Following Clockgate Page 6

  • TheMayorOfJugs 24 Sep 2014 18:32:55 6,489 posts
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    Ascii what you did there.
  • Drakesmoke 24 Sep 2014 18:56:51 896 posts
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    As a daily lurker on the Match thread I hope he returns post haste, many crap days have been brightened by his outrageous brand of face cutting humour.
  • CosmicFuzz 24 Sep 2014 18:58:51 32,632 posts
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    TheMayorOfJugs wrote:
    Ascii what you did there.
    /o/

    \o\

    \o/
  • Deleted user 24 September 2014 19:00:46
    Is that the helmet of a cock being stroked by two fingers?
  • CosmicFuzz 24 Sep 2014 19:01:38 32,632 posts
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    Haha! Hey, I'm no artist. I do what I can.
  • CosmicFuzz 24 Sep 2014 19:03:09 32,632 posts
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    Also am I right in saying it's been about four hours since Cockgate ejaculated and we've still not had an apology from craigy OR had the portable view fixed??
  • TheCloakedLady 24 Sep 2014 19:06:32 150 posts
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    Worse still, Craggy has very kindly offered to restore PES_Fanboy but he's now playing me at my own game; if I take up that kindly offer, it puts Portable View back another two years
  • Deleted user 24 September 2014 19:07:11
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  • Deleted user 24 September 2014 19:08:24
    He offered that to PES_Fanboy, not to you, right?
  • TheCloakedLady 24 Sep 2014 19:09:30 150 posts
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    Stronzo! Yes, I mean to PES_Funboy
  • AceGrace 24 Sep 2014 19:12:50 3,464 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    AceGrace wrote:
    I meant Ian Watkins out of Steps. Who are you referring to?
    Was he H, or was he the other one?
    H

    It didn't go the way I planned.
  • Deleted user 24 September 2014 19:17:44
    Ahh, this feels better.

    Craggy, you're my hero.

    And Eurogamer.it: intro culo di mammata
  • superbob86 24 Sep 2014 19:19:58 13 posts
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  • chopsen 24 Sep 2014 19:21:44 21,958 posts
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    Well done necromancer craigy.

    So, PES, how did that happen? Was it "password1" or something?
  • Deleted user 24 September 2014 19:23:54
    I think they brute forced the password (?) and busted into an old email account which was used for nothing but had the same password.

    My fault, I had no idea they had computers in Italy.
  • Deleted user 24 September 2014 19:30:54
    PS - Mowgs I'm flattered you tried to 'be' me so quickly.

    X
  • Deleted user 24 September 2014 19:32:01
    They don't. You can't make computers out of pasta.
  • mal 24 Sep 2014 19:32:24 29,326 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:

    And Eurogamer.it: intro culo di mammata
    Vaffanculo!

    That's about the only italian I can remember, from working with an Italian who used to use that a lot
  • TheMayorOfJugs 24 Sep 2014 19:34:50 6,489 posts
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    YoshiMcTaggis wrote:
    Soooo we CAN post ASCII cocks everywhere?
    Ejaculating celebratory fireworks!
  • Deleted user 24 September 2014 19:36:05
    mal wrote:
    PES_Fanboy wrote:

    And Eurogamer.it: intro culo di mammata
    Vaffanculo!

    That's about the only italian I can remember, from working with an Italian who used to use that a lot
    When I first worked in Italy I thought that meant 'shit' or something, so IMed a colleague who was doing some work for me and gave me some bad news about the work.

    Learned the language pretty sharpish after that faux pas. That is, slittamento...
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 24 Sep 2014 19:36:52 47,501 posts
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    @YoshiMcTaggis Eeeeh. Only on special occasions.

    Edited by MrTomFTW at 19:37:52 24-09-2014
  • Deleted user 24 September 2014 19:39:39
    What about pictures of ladies in cloaks MrTom
  • craigy Staff 24 Sep 2014 19:40:38 9,500 posts
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    Moderators vindicated! Your position is secure MrTom... for now.
  • Deleted user 24 September 2014 19:49:50
    It's important when growing potatoes to cup the balls and work the shaft
  • Dirtbox 24 Sep 2014 19:52:00 92,595 posts
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  • Deleted user 24 September 2014 19:56:52
    They all do it but are conditioned to be ashamed of it.

    It's called Catholicism
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