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Harrison Ford crushed on Star Wars set: Han Solo airlifted to hospital
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specialgamer 690 posts
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richardiox 10,097 posts
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Registered 17 years agoHe's 71?! Fuck. -
JYM60 19,085 posts
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Registered 15 years agoDid Chewy fall on him? -
neilka 24,021 posts
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Registered 16 years agoShouldn't have gone back for the hat :/ -
Damn. Hope he's okay. -
Next celebrity death? -
neilka 24,021 posts
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Registered 16 years agoWhat "crushed" actually means:
A spokesman for the film said: “Harrison Ford sustained an ankle injury during filming today on the set of Star Wars: Episode VII.
Also this is a bit surreal:
"He was taken to a local hospital and is receiving care. Shooting will continue as planned while he recuperates.”
A spokesman for Thames Valley Police said: “We were called to Pinewood studios at 5.05pm after reports of a 71-year-old man being injured by a garage door.”
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fletch7100 8,372 posts
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Registered 11 years agoReturn of the Stars Wars Door Curse
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chopsen 21,958 posts
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Registered 16 years agobeing air lifted to the JR in Oxford for an ankle injury in middlesex is weird. somethings up. -
askew 24,121 posts
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Registered 16 years agoneilka wrote:
Heh. Sounds like a retiree getting into trouble after pressing the wrong button on the door remote.
Also this is a bit surreal:
A spokesman for Thames Valley Police said: “We were called to Pinewood studios at 5.05pm after reports of a 71-year-old man being injured by a garage door.”
Edited by askew at 21:17:13 12-06-2014 -
ChiefGB 13,815 posts
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Registered 10 years agoRumours he may have fractured his ankle by the millennium falcon door. -
StarchildHypocrethes 33,974 posts
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Registered 17 years agoneilka wrote:
Also this is a bit surreal:
A spokesman for Thames Valley Police said: “We were called to Pinewood studios at 5.05pm after reports of a 71-year-old man being injured by a garage door.”

Thames Valley Police keeping it real. -
fletch7100 8,372 posts
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Registered 11 years agoSo if R2D2 ran over his foot would it have been 71 year old man attacked by dustbin -
Kostabi 5,926 posts
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Registered 16 years agoneilka wrote:
Shouldn't have gone back for the hat :/
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ChiefGB 13,815 posts
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Registered 10 years agoAs long as it doesn't impact his role he'll be ok -
specialgamer 690 posts
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Registered 10 years agoWonder if he'll quit the film now? He's notoriously moody about even the slightest problem on set. -
mothercruncher 19,474 posts
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Registered 15 years agoJYM60 wrote:
Nyuuroooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh.
Did Chewy fall on him?
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Daryoon 5,912 posts
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Registered 20 years agoI imagined a blunder in the garbage compactor. The truth is a little disappointing. -
Trying to recreate the Simpsons Indiana jones parody with the garage door? -
FWB 56,369 posts
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Registered 20 years agoHe's old and worth a lot of money. Not really. You seen how those experts handle the stuff on the Antiques Roadshow?
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TheSaint 20,950 posts
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Registered 16 years agoChopsen wrote:
More likely just special treatment for a big star.
being air lifted to the JR in Oxford for an ankle injury in middlesex is weird. somethings up. -
Nice going Luke you fucking jerk. Helloooo? The Force? -
oceanmotion 17,358 posts
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PES_Fanboy wrote:
Just because he fucked your sister, you let a garage door fall on him?
Nice going Luke you fucking jerk. Helloooo? The Force? -
caligari 17,956 posts
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Registered 20 years agoA case of onset (d)roid (ga)rage, perhaps?
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chopsen 21,958 posts
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Registered 16 years agoFWB wrote:
You think shoving an injured 71 year old in a helicopter and flying him 50 odd miles when there are nearer hospitals is low risk?
He's old and worth a lot of money. Not really. You seen how those experts handle the stuff on the Antiques Roadshow?
Thinking about it, here's my entirely groundless hypothesis: door comes down, gets his foot, he's trapped. Ouch that hurts, noboody can get him out. Now he starts complaining of chest pain brought on by all the pain and stress.
There's a 70 year old Han Solo having a heart attack with his injured ankle stuck in a door.
Everbody shits themselves. Hit the panic button.
Why are police informed? Because he's trapped. Trapped bloke with suspected cardiac complications due to trauma would easily escelate to air amulance as he may need cardiothoracics and all kind of bollocks. The emergency services probably dealt with it by sending out everyone, as per someone trapped in a car wreck. Proably fire service turned up ready to cut him out. Just so happens that the Thames valley one is based in Oxford.
Turns out he's just got a sprained ankle and he had a bit of chest pain because he's an old bloke who got stressed and a bit a of a fanny.
Bet you 50p.
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