What's the fattest thing you've done? Page 4

  • Rusty_M 16 Jun 2014 12:59:21 7,172 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Two words, munchy box. Mowgli knows what I'm talking about. Google will do the rest for you.
    Well that's a reason to visit the west. Why had I never heard of this fatty beauty?
  • neilka 16 Jun 2014 13:01:14 24,021 posts
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    He's called DiddlerDo now.
  • Syrette 16 Jun 2014 13:02:05 51,181 posts
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    No wonder the Scots are so obese.

    Edited by Syrette at 13:04:30 16-06-2014
  • Rivuzu 16 Jun 2014 13:02:16 18,424 posts
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    @Petulant_Radish The King Kong is just the name given to describe the size - in this case, 3 patties. The Old Hound is the flavour :D They do some strange named burgers though. Nothing beats the Anal Burger - covered in marmite.
  • Deleted user 16 June 2014 13:06:43
    Steven Seagull is a big fan of the munchy box, apparently.
  • Deleted user 16 June 2014 13:06:53
    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    Blakester wrote:
    I always wanted to try that burger shown on Man V Food which was basically just a burger sandwiched between a crispy creme donut.
    Get yourself to Leeds, the UK's fattest city.

    http://truebarbecue.com/menu/donut-burger/
    Thank god this place wasn't open when I lived in Leeds, I'd have been very fat.
  • jimnastics 16 Jun 2014 13:08:15 1,893 posts
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    DiddlerDo wrote:
    On honeymoon in the Maldives. Morning, lunch and dinner there would be the biggest and most god damn delicious buffet spread of the tastiest curries, fish, beef etc. I never expect quality when it is a buffet but this food was just incredible. And the deserts were amazing. So basically, the fattest thing I've ever done is go mental having three buffet meals a day for 10 days. The meat sweats in 40 degree heat is not pleasant. BUT WORTH IT.
    Fuck I forgot about my honeymoon... I put on something like 7 pounds in 10 days. I remember going to my first meeting when I got back, my client said I looked "well married".
  • Deleted user 16 June 2014 13:08:38
    @PES_Fanboy Definitely not. It's science.
  • Deleted user 16 June 2014 13:09:53
    Munchy Box's look like the possible the best thing you could ever have when you're pissed.
  • Deleted user 16 June 2014 13:15:54
    Petulant_Radish wrote:
    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    Blakester wrote:
    I always wanted to try that burger shown on Man V Food which was basically just a burger sandwiched between a crispy creme donut.
    Get yourself to Leeds, the UK's fattest city.

    http://truebarbecue.com/menu/donut-burger/
    Thank god this place wasn't open when I lived in Leeds, I'd have been very fat.
    They're opening another Reds in Leeds very close to me (in Headingley), thankfully for my gut I'm moving house soon. Into the city where there's the main restaurant. Doomed.
  • elephantjuice 16 Jun 2014 13:24:37 1,074 posts
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    They've also opened a restuarant in Manchester and will be in Nottingham and "another northern city" as well as Headingley. Obviously doing very well.
  • mrpon 16 Jun 2014 13:27:13 37,366 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    He's called DiddlerDo now.
    Y'kill me maaan! :D
  • Deleted user 16 June 2014 13:33:39
    The Father's Day offering from Reds:

    OMG linky

  • Rivuzu 16 Jun 2014 13:37:26 18,424 posts
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    Just got back from lunch, remembering this thread.

    That was the most fucking depressing soup and sandwich I've ever fucking had. I want meat now, you bastards.
  • Deleted user 16 June 2014 13:38:25
    @rivuzu

  • Deleted user 16 June 2014 13:41:45
    Thing with Red's is it's not really a "fat" place. It's a "good meat cooked really fucking well" place. If you want a "fat" place then the Man vs Food challenges at Hickory's Roadhouse in Scarborough are what you need:

    Facebook linky
  • beep 16 Jun 2014 13:43:53 519 posts
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    I bought a ten pack of jam donuts hoping eating them in quick succession would make me ill and turn me off them...it didn't. Might have to go up to the eighteen packs.
  • mal 16 Jun 2014 13:45:59 29,326 posts
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    What the hell is that on top of the top of the burger bun? Something battered?
  • quadfather 16 Jun 2014 13:46:10 39,069 posts
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    4 half pound cheeseburgers from a greasy burger can. That was a right pan cracker
  • Zomoniac 16 Jun 2014 13:48:11 10,628 posts
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    Petulant_Radish wrote:
    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    Blakester wrote:
    I always wanted to try that burger shown on Man V Food which was basically just a burger sandwiched between a crispy creme donut.
    Get yourself to Leeds, the UK's fattest city.

    http://truebarbecue.com/menu/donut-burger/
    Thank god this place wasn't open when I lived in Leeds, I'd have been very fat.
    The big problem with Reds is it's very popular and they don't take reservations. You go there at 7 on a Saturday, they add you to the wait list, tell you the next available table is 10, so you spend 3 hours consuming 1,500 calories of beer before heading over for your 3,000 calorie burger.
  • Deleted user 16 June 2014 13:49:06
    @mal Not actually sure, never tried the pit burger. It's this one
  • TheMayorOfJugs 16 Jun 2014 13:52:56 6,489 posts
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    I'm after remembering 2 years ago, I got a yard of Jaffa cakes for Christmas. I ate them all on the day save for 2, after a fucking huge roast dinner and ice cream dessert too, coupled with 2 or 3 pints of milk. Bloated.
  • Murbs 16 Jun 2014 13:55:22 25,151 posts
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    I guess eating a chunky KitKat doesn't count?
  • Rivuzu 16 Jun 2014 13:58:40 18,424 posts
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    @Murbal Unless it's deep fried, covered in bacon, dripping with cheese and sprinkles, in a toasted brioche bun also containing four others, no. 'fraid not.

    And now I want a deep fried KitKat. Fucks sakeeeeee.
  • BreadBinLidHero 16 Jun 2014 13:59:31 10,801 posts
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    I ate a (big) bag of Minstrels in about five minutes once. Stomach cramps aplenty.
  • Deleted user 16 June 2014 14:05:01
    rivuzu wrote:
    deep fried, covered in bacon, dripping with cheese and sprinkles, in a toasted brioche bun also containing four others
    I'd eat that.

    Edited by Petulant_Radish at 14:05:14 16-06-2014
  • Zomoniac 16 Jun 2014 14:05:41 10,628 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    I ate a (big) bag of Minstrels in about five minutes once. Stomach cramps aplenty.
    I eat big bags of sweets in one go all the time. If I'm feeling a need for sweets now I tend to go with hard midget gems, my jaw hurts before I can eat the whole pack so I feel less guilty. But in more pain.
  • Deleted user 16 June 2014 14:10:56
    One of my mates is a big eater, we went to a 'big burger' place once, he ate the biggest (triple decker iirc) thing on the menu quicker than the rest of us could be done with what we'd ordered (nowhere near as big, and nobody else finished).

    Then had a bucket of chicken from the KFC on the walk home.

    Although 'overweight', it's probably only slightly so. He really should be dead, or if not dead, definitely bed-ridden obese.
  • Deleted user 16 June 2014 14:11:22
    Cardiff's got one of those Brazilians. Its called viva Brazil and its my favourite restaurant.

    Quick trip to the salad bar for a plate full of chorizo olives and cheese. Then its 15 meats time!

    Always have double sausage helpings and double flank steak!

    They do chicken hearts too, and although they're not great I always eat one. Its like my one Brussel sprout at Christmas to keep mam happy but a meaty organ to keep myself happy.

    Can't be eating only 14 different meats when there's 15 on the card.

    If you've never been, go. You won't regret it, but you will get the meat sweats!
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