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elstoof 7 Jan 2015 12:34:12 28,125 posts
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Serves you right for getting a Dominos burger.

Moot_Point 7 Jan 2015 12:38:38 5,530 posts
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One born every minute, apparently!

quadfather 7 Jan 2015 13:07:10 39,069 posts
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Gah, who bumped this bloody thread - now I need to buy that sandwich maker

the_milkybar_kid 7 Jan 2015 13:18:54 8,474 posts
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My toastie maker will do that, right? RIGHT?!

Psychotext 7 Jan 2015 13:21:35 70,652 posts
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Reminds me, I planned on trying that McRib. I'm sure it'll be shit like almost everything else they do.

quadfather 7 Jan 2015 13:33:10 39,069 posts
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Here is the UK version that Wrinkly was on about

quadfather 7 Jan 2015 13:48:38 39,069 posts
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Is it? Shit, didn't even spot that - was too busy looking at it.

Buggeration

Psychotext 7 Jan 2015 14:10:56 70,652 posts
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Ha, you might as well get it shipped from the US for that sort of cash.

quadfather 7 Jan 2015 14:27:58 39,069 posts
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Well, if cash wasn't a problem, then perhaps this could be a winner

Deleted user 7 January 2015 14:30:55

quadfather wrote:
Well, if cash wasn't a problem, then perhaps this could be a winner

It's 30% off.

THIRTY PERCENT OFF.

quadfather 7 Jan 2015 14:33:27 39,069 posts
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Doner kebabs at home

you'd just be ejaculating all the time

Psychotext 7 Jan 2015 15:20:55 70,652 posts
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But where would you get the shitty lamb from?!?

I did some contracting for one of the companies that supplied that stuff wholesale. It was really tempting to just ask them to give me a months supply.

quadfather 7 Jan 2015 15:24:57 39,069 posts
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I dunno, but I'm sure if you ask aroud you'd be able to find some lips and arseholes somewhere knocking about!

neilka 7 Jan 2015 15:25:40 24,021 posts
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quadfather wrote:
Doner kebabs at home

you'd just be ejaculating all the time

Just chili sauce on mine thanks.

Rivuzu 7 Jan 2015 15:29:14 18,424 posts
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Psychotext wrote:
But where would you get the shitty lamb from?!?

Lol, he still believes they use actual Lamb in kebab shops. Cute.

Tbh I don't care what it is, when I'm pissed, mystery meat in pitta is the best thing in the world.

minky-kong 7 Jan 2015 15:40:54 14,787 posts
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quadfather wrote:
I dunno, but I'm sure if you ask aroud you'd be able to find some lips on arseholes somewhere knocking about!

Paging Jablonski and PES_Fanboy to the thread!

quadfather 7 Jan 2015 15:46:20 39,069 posts
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haha, nice edit

Psychotext 7 Jan 2015 16:00:59 70,652 posts
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I tend to have my mystery meat in naan bread these days.

quadfather 7 Jan 2015 16:14:11 39,069 posts
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Agreed, mine end up almost spherical. Fucking things.

The cheap as chip ones, like tesco value or whatever - they seem to be flatter

Psychotext 7 Jan 2015 16:14:31 70,652 posts
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You don't like a thick bit of meat?

Technoishmatt 7 Jan 2015 16:21:00 5,365 posts
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Thicker ones should be (medium-) rare in the middle.

Speaking of great fast food burgers. Five guys is pretty good. Not quite same value as McDonald's (something praised even by owner of El Bulli), but mighty Delish.

Psychotext 7 Jan 2015 16:34:34 70,652 posts
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It's easy to be great value when what you're serving has more in common with cardboard than burger.

senso-ji 7 Jan 2015 16:40:08 10,271 posts
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Surely the best shit burger is the Bacon XL?

quadfather 7 Jan 2015 16:40:57 39,069 posts
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Has to be a greasy burger from a burger van

Psychotext 7 Jan 2015 16:41:38 70,652 posts
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XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger?

senso-ji 7 Jan 2015 16:43:57 10,271 posts
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Psychotext wrote:
XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger?

That's the one. Haven't had one in ages, mind. Mainly because they seem to rearrange my digestive system.

Psychotext 7 Jan 2015 16:49:52 70,652 posts
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Yeah, they're a pretty good shit burger. No fucking around with lettuce or pickles. Meat, bacon and plastic cheese. Job done.

Deleted user 7 January 2015 17:28:46

Psychotext wrote:
Yeah, they're a pretty good shit burger. No fucking around with lettuce or pickles. Meat, bacon and plastic cheese. Job done.

Yep; a favourite here for that very reason.

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