The Apprentice Page 29

  • Deleted user 3 May 2011 19:47:50
    Anyone see this years contestants? Thoughts?
  • Blakester 3 May 2011 20:06:42 4,546 posts
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    Boristhespie wrote:
    Alain Sugar is a tool. Not sure re this programme. Sime of the tasks are so basic even school christmas companies with kids are more advanced. Preferred the us version until Trump began to suck my soul.
    School Christmas companies? Tell me more!
  • RichieTenenbaum 22 Jun 2011 21:16:23 2,757 posts
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    Tom BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
  • freedumb 22 Jun 2011 23:19:27 1,122 posts
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    Tom was all over the place in this one. As an inventor, he made a right call about the rucksack/car seat, but was too weak to force it through. He made the mistake about selling ten units to the big company, it was almost an offensive offer to them; and he of course didn’t sell.

    But I think Sugar sees something in him that he can use, that’s why he kept him on.

    Melody was ruthless, and in a way its admirable but you can detect arrogance in there too. She’s a bit full of herself. Back when she was the project manager and she won, she was very happy to take all the plaudits and saw herself as an amazing PM, but Susan called it right when she thought the praise was overblown, she wasn’t THAT good. In this task she was boasting in the car on about her ability to speak different languages, seemingly oblivious that it was winding Zoe and Helen up due to her showing off. Even at the end she still managed to slip in how the awards she’d won were read out by Sugar as a way of convincing him; it was still an opportunistic moment to show off and you could see Helen smile and Zoe give her a look. She ‘brought in the bacon’ on that task, with a huge advantage due to being a French speaker, and she is good, but not quite as good as she thinks she is.

    With her mercilessness at grabbing all the pitches, she’s obviously not a team player at all. It can only get you so far before people turn on you. A bit of aggressiveness is good, but she isn’t balancing it out.

    On the other hand Helen is quite clearly the straight shooter in all of this. 8 wins in a row, she manages to combine teamwork with just being very good, sensible and strategic. The people she pitched to were eating out of her hand, you could see it in how they were glued to her, mesmerised, facial expressions gleaming.

    She’s way ahead of everyone else IMO and without a doubt the favourite to win. But obviously anything can happen, especially if you compare it to the Liz Locke scenario last year (Sugar actually regretted firing her during his tirade at Stuart).
  • Deleted user 23 June 2011 08:08:40
    wait it was sugar who was going on about the awards not melody

    helen is boring and would be a good candidate
  • X201 23 Jun 2011 09:13:32 18,625 posts
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  • X201 23 Jun 2011 09:16:07 18,625 posts
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    For re animating an old Apprentice thread when we have the new topical Apprentice 2011 thread

    RichieTenenbaum

    YOU'RE FIRED


    Muppet ;)
  • freedumb 23 Jun 2011 12:08:20 1,122 posts
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    Oops, wrong thread :/
  • coastal 13 Mar 2012 22:45:05 5,425 posts
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    Here they come - the new slabs of meat
  • Fatiguez 13 Mar 2012 22:51:05 8,914 posts
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    guy guy no guy no maybe no no no maybe maybe guy guy Ricky Martin! guy guy
  • FWB 13 Mar 2012 22:54:44 55,102 posts
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    Ahh cool. Ricky Martin looks like a dick and he's in recruitment. Ultimate cunt. The Eastern European tart who can't stop going on about being head girl sounds like twat.

    All such a bunch of moronic cretins. I love this show.

    Edited by FWB at 22:56:04 13-03-2012
  • Fatiguez 13 Mar 2012 22:56:36 8,914 posts
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    Oh I forgot that they have video bits, that might change things. I'll give those a watch. Looking forward to this, will need something to fill the void with this year's Masterchef ending soon!
  • FWB 13 Mar 2012 22:58:33 55,102 posts
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    But don't they actually do something constructive in Masterchef? I could never watch it because it was serious. This one the other hand is comedy gold.
  • Deleted user 13 March 2012 22:59:43
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00pj01n/candidates/laura-hogg

    giggedy
  • FWB 13 Mar 2012 23:03:36 55,102 posts
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    I always love how amazing they claim to be yet they somehow can't find a great job in the real world and resort to coming on this joke of show.
  • Fatiguez 13 Mar 2012 23:06:00 8,914 posts
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    Ohh, Scottish accent. Excellent. I hope she doesn't get fired early
  • mrpon 13 Mar 2012 23:08:26 34,724 posts
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    Apostrophe bird looks interesting.
  • FWB 13 Mar 2012 23:13:13 55,102 posts
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    Apparently most of them can get anything done.

    First task... intergalactic faster-than-light engine, please.
  • heyyo 13 Mar 2012 23:57:08 14,356 posts
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    Oooh new series of Apprentice, I love this show! Gets boring when people get close and become BFFs though.
  • Trafford 30 Jul 2015 16:13:30 8,102 posts
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    RIP Baggs the brand.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-isle-of-man-33719515
  • Humperfunk 30 Jul 2015 16:39:18 7,787 posts
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    Fucking hell, awful. RIP Baggs.
  • ibenam 30 Jul 2015 17:04:48 3,164 posts
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    Very suprising and sad.

    Bit of a twat but entertaining.

    Rip
  • X201 3 Oct 2018 20:22:00 18,625 posts
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    The Muppet Show is back tonight

    Here’s this year’s numpties
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/15Lwk4N39qBZY2qgC9gWpd1/meet-the-candidates
  • AboutHalfaStevas 3 Oct 2018 20:31:36 1,001 posts
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    Yes! Still the best/worst thing on the BBC.

    "I didn't get where I am today..."

    "Let's smash it."

    "You didn't smell what sells."

    "You're a loose cannon..."

    "But, you know what, I see some of a young me in you."

    "Well excuse me for being blunt, but what exactly IS your forte?"

    "Alright, I've heard enough."
    "Can I just say something lord-"
    "I already told you, I've heard enough."

    "Bunch of bloody amateurs."

    Also keep an eye out for:
    A twatty tut hunt race across london.
    One twat thinking he's a frustrated movie director.
    Some twat who specialises in, and owns "businesses" in, a given field, and being utterly gash in that field.
    Two twats alphaing it up trying to be the biggest jack the lad.
    Claude's exasperated expression.
    Karen's eyebrow.
    sralan's finger.
  • Fab4 3 Oct 2018 21:17:22 8,705 posts
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    Why do they think 'stretched octopus' is even a thing? Fucking morons.
  • AboutHalfaStevas 3 Oct 2018 21:22:22 1,001 posts
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    "Stroike a light, gor blimey, this series imma gonna do sumfink oi never did dahn befowa: send ewe lot abroad."



    "For a facking tut hunt. Do one."
  • H1ggyLTD 3 Oct 2018 21:25:19 10,479 posts
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    Tory tele init.
  • Blurp 3 Oct 2018 21:25:23 1,431 posts
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    Girls have won this week because editing.
  • X201 3 Oct 2018 21:33:58 18,625 posts
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    I want to hug the girl’s driver and tell him everything will be alright
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