The Apprentice Page 30

  • X201 3 Oct 2018 21:42:42 18,732 posts
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    Malta, where they sell salt in off-licences
  • Frogofdoom 3 Oct 2018 22:09:01 10,930 posts
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    Blurp wrote:
    Girls have won this week because editing.
    This post aged well.
  • AboutHalfaStevas 3 Oct 2018 22:45:33 1,174 posts
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    "A Maltese house."
    "Right... That's clearly a toy, right?"
    Me: "NO, SRALAN WANTS AN ACTUAL HOUSE, YOU TWAT."

    "Annnnd, you brought back a real, live octopus."
    "But it was dead?"

    I was also reminded of Alan Partridge "haggling" on the price of his house, with the twat "negotiating" less than a penny of the price of the wine.

    A decent start.
  • Jono62 3 Oct 2018 23:23:24 21,358 posts
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    Paul Pogba is in it.
  • X201 3 Oct 2018 23:59:27 18,732 posts
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    The joke act on Strictly goes on the first show and now the gobby northerner is first out on here.

    A decent result
  • Frogofdoom 4 Oct 2018 08:14:35 10,930 posts
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    @Jono62 it's not him, he had a love child with Chris Rock and the one on the apprentice is that child.
  • DaM 4 Oct 2018 10:28:22 17,196 posts
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    The fish shop people stretching out the octopus to 40 inches, then making up vastly inflated cost was excellent.
  • Jono62 11 Oct 2018 11:52:22 21,358 posts
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    The comics were laughable this week.

    'Here's our comic, the feedback we got is it was shit, please buy some WH Smith'.

    Edited by Jono62 at 11:52:53 11-10-2018
  • THFourteen 11 Oct 2018 12:50:45 50,198 posts
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    @Jono62

    Man i would have cleaned up on that task. I love comics
  • yegon 12 Oct 2018 16:32:49 6,318 posts
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    That rainbow quiffed Cool Spot rip off was only a skateboard short of The Itchie Scratchy and Poochie show.

    Love the Apprentice, itís a big old farce that should be approached thusly, but are you seriously telling me any buyer would purchase 10k+ units of that crap? Lol
  • fontgeeksogood 12 Oct 2018 16:47:22 3,670 posts
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    It's Pretend Orders so frankly the numbers are irrelevant other than it being even shitter if they get hardly any.

    The guy with the cube of hair is my favorite this year
  • fontgeeksogood 12 Oct 2018 16:48:32 3,670 posts
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    Also, iPlayer seems to sometimes be aware of my VPN and other times not. It's really weird
  • Load_2.0 12 Oct 2018 16:49:33 28,290 posts
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    Sir Alan gets to make love to the winner. It's in the contract.
  • fontgeeksogood 12 Oct 2018 16:54:26 3,670 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Sir Alan gets to make love to the winner. It's in the contract.
    I imagine he's not a gentle lover.

    Unrelated, but he's saying "CV" now instead of raysoomay. Is that recent? It was one of my highlights of the show, watching him try a foreign word. Looks like a bulldog trying to do long division
  • whatfruitlivesagain 12 Oct 2018 16:57:19 1,435 posts
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    I can't watch this series ever since both Nick and Margaret have left its just wall to wall cunts.

    Can someone explain to me what Karen Brady has achieved?
  • yegon 12 Oct 2018 17:05:15 6,318 posts
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    Well she pronounces distributor kinda funny.
  • fontgeeksogood 12 Oct 2018 17:10:36 3,670 posts
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    She's done her bit to fuck West Ham up, so I'll always be a fan
  • You-can-call-me-kal 12 Oct 2018 20:37:13 12,824 posts
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    Sheís absolutely awful, but she does deserve a lot of credit for what she did at Birmingham, both as a female in that industry at that time, and at such a young age. Itís honestly pretty amazing.
  • Youthist 12 Oct 2018 23:56:58 13,517 posts
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    whatfruitlivesagain wrote:
    I can't watch this series ever since both Nick and Margaret have left its just wall to wall cunts.

    Can someone explain to me what Karen Brady has achieved?
    She has a CBE for reasons. They are probably (who cares) more valid than if for example you were to receive one. The good news is you are unable watch this series anymore since those two left years ago - but you can still find the time to not watch, then judge the current show and then post about your lack of watching it on here. Good work.

    Edited by Youthist at 23:57:46 12-10-2018
  • JamboWayOh 13 Oct 2018 01:12:22 10,235 posts
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    You think Noel Edmonds and Chris Evans are talented so I'm not sure I can trust your judgement in who is deserving of a CBE.
  • Youthist 13 Oct 2018 07:21:23 13,517 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    You think Noel Edmonds and Chris Evans are talented so I'm not sure I can trust your judgement in who is deserving of a CBE.
    Do grow up.
  • THFourteen 13 Oct 2018 09:26:23 50,198 posts
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    YOU grow up
  • Youthist 13 Oct 2018 09:35:57 13,517 posts
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    NO YOU GROW UP.

    Damn these international breaks
  • X201 17 Oct 2018 20:42:06 18,732 posts
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    Lots of doughnuts tonight
  • AboutHalfaStevas 17 Oct 2018 21:01:59 1,174 posts
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    It's donit, donit.
    /Eurogamer nostalgia
  • X201 17 Oct 2018 21:08:54 18,732 posts
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    Savoury doughnuts!?
  • Fab4 17 Oct 2018 21:12:36 8,750 posts
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    Nothing says British more than 'doughnut'.
  • X201 17 Oct 2018 21:19:54 18,732 posts
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    Nothing says London more than charging five quid for them
  • the_milkybar_kid 17 Oct 2018 21:25:03 7,739 posts
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    5 quid for a fucking doughnuts?! I'd want a bastard 20 pack for that!
  • X201 17 Oct 2018 21:26:46 18,732 posts
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    The inconsistencies are consistent :D
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