shame
  • X201 20 Nov 2019 21:05:46 19,799 posts
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    Muppet Show Time
    Train corporate hospitality task.
  • X201 20 Nov 2019 21:24:44 19,799 posts
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    By my rough maths:
    To get through that booze each person needs to neck a glass of wine every seven minutes :eek:
  • Trowel 20 Nov 2019 23:13:05 22,851 posts
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    Good episode that, one of the best for a long time. The telephone sub-team sacking could have leadership whitepapers written about it, and the look on Claude's face at the end of the boardroom was priceless.
  • RawShark 20 Nov 2019 23:27:44 1,027 posts
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    I mentally add the word “slaaaag” to every one of Tom’s sentences.

    “See you layter. Slaaaaag!”

    And I mentally added this entire sentence during his “gallant” move:

    “Oy, you facking fop slaaaaag. You bovvering this nice laydie? Well if you want her you can go through me. Then I’ll look propa fuckin’ gold to lawd shuga and I might get the old in an out wiv this Irish bird. Howzabout that then you pink facking jellyfish thing?”

    Yeah he’s my favourite. Just edging out “What the FUCK are you doing to you eyebrows” girl.
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 20 Nov 2019 23:33:40 12,038 posts
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    @RawShark My favourite Tom so far was "buy a facking ice lolly you nonce"
  • simpleexplodingmaybe 21 Nov 2019 15:13:25 12,038 posts
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    So many weeks this series the shitter of the two products or events has won
  • Jono62 27 Nov 2019 21:24:10 23,338 posts
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    Lottie needs a slap.
  • freddymercurystwin 27 Nov 2019 21:30:56 1,830 posts
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    Bit harsh, needs to be fired though. As does Tom.
  • Jono62 27 Nov 2019 21:32:18 23,338 posts
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    Biff is going to lose again.
  • fontgeeksogood 27 Nov 2019 21:35:23 8,342 posts
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    One of the girls who I've never noticed before has a monstrous rack
  • freddymercurystwin 27 Nov 2019 21:39:50 1,830 posts
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    Lottie suits that little dark blue dress tonight!
  • X201 27 Nov 2019 21:39:51 19,799 posts
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    I need to go
  • fontgeeksogood 27 Nov 2019 21:43:39 8,342 posts
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    Bastille? You're alright mate, can I go to the greasy spoon instead
  • X201 27 Nov 2019 21:44:05 19,799 posts
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    Loyalty card at the cafe :)
  • X201 27 Nov 2019 21:46:16 19,799 posts
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    Double firing imminent
  • fontgeeksogood 27 Nov 2019 21:50:49 8,342 posts
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    Fire the Yank and Cockney Boris
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