It's Winky! It's Winky! It's slower than a rusty slinky!

  • pjmaybe 3 Mar 2005 16:27:51 70,666 posts
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    Er, is it just me or is EG slower than black treacle trickling down Lisa Snowdon's inner thigh today?

    Peej
  • Tiger_Walts 3 Mar 2005 16:43:40 16,674 posts
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    Yup, slower than a tortoise on public transport.
  • Blerk Moderator 3 Mar 2005 16:50:13 48,222 posts
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    Faster now. Odd isn't it? :-)
  • Salaman 3 Mar 2005 16:50:40 24,162 posts
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    It was earlier.
  • Deleted user 3 March 2005 16:52:53
    Why would the treacle have to be trickling down Lisa Snowdon's inner thigh exactly? I mean I can appreciate the image it's conjured up in my mind but, why her specifically?
  • Lutz 3 Mar 2005 16:56:42 48,870 posts
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    Which is odd, considering the speed my tongue would be licking said trecle off of thigh.

    ;)
  • Deleted user 3 March 2005 16:57:12
    Its slower than a snail caught in low, relative space/time compression deep space pocket.......
  • pjmaybe 4 Mar 2005 14:08:36 70,666 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    Why would the treacle have to be trickling down Lisa Snowdon's inner thigh exactly? I mean I can appreciate the image it's conjured up in my mind but, why her specifically?

    Cos it made a much more pleasant mental image in my mind than a slug trying to walk across a cheese grater I guess...

    Peej
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