Any good reasons why AI would keep humans?

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  • Tonka 21 Aug 2014 13:54:03 31,980 posts
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    Let's say the singularity predictions are right and artificial intelligence overtakes us by 2045.
    By that time self assembling technology would be sufficiently advanced for the creation of murder robots.

    So. Why would the machines NOT kill us? There are plenty of reasons why they'd want to (we do pose the only threat to them after all) but I can't think of a single one why they'd choose to keep us around.
  • askew 21 Aug 2014 13:54:43 24,121 posts
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    Sex toys.
  • Deleted user 21 August 2014 13:55:14
    Who would correctly flask their sausages?
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  • Tonka 21 Aug 2014 13:57:40 31,980 posts
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    You guys are just adding to the list of reasons to kill us.
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    Natural pubes
  • glaeken 21 Aug 2014 14:07:37 12,070 posts
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    We keep lower orders of animals around so why would AI not do the same. We would make pretty good pets. Let's face it we crap all over something like a dog when it comes to performing tricks.

    Edited by glaeken at 14:08:22 21-08-2014
  • monkman76 21 Aug 2014 14:15:49 18,987 posts
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    Al as in Alastair?
  • JYM60 21 Aug 2014 14:27:01 19,085 posts
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    Al bundy? Is he still on here? :s
  • CosmicFuzz 21 Aug 2014 14:27:10 32,632 posts
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    How the hell do I know every last one of your fuckers isn't some AI program?
  • Fake_Blood 21 Aug 2014 14:27:26 11,093 posts
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    We're the only ones who can turn it off and on again when some code fucks up.
  • elstoof 21 Aug 2014 14:29:59 28,126 posts
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    Someone more cleverer will build in some Prime Directives to the code, with hilarious results.
  • AceGrace 21 Aug 2014 14:30:22 3,464 posts
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    We can climb stairs without looking like we've shit ourselves.
  • MrWorf 21 Aug 2014 14:33:47 64,193 posts
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    We will be their Gods
  • Load_2.0 21 Aug 2014 14:44:55 33,582 posts
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    We will be required to fix paperjams and change fuses.
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    I can call you Betty
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    You can call me Al
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    askew wrote:
    Sex toys.
  • Popzeus 21 Aug 2014 15:04:32 8,425 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    Let's face it we crap all over something like a dog when it comes to performing tricks.
    OK, I can see they'd keep mowgli around to crap all over things like a dog. But what about the rest of us?
  • Flying_Pig 21 Aug 2014 16:36:09 16,956 posts
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    Unlimited supply of power

    /Matrix
  • glaeken 21 Aug 2014 16:47:50 12,070 posts
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    AI is actually perfectly suited to live in our universe. Much more so then we are. They could live in space and utilise solar power. Every star system has what they require to live and they could have the life span to make it possible to travel to other systems. I actually expect them to become the dominant life form and they will look upon us as insignificant as we will have nothing they need.

    Space based AI platforms plus the ability for them to manufacture more of themselves leaves humans as one of the also rans.
  • oceanmotion 21 Aug 2014 16:53:53 17,358 posts
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    Google bots would look over your browsing history and judge accordingly. Filth is key to survival.

    Not so sure about sex toys unless androids are life like. A women may get by on a vibrator or dildo etc. but your penis in machinery, yeah no.
  • Deleted user 21 August 2014 17:11:24
    There need to be consumers, no?
  • mal 21 Aug 2014 17:11:54 29,326 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    We keep lower orders of animals around so why would AI not do the same. We would make pretty good pets. Let's face it we crap all over something like a dog when it comes to performing tricks.
    I suspect one of the larger reasons we initially kept animals is for food, and more recently, because they might be useful for genetic reasons, or for weird novel drugs, and because we tend to feel guilty if something goes extinct, especially if it's cute, even if it would have done anyway.

    But lets consider the crapload of eugenics we've done to dogs over the years. Life for some of us could be very cushy, but not so hot if you don't have the right appearance or personality.

    Also, crapping all over things probably wouldn't endear us to our new robot overlords.

    Edit: Damn you, popzeus. I knew I should have gone straight for the gag.

    Edited by mal at 17:13:05 21-08-2014
  • mrharvest 21 Aug 2014 17:57:06 5,718 posts
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    DrStrangelove wrote:
    There need to be consumers, no?
    Uh, obviously not.

    I think an AI might keep humans because it's a degree more moral than humans. It might consider diversity of life worth preserving, presuming its resource use is constrained sufficiently. I mean, it might keep us at stone age level civilisation because that's more natural and more sustainable but beyond that it wouldn't really have a reason to exterminate us.
  • Deleted user 21 August 2014 18:10:38
    It all boils down to what the AI is programmed for. If it's programmed to spread, it's going to eventually kill us. If it's programmed to find a solution for global warming, it's going to kill us too. If it's programmed to preserve life, it's going to kill us.

    Well, probably it's going to kill us whatever it's programmed for.
  • Deleted user 21 August 2014 18:22:51
    DrStrangelove wrote:
    It all boils down to what the AI is programmed for. If it's programmed to spread, it's going to eventually kill us. If it's programmed to find a solution for global warming, it's going to kill us too. If it's programmed to preserve life, it's going to kill us.

    Well, probably it's going to kill us whatever it's programmed for.
    But we're assuming that the AI has surpassed human intelligence, so I very much doubt they'll think like that. It can act on its own free will.
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